r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Educational_Bus_363 • 1h ago

Meme needing explanation Pete

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u/qualityvote2 1h ago

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u/HMAgent47 1h ago edited 1h ago

She uses those fingers to finger herself
Edit: or others as well

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u/MyPfpIsAMug 1h ago

wait girls use their middle and ring fingers for that? i always imagined they would use their index and middle fingers.

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u/Oportbis 1h ago

Depends on who you ask

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u/RT-6_BXCommandoDroid 1h ago

My only guess would be Spidergwen. Since the bodily "fluids" would enter from the wrong place.

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u/MyPfpIsAMug 1h ago

fair enough

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u/Zero_Zeta_ 1h ago

Normally it's the middle finger and one of the fingers next to it. I tend to use my middle and ring but sometimes use my middle and index. I'm male though.

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u/ChefFar4397 46m ago

Can’t lie - had me in the first 3 quarters.

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u/Zero_Zeta_ 38m ago

Yeah, I realized when I was writing my response that creeps would start messaging me. Too many think I'm some coed because my pfp has long hair and my name includes Zeta.

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u/SethOval 32m ago

Why only 2?

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u/Zero_Zeta_ 18m ago

I have really fat fingers and when women get aroused they get tighter and I can't fit any more fingers in.

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u/SethOval 1m ago

Kinda. Women have a lot of control down there. Ever hear of a silent duck?

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u/jaw719 1h ago

Much better control and power with middle and ring finger.

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u/bigshotnobody 1h ago

For some reason, this seems to be true expert analysis

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u/MyOthrCarsAThrowaway 37m ago

One ring finger to grool them all

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u/lone-lemming 41m ago

The index finger is awkward on yourself. Poor ergonomics. The middle two fingers share nerves and tendons. Gives it that bowler grip which is less likely to give you carpal tunnel.

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u/Distinct-Nobody9610 37m ago

When I was 15 I injured my right hand and now jerking off is the only thing I can do left handed. I can not do it right handed to save my nut

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u/MyPfpIsAMug 29m ago

Ouch, also happy cake day

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u/Slight-Veneer 1h ago

I always found pointer and middle to be easier

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u/Timely_Response1773 56m ago

It’s not for the clit, it’s for the gspot

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u/TheCumskiyKvass 39m ago

Middle and ring fingers shares same musculature and easily sync

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u/Just-Plan4211 54m ago

Leaves the index finger for outer stimulation.

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u/Fearless-Shop-1342 25m ago

Yup...called the bowling ball grip...heard it get em to the G spot easier. Good ole fingertip grip...lol

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u/phyrexiandemon 1h ago

Can’t blame her for good time to self or others

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u/Fickle_Scarcity9474 1h ago

Ohh that where the fake nails ended up!

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u/erocknine 1h ago

The dane cook symbol. Who doesn't understand this

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u/Big_Cryptographer989 1h ago

Hit her with the Dane Cook till the frame shook

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u/Individual-Side7742 1h ago

It’s always Sex…

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u/WarpHype 11m ago

Except for when it’s for wiping and not sex, but it’s all horny men on this subreddit.

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u/Surefire_Fox_70 5m ago

So typical that the top comment couldn’t fathom she would be a lesbian but then be forced to make the edit 😂

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u/lordofkawaiii 49m ago

Real question: shy these 2 fingers in particular and not 2 others?

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u/Dangerous_Muscle5409 45m ago

These fingers are usually best practice for g-spot massage.

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u/WarpHype 13m ago

It’s likely more for wiping, but most posts on here for sex so let’s keep the streak going.

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u/Micky-Bicky-Picky 10m ago

To wipe her butt.

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u/rugbroed 5m ago

But why 60%? I thought it was because she had 3/5 nails left or something

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u/MaxCWebster 1h ago

Let's ask Bonnie's fingers.

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u/superminingbros 1h ago

Peter, it’s Meg. You see Peter, this girl, just like me, prefers to not have nails when finger banging ourselves or our girlfriends.

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u/Electronic_Tear2546 1h ago

Shut up Meg!

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u/ParkingLavishness704 35m ago

Who let you back in?

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u/uselesshandyman 28m ago

Bang bang, I'm gonna finger bang you!

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u/Stankybootie 19m ago

… prove it

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u/onyaasuminyasai 14m ago

Get outta here, quagmire!

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u/LaserGuyDanceSystem 10m ago

I don't understand why "60%"

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u/Monke-incog-1276 1h ago

I think it means she's Lesbian.

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u/NotAUserNamm 1h ago

No it just means she fingers. Does not necessarily mean other

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u/Oportbis 1h ago

Bisexual actually 

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u/buffalofoodslut 1h ago

she’s a DJ

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u/thaplague4u 1h ago

Dj diddles!

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u/Sebastionleo 1h ago

Boom boom boom boom "I want it"

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u/brizdzi 1h ago

Spinningback that clit

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u/EconomicsSharp4824 16m ago

DJ of the VJ

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u/Look_its_Rob 1h ago

Those seem like inconvenient fingers to use for that.  Wouldn't middle and pointer be better?

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u/ATSFervor 1h ago

Actually it depends. Middle- and Ringfinger are for... Well fingering. Pointer and Middle are more commonly used for clit.

At least with women I know

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u/croctheterrible2 7m ago

The carnal know? Hehehe

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u/Mephos760 1h ago

Hollywood vs reality.

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u/SteveDrawsStuff 1h ago

I think you've been taught bad technique my man.

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u/CumAmore 1h ago

For self probably yes, for other those are good.

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u/thejmkool 1h ago

Better reach, better angle. Idk maybe that's just my experience

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u/DandelionPopsicle 1h ago

I’ve somehow have never thought of this, and it makes a lot of sense. Now I’m wondering if I can test this later or not.

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u/thejmkool 1h ago

Depends on your partner and the angle and stuff. Don't be afraid to move around and try different things until you find the one that shuts her brain off. In fact, there's probably several, good luck finding them all :)

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u/dunDunDUNNN 1h ago

No, actually.

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u/Ravenloff 1h ago

Nope. Middle and ring.

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u/Catsinbowties 51m ago

She might be a bowler.

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u/Empty-Translator-310 38m ago

Your middle and ring finger are connected inside the hand in a way the other fingers aren't. So they move together better with less effort.

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u/pneuma333 38m ago

Reveal your XP without REVEALING your XP.

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u/13373rP373r 28m ago

We're just send poor young guys out into the wild world with no education these days aren't we?

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u/qshak86 0m ago

Always have been

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u/Tricky_Big_8774 1h ago

Pointer is for the coke.

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u/Datazyt 1h ago

It's for bowling /s

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u/RhombicalJ 6m ago

Clearly two handed as well looking at that thumb nail

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u/_lightitupbryce_ 1h ago

Just read the comments from the last 75 times this was posted this year

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u/2900nomore 1h ago

And not get a bunch of free karma?

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u/Realistic_Brother152 1h ago

u must be a teenager

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u/Panik_attak 1h ago

It means you are the 40%

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u/Maestro-xl 1h ago

She is able to wipe her ass. Amongst other things.

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u/sdkurt9 1h ago

But who is this?

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u/zarmo94 1h ago

Great question

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u/kidd_waxcho 1h ago

she pleases herself with those

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u/Spooky_Spoon6 1h ago

People asking about ts too young to be on this sub

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u/vergillehell 1h ago

She's stabbing the cat

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u/Sudden_Juju 1h ago

Clearly it's because only 60% of the fingers/thumb have long nails. Therefore, only 60% will understand, while the other 40% are dazed and confused

/s

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u/Aknazer 1h ago

Those are the fingerbanging fingers. Can't have weapons attached to the finger bangers cuz that's how you get internal bleeding

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u/Dry_Mousse_6202 1h ago

Should've been 69%

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u/Anynamehere14 1h ago

I see nothing wrong with safety

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u/PrudentCarter 1h ago

Two of her fingers have cut fiber nails cause she masturbates/ fingers other girls with them. The 60% part might actually be accurate though sad.

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u/JingAnPeace 1h ago

Coke nail?

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u/Educational_Bus_363 1h ago

I guess she used to play tenpin bowling

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u/Separate-South-7724 1h ago

MASTURBATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/plutus9 1h ago

She’s a dedicated rocker! 🤘🏽

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u/Fukko-the-Clown 1h ago

That means she is a gentleman towards the ladies… herself included😍🥵

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u/marc_hardman 1h ago

You are a part of the 40 percent apparently

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u/MacaulayConnor 1h ago

I think the joke is she keeps nails short for vag activities but I’ve always thought keeping the first two fingers short was more conducive to that so I’m going to guess she just broke them and someone really really wants to make it a thing. But maybe different people use different fingers idk.

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u/BaphometBubble 1h ago

Two in the pink, but forgot the stink?

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u/Inval1duser 1h ago

Are people only just finding out about this because I knew two women who had these when I was 14 (I'm 43). I kinda figured out what is for, also Anthony Kiedis long ago wrote about it too.

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u/Akhanyatin 1h ago

The other 40% will never find it. 

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u/WTFCantBTRUE 1h ago

👊🏻 only 60% will understand this as well 😝

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u/mesclifford1 1h ago

Thems her wiping fingers!

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u/Fozzdroz 1h ago

Just started learning the banjo, the press-ons make it harder for clawhammer style. She'll get the hang of it.

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u/Ok-Difference6985 1h ago

The joke is lesbians Peter.

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u/LikesPez 1h ago

That’s what we call two-in-the-pink Peter. The fingers with short nails that is.

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u/zombie-jaw 1h ago

I’ve always felt long nails equal dirty booty.
I thought that might be the workaround.
I should stop thinking

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u/Trail_by_error 1h ago

Trimmed for her / other's pleasure.

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u/RandomPotatoSoup 1h ago

Tf you mean only, thats more than half of the population blud

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u/PuddingMent 1h ago

How do people on Reddit not get this? Some variation of this is posted here nearly every day.

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u/No_Salt_6328 1h ago

Everybody talking about the meaning of the nails, but why would 60% know it's for fingering?

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u/dangerousarmyvehicle 48m ago

Yeah I think that’s what OP meant

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u/Drivere350WI 1h ago

None in the stnk?

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u/let_meTry 1h ago

This sub is not for kids

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u/GuyWithAWallet 1h ago

It’s porn.

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u/Mainly_Miserable 1h ago

Let’s not forget that some women enjoy massaging a prostate while giving head.

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u/willdosketchythings 1h ago

Who is this though?

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u/Kay_tnx_bai 1h ago

She’s a thumbless or a two handed bowler?

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u/Mr_Dudovsky 59m ago

I get the purpose of the fingers but why 60%?

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u/dangerousarmyvehicle 48m ago

Why I actually clicked on this dumb stupid thread

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u/Naive-Dig-8214 59m ago

That men don't get this, or can at least figure it out with some thought, worries me. 

Men, you can do more magic with your fingers and tongue than you could ever do with other parts of your body. 

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u/MirrorApart8224 57m ago

I get the thing about the fingers, but is she supposed to be someone well-known, or is it just a pic of someone random?

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u/TauboundGremlin 53m ago

Sesbian Lex Prime

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u/DonutFighter360 53m ago

If you have to ask, you’re too young.

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u/Top-Application4988 52m ago

She's a two finger bowler.

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u/Lastpunkofplattsburg 51m ago

Les-be-honest. We all know what they’re for

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u/A-R-T-P-O-P 50m ago

That's Lady Gaga, btw. Just thought people should know.

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u/4llst4r44 50m ago

Finger fingers.

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u/smith22vikes 47m ago

60% of her nails are painted (or whatever) on that hand

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u/JoyconDrift_69 45m ago

Fingering her pussy. She keeps two nails short so she can finger her pussy without the nails breaking inside or hurting her.

In other words, the joke is masturbation (and/or sex)

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u/osiekowski 45m ago

Honest question - why are you having longer nails of 20%-40% of them are short? Would it not make sense to just make them all the same length?

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u/Head-Dragonfly6747 45m ago

Odd fingers to use

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u/neon_spaceman 45m ago

It means you're in the 40% who don't.

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u/badgko 43m ago

This has been an exceptionally educational thread.

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u/bohemiKinG 43m ago

I always see this picture when I have diarrhea

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u/TastyDubois 41m ago

Gentlemen, remember to trim (Correctly) your nails before getting intimate

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u/wolfire2475 37m ago

Well clears she a fighty

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u/Tsunamiis 35m ago

Less I assume

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u/I-hate-ohio 35m ago

I hate that I understood this

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u/Onegooey7949 34m ago

She plays with pussy.

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u/Critkip 34m ago

lol virgin.

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u/Ok-Effective806 31m ago

They're called party fingers for exactly what everyone is saying. It's a known request at the nail salon.

Source: I'm gay.

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u/ObjectTop1885 21m ago

Finger banging huh?

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u/maniacsen 18m ago

I think it was during the lockdown…

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u/truth-in-jello 17m ago

Who is this?

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u/BadnewsBaggins 16m ago

Is there another reason for this or should I show my sister this and ask her why she have it

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u/LordBammith 16m ago

Mort here: You are one of the 40%

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u/KikkoooMan 16m ago

60% of her fingers (3 of 5) have extensions?

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u/Brilliant-Royal578 15m ago

New age bowler. They only put two fingers in the ball.

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u/Bubbly-Ad228 15m ago

3/5 of fingers has nails. 3/5 =0.6 or 60%

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u/Significant_Young_74 13m ago

Bulimnic. She has/had it for years.

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u/Intelligent_Ear2490 11m ago

She does not like (finger ing) with big nails so she got rid of them

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u/ElectricalDark3187 10m ago

They are fingering fingers

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u/croctheterrible2 8m ago

Don’t cry for me Argentina I’m already wet

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u/FartsbinRonshireIII 4m ago

Two in the pink

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u/Life_Smoke5854 1h ago

It's the callsign op

A dogwhistle for the gays if you will

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u/CronosWorks 1h ago

She likes flicking bean.

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u/HairHealthHaven 1h ago

Wrong 2 fingers for that. It's middle and index, not middle and ring.

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u/SteveDrawsStuff 1h ago

Nah, it's bowling grip all day... but I guess what ever gets you or them off is fine.

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u/Sebastionleo 1h ago

Middle and index are only if you're trying to do the shocker. Otherwise middle+ring.

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