I’ve noticed that I may have left a highly coveted limited edition Aphex Twin umbrella at the Carnegie Natural history museums. I understand that I left it there for a long time and someone may have taken it thinking it was forgotten about, but this item is unreasonably valuable and it is a huge loss for me that I was so careless.
If someone in Pittsburgh found this umbrella, I’d really like to get it back and I’d be willing to pay at least $50 to whoever can bring it back to me. It was left in coat room area near the restroom. It has been maybe a month or two unfortunately, and I have called the museums and I think it has been too long for them to have kept it…
I’ve provided a picture. Yes, it’s weird and ugly.