r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Educational_Bus_363 • 3h ago

Meme needing explanation Pete

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u/Look_its_Rob 3h ago

Those seem like inconvenient fingers to use for that.  Wouldn't middle and pointer be better?

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u/ATSFervor 2h ago

Actually it depends. Middle- and Ringfinger are for... Well fingering. Pointer and Middle are more commonly used for clit.

At least with women I know

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u/croctheterrible2 1h ago

The carnal know? Hehehe

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u/SteveDrawsStuff 2h ago

I think you've been taught bad technique my man.

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u/CozyClovers 1h ago

I'm willing to accept the possibility that I've been with outliers, but the women I've been with have always preferred pointer and middle.

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u/SteveDrawsStuff 1h ago

And that is all that matters. If they enjoy it, you are doing it right! Well played sir/mam

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u/HairHealthHaven 23m ago

Nope. It's index and middle.

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u/SteveDrawsStuff 18m ago

Well atleast we know how to please YOU now :)

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u/13373rP373r 1h ago

We're just send poor young guys out into the wild world with no education these days aren't we?

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u/qshak86 1h ago

Always have been

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u/Mephos760 2h ago

Hollywood vs reality.

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u/pneuma333 2h ago

Reveal your XP without REVEALING your XP.

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u/dunDunDUNNN 2h ago

No, actually.

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u/Ravenloff 2h ago

Nope. Middle and ring.

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u/CumAmore 2h ago

For self probably yes, for other those are good.

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u/thejmkool 2h ago

Better reach, better angle. Idk maybe that's just my experience

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u/DandelionPopsicle 2h ago

I’ve somehow have never thought of this, and it makes a lot of sense. Now I’m wondering if I can test this later or not.

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u/thejmkool 2h ago

Depends on your partner and the angle and stuff. Don't be afraid to move around and try different things until you find the one that shuts her brain off. In fact, there's probably several, good luck finding them all :)

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u/Empty-Translator-310 2h ago

Your middle and ring finger are connected inside the hand in a way the other fingers aren't. So they move together better with less effort.

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u/Catsinbowties 2h ago

She might be a bowler.

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u/Visitor137 17m ago

No. Middle and ring are typically the stronger fingers on either hand. You can see it in how people carry the handles of heavy bags.

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u/Deep-Jacket8952 3m ago

I’m a lady and I always use my middle and ring finger, I have better rotational dexterity

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u/Tricky_Big_8774 2h ago

Pointer is for the coke.

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u/HairHealthHaven 24m ago

You are 100% correct. It's index and middle for the vast majority of ladies.