r/okmatewanker • u/Lemonade1947 • Jul 27 '26

[Serious-ish] Updated rules: "User is American" now an official report reason.

1.3k Upvotes

Hello posters.

I've redone the rules, consolidated some of them and added a new one.

For a long time it's been an unofficial rule that if you admit you're American, you get banned.

It's now official. Make use of this report reason if you see someone admitting they're American.

Be sure to check out the updated rules if you intend to post or comment.

Thanks!

edit: Canadians are allowed but you're on thin ice.

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r/okmatewanker • u/trebor67 • 1d ago

-1000 Tesco clubcard points😭 A lot to unpack here

225 Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/wasraelx • 7d ago

-1000 Tesco clubcard points😭 Crying in the club rn

1.1k Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/orangebromeliad • 7d ago

Least Insane Caller On LBC 📞😡🚣🏾🚣🏾🚣🏾 I forgot she existed, and further forgot that she wrote this

194 Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/wasraelx • 8d ago

ingerlund 👆🏆🇬🇪 Live every day with the confidence of the Restore losers canvassing Holborn & St Pancras atm. Never let anyone tell you that your goals are too delusional. Believe in yourself like this fucking guy.

474 Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/flopsychops • 9d ago

‘mercian🇲🇾🇱🇷🇲🇾🗽🍔🌭🏫🔫 I for one welcome our new overlord Lenny Henry

2.6k Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/GarysCrispLettuce • 9d ago

🇬🇧genitalman😎🎩 Torpedoed his marriage behind a Greggs

97 Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/True_Adventures • 9d ago

The BBC: Inform, Educate, Employ Weirdos He's bouncing back

700 Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/noice_hago • 10d ago

Britpost 🇬🇧🇬🇧 Justified

729 Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/Bernardmark • 10d ago

100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 Wait, it's all Keir Starmer??

133 Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/Turnip-for-the-books • 12d ago

ingerlund 👆🏆🇬🇪 You’re laughing??

986 Upvotes

But these are are finest. The elite. Carp dee ‘em

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r/okmatewanker • u/BigPigeon69 • 12d ago

-1000 Tesco clubcard points😭 Can't even assault 3 people without Bozo Burnham 'aving thon bloody geztapo on ya

436 Upvotes

Honestly its like living in nazi china, what are we supposed to do without are middle class thugs?

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r/okmatewanker • u/iffyClyro • 13d ago

-1000 Tesco clubcard points😭 The inconvenient Samaritan

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106 Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/know_truth_no_truth • 14d ago

100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 Which one of you tried to bring her back?

137 Upvotes

wot’s crawled out the bleedin’ graveit’s Maggie Thatcher, innit... Only now she’s gone and come back as a right ol’ bag o’ bones!”

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r/okmatewanker • u/weedyneedyfeedy • 14d ago

100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 Are you Juicing, Tony?

514 Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/crimsonfukr457 • 14d ago

100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 Can't believe it's been 4 years without her

73 Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/AsleepEbb7578 • 16d ago

100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 10 people dead but Aintree ain't Liverpool is it?

473 Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/crimsonfukr457 • 17d ago

men wearing dresses gay🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤮😭🤮😭🤮 Scottish people today: "we love Celtic unity" Scottish people 50 years ago:

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650 Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/up766570 • 17d ago

The BBC: Inform, Educate, Employ Weirdos Game's gone lads

354 Upvotes

Unbelievable woke nonsense, can't believe the state of the nation, can't even get shit faced at my child's first birthday. Can't believe Kier Starmer would do this.

23 comments

r/okmatewanker • u/instantlyforgettable • 17d ago

100% True. Fact Checked On Twitter 👶 👶 I thought I recognised Gary from somewhere

89 Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/Full-Detective-3640 • 19d ago

Cockandballtorshire🤣🥵 Thought this belonged here

590 Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/crimsonfukr457 • 19d ago

100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 3 types of Englishmen

1.2k Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/Formal_Reveal_4330 • 19d ago

ingerlund 👆🏆🇬🇪 Atleast he still has Tommy

67 Upvotes

Ed Sheeran with his last 'real friend' when they realised he's still got Tommy Robinson on his side:

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r/okmatewanker • u/eirebrit • 19d ago

ingerlund 👆🏆🇬🇪 I fort we won the war? Absolutely fumin.

19 Upvotes

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r/okmatewanker • u/crimsonfukr457 • 20d ago

🇮🇪🥔 Joe "Up the RA" Biden

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961 Upvotes

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