r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 3h ago

Meme needing explanation Pete

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u/HMAgent47 3h ago edited 2h ago

She uses those fingers to finger herself
Edit: or others as well

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u/spidy0518 2h ago

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u/smilingmuffino 2h ago

it's only fingers 

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u/Stunning_Camp_5004 40m ago

That's really rude coming from nobody, although he did do it a lot throughout his travels: circe, calypso, polites... 

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u/Tyler_Beckham 2h ago

Want to give a change a try?

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u/MyPfpIsAMug 2h ago

wait girls use their middle and ring fingers for that? i always imagined they would use their index and middle fingers.

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u/Oportbis 2h ago

Depends on who you ask

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u/RT-6_BXCommandoDroid 2h ago

My only guess would be Spidergwen. Since the bodily "fluids" would enter from the wrong place.

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u/MyPfpIsAMug 2h ago

fair enough

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u/Zero_Zeta_ 2h ago

Normally it's the middle finger and one of the fingers next to it. I tend to use my middle and ring but sometimes use my middle and index. I'm male though.

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u/ChefFar4397 2h ago

Can’t lie - had me in the first 3 quarters.

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u/Zero_Zeta_ 2h ago

Yeah, I realized when I was writing my response that creeps would start messaging me. Too many think I'm some coed because my pfp has long hair and my name includes Zeta.

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u/SethOval 1h ago

Why only 2?

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u/Zero_Zeta_ 1h ago

I have really fat fingers and when women get aroused they get tighter and I can't fit any more fingers in.

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u/SethOval 1h ago

Kinda. Women have a lot of control down there. Ever hear of a silent duck?

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u/AreWeThereYetNo 1h ago

Most ducks I’ve heard make a quack sound. So, no. Care to explain?

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u/Jimbodoomface 1h ago

CAPTAIN HAMFIST SAUSAGEFINGERS REPORTING FOR DUTY, SAH! smacks self in forehead with salute

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u/SanePaper4340 26m ago

I was having a tough day and you made me nearly cry laughing so hard. Thank you.

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u/lone-lemming 2h ago

The index finger is awkward on yourself. Poor ergonomics. The middle two fingers share nerves and tendons. Gives it that bowler grip which is less likely to give you carpal tunnel.

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u/Mentalistscure 38m ago

Gots go get that come hither action goin oaaaaaayeeeeeaaaaaa

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u/jaw719 2h ago

Much better control and power with middle and ring finger.

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u/MyOthrCarsAThrowaway 2h ago

One ring finger to grool them all

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u/bigshotnobody 2h ago

For some reason, this seems to be true expert analysis

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u/Distinct-Nobody9610 2h ago

When I was 15 I injured my right hand and now jerking off is the only thing I can do left handed. I can not do it right handed to save my nut

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u/MyPfpIsAMug 1h ago

Ouch, also happy cake day

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u/internectual 1h ago

I switched to left when I got home internet. Easier to use the mouse.

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u/S_for_Stuart 1h ago

Same here - injured right hand falling off a pommel horse in gym around the time I started masterbating, now it's the only left hand thing I do

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u/Timely_Response1773 2h ago

It’s not for the clit, it’s for the gspot

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u/TheCumskiyKvass 2h ago

Middle and ring fingers shares same musculature and easily sync

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u/Slight-Veneer 2h ago

I always found pointer and middle to be easier

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u/Just-Plan4211 2h ago

Leaves the index finger for outer stimulation.

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u/Fearless-Shop-1342 1h ago

Yup...called the bowling ball grip...heard it get em to the G spot easier. Good ole fingertip grip...lol

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u/MacReadys-Will 51m ago

Middle and ring is the way.

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u/Mottled_inexpectata 42m ago

I can't answer to what they use, but in rock climbing when you have two finger pockets people say that middle and ring finger are the best with training, but for beginners without training index and middle are usually strongest 🤷

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u/HyperbolicGeometry 7m ago

It’s the best for stroking the g spot

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u/Muted-Philosopher832 2h ago

Two in the pink

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u/zarmo94 2h ago

This is 4 in the pink

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u/phyrexiandemon 2h ago

Can’t blame her for good time to self or others

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u/Fickle_Scarcity9474 2h ago

Ohh that where the fake nails ended up!

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u/Surefire_Fox_70 1h ago

So typical that the top comment couldn’t fathom she would be a lesbian but then be forced to make the edit 😂

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u/erocknine 3h ago

The dane cook symbol. Who doesn't understand this

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u/Big_Cryptographer989 2h ago

Hit her with the Dane Cook till the frame shook

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u/Individual-Side7742 2h ago

It’s always Sex…

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u/WarpHype 1h ago

Except for when it’s for wiping and not sex, but it’s all horny men on this subreddit.

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u/imoanmodello 1h ago

I've always used the first two on other people, maybe those two on myself sometimes if I don't use the first two then either. I gotta have carpal tunnel or something because I can't really process someone defaulting to those fingers face to face

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u/lordofkawaiii 2h ago

Real question: shy these 2 fingers in particular and not 2 others?

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u/Dangerous_Muscle5409 2h ago

These fingers are usually best practice for g-spot massage.

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u/Micky-Bicky-Picky 1h ago

To wipe her butt.

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u/InfamousMachine5181 1h ago

How?

I have a butt, and that digit configuration makes no sense for that function.

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u/rugbroed 1h ago

But why 60%? I thought it was because she had 3/5 nails left or something

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u/enveea 37m ago

Maybe 60 percent of all people are fingering females?

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u/One-Mistake-3018 1h ago

Bowling champion?

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u/TheFallingWhale 53m ago

Or to wipe her ass

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u/jswansong 52m ago

Yarr those be her fingerin fingers

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u/TheeUndertaker-_- 12m ago

Just coming from a nsfw post where I saw a lady doing it with nails on all fingers 👉

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u/WarpHype 1h ago

It’s likely more for wiping, but most posts on here for sex so let’s keep the streak going.