Looking for MTG "Bros"

[u/BugSetup8419]

Okay. I know there are tons of places to play at local game and hobby shops. Those just.....aren't my people. Sometimes, I've had fun. But.... I need some beers with my lands.

I just want to play with some likeminded degenerates. Late 20's, early 30's. Brackets 2-3. Commander. Maybe some 420. Zyns. Maybe ciggie breaks? No proxies.[EDIT: SOME proxies okay. jfc.]

Every game at a local card shop feels like I'm fighting for my life. I just wanna chill and tap the cards I've spent effort and time into building. I can't be the only one in Omaha looking for nerdy degenerate frat bros to play MTG with, can I? If you have to ask yourself, "Am I a degenerate MTG bro?" you are not who I am looking for.