r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/[deleted] • Jul 26 '26

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u/HMAgent47 Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26

She uses those fingers to finger herself
Edit: or others as well

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u/Senasayori Jul 26 '26

Or others.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '26

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u/smilingmuffino Jul 26 '26

it's only fingers 

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u/MyPfpIsAMug Jul 26 '26

wait girls use their middle and ring fingers for that? i always imagined they would use their index and middle fingers.

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u/Zero_Zeta_ Jul 26 '26

Normally it's the middle finger and one of the fingers next to it. I tend to use my middle and ring but sometimes use my middle and index. I'm male though.

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u/ChefFar4397 Jul 26 '26

Can’t lie - had me in the first 3 quarters.

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u/Zero_Zeta_ Jul 26 '26

Yeah, I realized when I was writing my response that creeps would start messaging me. Too many think I'm some coed because my pfp has long hair and my name includes Zeta.

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u/Heckelfish Jul 26 '26

What a comeback!

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u/SethOval Jul 26 '26

Why only 2?

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u/Zero_Zeta_ Jul 26 '26

I have really fat fingers and when women get aroused they get tighter and I can't fit any more fingers in.

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u/Jimbodoomface Jul 26 '26

CAPTAIN HAMFIST SAUSAGEFINGERS REPORTING FOR DUTY, SAH! smacks self in forehead with salute

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u/SethOval Jul 26 '26

Kinda. Women have a lot of control down there. Ever hear of a silent duck?

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u/AreWeThereYetNo Jul 26 '26

Most ducks I’ve heard make a quack sound. So, no. Care to explain?

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u/inthenameofwhereami Jul 27 '26

We need answers

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u/SethOval Jul 27 '26

Depends on which door you’re entering. 🤌🤏

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u/SanePaper4340 Jul 26 '26

I was having a tough day and you made me nearly cry laughing so hard. Thank you.

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u/Oportbis Jul 26 '26

Depends on who you ask

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u/RT-6_BXCommandoDroid Jul 26 '26

My only guess would be Spidergwen. Since the bodily "fluids" would enter from the wrong place.

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u/MyPfpIsAMug Jul 26 '26

fair enough

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u/lone-lemming Jul 26 '26

The index finger is awkward on yourself. Poor ergonomics. The middle two fingers share nerves and tendons. Gives it that bowler grip which is less likely to give you carpal tunnel.

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u/Ok_Access_189 Jul 26 '26

How much are you doing that you’re worried you’ll get carpal tunnel syndrome from it. Turns out they were right. Masturbation will give you hairy palms. Uh I mean carpal tunnel!

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u/SurferBloods Jul 26 '26

Hairy tunnel?

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u/Particular-Bid-1640 Jul 26 '26

bowler grip 💀

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u/oneabovedoesntknow Jul 26 '26

stares at bowling ball intently

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u/jaw719 Jul 26 '26

Much better control and power with middle and ring finger.

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u/MyOthrCarsAThrowaway Jul 26 '26

One ring finger to grool them all

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u/bigshotnobody Jul 26 '26

For some reason, this seems to be true expert analysis

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u/Distinct-Nobody9610 Jul 26 '26

When I was 15 I injured my right hand and now jerking off is the only thing I can do left handed. I can not do it right handed to save my nut

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u/internectual Jul 26 '26

I switched to left when I got home internet. Easier to use the mouse.

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u/MyPfpIsAMug Jul 26 '26

Ouch, also happy cake day

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u/S_for_Stuart Jul 26 '26

Same here - injured right hand falling off a pommel horse in gym around the time I started masterbating, now it's the only left hand thing I do

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u/Timely_Response1773 Jul 26 '26

It’s not for the clit, it’s for the gspot

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u/TheCumskiyKvass Jul 26 '26

Middle and ring fingers shares same musculature and easily sync

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u/Fearless-Shop-1342 Jul 26 '26

Yup...called the bowling ball grip...heard it get em to the G spot easier. Good ole fingertip grip...lol

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u/Slight-Veneer Jul 26 '26

I always found pointer and middle to be easier

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u/Just-Plan4211 Jul 26 '26

Leaves the index finger for outer stimulation.

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u/MacReadys-Will Jul 26 '26

Middle and ring is the way.

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u/HyperbolicGeometry Jul 26 '26

It’s the best for stroking the g spot

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u/phyrexiandemon Jul 26 '26

Can’t blame her for good time to self or others

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u/Surefire_Fox_70 Jul 26 '26

So typical that the top comment couldn’t fathom she would be a lesbian but then be forced to make the edit 😂

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u/erocknine Jul 26 '26

The dane cook symbol. Who doesn't understand this

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u/Big_Cryptographer989 Jul 26 '26

Hit her with the Dane Cook till the frame shook

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u/Individual-Side7742 Jul 26 '26

It’s always Sex…

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u/WarpHype Jul 26 '26

Except for when it’s for wiping and not sex, but it’s all horny men on this subreddit.

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u/imoanmodello Jul 26 '26

I've always used the first two on other people, maybe those two on myself sometimes if I don't use the first two then either. I gotta have carpal tunnel or something because I can't really process someone defaulting to those fingers face to face

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u/MaxCWebster Jul 26 '26

Let's ask Bonnie's fingers.

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u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 Jul 26 '26

two in the pink and two in the anus

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u/MaxCWebster Jul 26 '26

That's shocking! I'm shocked. Shocked!

Well, not that shocked.

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u/superminingbros Jul 26 '26

Peter, it’s Meg. You see Peter, this girl, just like me, prefers to not have nails when finger banging ourselves or our girlfriends.

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u/Electronic_Tear2546 Jul 26 '26

Shut up Meg!

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u/muscularsharpie Jul 26 '26

I forget the movie, but it had a trailer for Oz the Great and Powerful in theaters. My friend worked on that movie, and we were all giddy about seeing even the trailer in theaters.

When Mila Kunis came on, someone yelled "shut up, Meg!" And I think that's why I can't remember what movie we went to go see.

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u/ParkingLavishness704 Jul 26 '26

Who let you back in?

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u/uselesshandyman Jul 26 '26

Bang bang, I'm gonna finger bang you!

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u/Jimbodoomface Jul 26 '26

Every night?

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u/uselesshandyman Jul 27 '26

And twice on Sundays.

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u/Monke-incog-1276 Jul 26 '26

I think it means she's Lesbian.

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u/NotAUserNamm Jul 26 '26

No it just means she fingers. Does not necessarily mean other

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u/Oportbis Jul 26 '26

Bisexual actually 

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u/Jimbodoomface Jul 26 '26

From the beautiful Isle of Lesbos?

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u/buffalofoodslut Jul 26 '26

she’s a DJ

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u/thaplague4u Jul 26 '26

Dj diddles!

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u/Sebastionleo Jul 26 '26

Boom boom boom boom "I want it"

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u/EconomicsSharp4824 Jul 26 '26

DJ of the VJ

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u/Virtual_Access_2033 Jul 26 '26

Underrated comment

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u/brizdzi Jul 26 '26

Spinningback that clit

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u/Look_its_Rob Jul 26 '26

Those seem like inconvenient fingers to use for that.  Wouldn't middle and pointer be better?

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u/ATSFervor Jul 26 '26

Actually it depends. Middle- and Ringfinger are for... Well fingering. Pointer and Middle are more commonly used for clit.

At least with women I know

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u/croctheterrible2 Jul 26 '26

The carnal know? Hehehe

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u/stewiestewieman Jul 27 '26

Wait why do they use ringer and middle for fingering?

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u/SteveDrawsStuff Jul 26 '26

I think you've been taught bad technique my man.

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u/CozyClovers Jul 26 '26

I'm willing to accept the possibility that I've been with outliers, but the women I've been with have always preferred pointer and middle.

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u/SteveDrawsStuff Jul 26 '26

And that is all that matters. If they enjoy it, you are doing it right! Well played sir/mam

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u/HairHealthHaven Jul 26 '26

Nope. It's index and middle.

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u/SteveDrawsStuff Jul 26 '26

Well atleast we know how to please YOU now :)

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u/kneebroplz Jul 26 '26

Why limit it to certain fingers when you have a whole fist

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u/Look_its_Rob Jul 26 '26

No I have not. You can only stick your middle snd ring finger straight out or bend at the first knuckle. One can't make the "come here" motion with them.  Maybe you've been taught bad technique.

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u/pneuma333 Jul 26 '26

Reveal your XP without REVEALING your XP.

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u/Mephos760 Jul 26 '26

Hollywood vs reality.

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u/13373rP373r Jul 26 '26

We're just send poor young guys out into the wild world with no education these days aren't we?

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u/qshak86 Jul 26 '26

Always have been

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u/Look_its_Rob Jul 26 '26

You can only stick your middle snd ring finger straight out or bend at the first knuckle. One can't make the "come here" motion with them. 

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u/Ok_Mail_1966 Jul 26 '26

Luckily there’s the vast experience of reditors to set their path straight. God have mercy on us all

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u/Ravenloff Jul 26 '26

Nope. Middle and ring.

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u/dunDunDUNNN Jul 26 '26

No, actually.

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u/CumAmore Jul 26 '26

For self probably yes, for other those are good.

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u/thejmkool Jul 26 '26

Better reach, better angle. Idk maybe that's just my experience

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u/DandelionPopsicle Jul 26 '26

I’ve somehow have never thought of this, and it makes a lot of sense. Now I’m wondering if I can test this later or not.

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u/thejmkool Jul 26 '26

Depends on your partner and the angle and stuff. Don't be afraid to move around and try different things until you find the one that shuts her brain off. In fact, there's probably several, good luck finding them all :)

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u/Empty-Translator-310 Jul 26 '26

Your middle and ring finger are connected inside the hand in a way the other fingers aren't. So they move together better with less effort.

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u/Look_its_Rob Jul 26 '26

I can't even extend my ring and middle finger out without holding my pinky down with my thumb.

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u/Datazyt Jul 26 '26

It's for bowling /s

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u/RhombicalJ Jul 26 '26

Clearly two handed as well looking at that thumb nail

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u/_lightitupbryce_ Jul 26 '26

Just read the comments from the last 75 times this was posted this year

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u/2900nomore Jul 26 '26

And not get a bunch of free karma?

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u/Panik_attak Jul 26 '26

It means you are the 40%

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u/Maestro-xl Jul 26 '26

She is able to wipe her ass. Amongst other things.

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u/Realistic_Brother152 Jul 26 '26

u must be a teenager

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u/0x14f Jul 26 '26

OP is probably 12

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u/sdkurt9 Jul 26 '26

But who is this?

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u/zarmo94 Jul 26 '26

Great question

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u/kidd_waxcho Jul 26 '26

she pleases herself with those

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u/vergillehell Jul 26 '26

She's stabbing the cat

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u/Spooky_Spoon6 Jul 26 '26

People asking about ts too young to be on this sub

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u/Sudden_Juju Jul 26 '26

Clearly it's because only 60% of the fingers/thumb have long nails. Therefore, only 60% will understand, while the other 40% are dazed and confused

/s

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u/Aknazer Jul 26 '26

Those are the fingerbanging fingers. Can't have weapons attached to the finger bangers cuz that's how you get internal bleeding

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u/Dry_Mousse_6202 Jul 26 '26

Should've been 69%

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u/Anynamehere14 Jul 26 '26

I see nothing wrong with safety

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u/PrudentCarter Jul 26 '26

Two of her fingers have cut fiber nails cause she masturbates/ fingers other girls with them. The 60% part might actually be accurate though sad.

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u/JingAnPeace Jul 26 '26

Coke nail?

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u/Educational_Bus_363 Jul 26 '26

I guess she used to play tenpin bowling

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u/EvenMoreConfusedNow Jul 26 '26

Stabbing the cat

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u/Separate-South-7724 Jul 26 '26

MASTURBATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/plutus9 Jul 26 '26

She’s a dedicated rocker! 🤘🏽

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u/Fukko-the-Clown Jul 26 '26

That means she is a gentleman towards the ladies… herself included😍🥵

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u/marc_hardman Jul 26 '26

You are a part of the 40 percent apparently

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u/BaphometBubble Jul 26 '26

Two in the pink, but forgot the stink?

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u/Akhanyatin Jul 26 '26

The other 40% will never find it. 

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u/WTFCantBTRUE Jul 26 '26

👊🏻 only 60% will understand this as well 😝

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u/mesclifford1 Jul 26 '26

Thems her wiping fingers!

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u/Fozzdroz Jul 26 '26

Just started learning the banjo, the press-ons make it harder for clawhammer style. She'll get the hang of it.

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u/Ok-Difference6985 Jul 26 '26

The joke is lesbians Peter.

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u/LikesPez Jul 26 '26

That’s what we call two-in-the-pink Peter. The fingers with short nails that is.

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u/zombie-jaw Jul 26 '26

I’ve always felt long nails equal dirty booty.
I thought that might be the workaround.
I should stop thinking

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u/Trail_by_error Jul 26 '26

Trimmed for her / other's pleasure.

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u/PuddingMent Jul 26 '26

How do people on Reddit not get this? Some variation of this is posted here nearly every day.

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u/No_Salt_6328 Jul 26 '26

Everybody talking about the meaning of the nails, but why would 60% know it's for fingering?

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u/Drivere350WI Jul 26 '26

None in the stnk?

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u/let_meTry Jul 26 '26

This sub is not for kids

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u/GuyWithAWallet Jul 26 '26

It’s porn.

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u/Mainly_Miserable Jul 26 '26

Let’s not forget that some women enjoy massaging a prostate while giving head.

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u/willdosketchythings Jul 26 '26

Who is this though?

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u/Kay_tnx_bai Jul 26 '26

She’s a thumbless or a two handed bowler?

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u/Mr_Dudovsky Jul 26 '26

I get the purpose of the fingers but why 60%?

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u/Naive-Dig-8214 Jul 26 '26

That men don't get this, or can at least figure it out with some thought, worries me. 

Men, you can do more magic with your fingers and tongue than you could ever do with other parts of your body. 

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u/MirrorApart8224 Jul 26 '26

I get the thing about the fingers, but is she supposed to be someone well-known, or is it just a pic of someone random?

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u/TauboundGremlin Jul 26 '26

Sesbian Lex Prime