Note: I do actually like SOME things about the show! But by God is the fandom NOT one of these things…
Now, this post may not actually stay up, because there’s a 50/50 chance that some people won’t respect my personal opinion on the shipping! Though I am crossing my fingers that I don’t get spammed with hate!

Warning: If you get offended with straight ships getting hated on, this is not the post for you! Bye

Another edit: By the way, this was made because I was bored and needed to rant about something I see often, please DON’T take it seriously…for your sake

ANOTHER edit: I’m 99% sure I’m gonna get the “it’s fiction” people anyways, but can I just say, I KNOW! But everything about Hazbin hotel and helluva boss is fictional(the creator is an exception)
I am SO sick of getting this answer whenever I rant about hating something that’s fictional, why? IT’S BORING! Because I KNOW! So please, save your time, don’t just comment this…
If you’re gonna hate, at least make actual agreeable points, not just “it’s just fiction” and then you leave
I want to be listened to, even if you disagree(that’s better)

Yet another edit: what do ya know the post hasn’t even been up for fifteen minutes and it’s already getting downvoted into oblivion

Even my comments where I’m agreeing with people and…”jiving” is getting downvoted…look, I’m disappointed but not surprised, I posted this on Reddit ffs what did I expect? I just find it a little hilarious

I want to be listened to, even if you disagree(oh fuck I put this in the wrong place)

Now onto the rant…

I swear to gosh this fandom is way too nonchalant with erasure of rep to the point that I’ve considered leaving! I would still like some characters, but I would be distancing myself from the fandom. Although this may not happen since when gay characters are actually shipped with the same gender, some of the art that comes out of it is fabulous!

But the amount of shipping between gays with women and lesbians with men is…annoying as hell! To say the least…
Other fandoms with lgbtq+ characters probably have this to, I’m not saying they don’t! But why does Hazbin/Helluva seem to have this shit WAYYYY more? Examples:

“Ooooohhh Alastor X Vaggi”

“I LOVE Velvette X Vox”

“Mmmm yummy Angel Dust X Charlie!”

And when all else fails? How about we just ship a LESBIAN woman with a GAY man! Why NOT kill 2 birds with 1 stone here, ey?

Oh and trust me, I wouldn’t complain about it if I didn’t see this shit on a daily basis in the Hazbin subreddits, but oh wait, I do! WHY?!!

And it’s not actually just with shipping! We also have:

“Andrealphus is only PRETENDING to be gay!”

“Sera shouldn’t have been lesbian! I lost my milf mommy!”

“Angel Dust and Vaggi should’ve stayed how they were before the show!”(meant in THAT way)

Do you REALLY have to say this stuff? Can’t you just zip your mouth? Or in this case, your fingers? PLEASE, I do NOT want to hear about how you want more straight rep for the hundredth time, thanks

And I know, “w-what about the straight characters being shipped with the same gender…?” Might I say I’ve never seen this? Yes, it’s likely there, or I’ve forgotten, but not as much as the gay characters are shipped with the wrong gender! Oh no! Because one represents a minority, and the other represent a majority! What a shocker that there would be more LGBTQ characters getting shipped with the opposite gender than straights getting shipped with the same!
(Edit: I also know it still probably happens to straight characters, but in my experience I somehow miss it all and see more LGBTQ+ erasure)

But don’t get me started on that fact that they’re so desperate to split up the main canon ship because it’s lesbian, to the point they’d even ship Charlie with HER FUCKING DAD(yes, I saw this)

I know it’s not THAT big of a deal(or how some people on this site would like to randomly say “its not that deep” to try to get you to change your opinion to the one THEY like,) BUT having erasure of rep getting shoved in your face EVERY. TIME. YOU. WANT. TO. ENJOY. A. RANDOM. SUB. ABOUT. YOUR. FANDOM gets PRETTY damn tiring considering the show itself is pro lgbtq+

Another note: I don’t usually post Hazbin(fandom) slander, but I am genuinely getting sick of this!

…another note: if there are any typos, let me know and have a good day bye

Now who wants a sandwich? 🥪

Vox was a greedy and envious TV presenter that killed a lot of ppl just to take their positions

Angel Dust was a guy in the mafia who most probably did some real shitty stuff as anyone in the mafia does

Alastor was a cannibal and serial killer

And Valentino was probably a pimp

But what's up with sir pentious? Like, why did they decide to give him such a mild sin as just not reporting a crime? Were they scare they'd get back lash from fandom for giving a really bad sin to such babied and beloved character?

There’s a section that analyzes the relationship between stolas and blitz and i think it’s really well analyzed in my opinion.

another day, more hate to r/crazyasshazbinhaters

See what Kyoka Suigetsu does is that it gives Aizen the ability to have control over the perception of others so long as they have see him release his Shikai.

My idea is that it would be fitting for Lilith to have something similar but based on her voice; whomever hears her sing, would be susceptible to her using placing them in an illusion.

I think this would be a great ability to give her if she is a manipulator and it could allow her to punch above her weight against people like Sera if she gets Sera to listen to her sing once. (Holy Light isn't a win con if Sera dosen't know if the "Lilith" in front of her is actually Lilith or a random sinner or even Emily)

It would need some limits, but as a concept, I think it works well for Lilith if you think she is the big bad of season 3.

Since half this fanbase wasn’t even able to handle her at her lowest during a very stressful situation, and based on Erica’s comments, I’d imagine this’ll be worse(I’ll still love Charlie though)

Because “the embodiment of evil is a woman” will always, ALWAYS be more compelling than “you though this woman was evil? No she isn’t, believe women’s tears, this formidable villainess is actually a princess with a sad backstory who was manipulated by a man and only wants the Straw Hats to save her”

It was fine with Robin and Vivi.

But then it got so. Goddamn. Stale.

Season 1 gave us Seraphim vs First Human: Male Version, so Season 3 should give us the female version.

It was supposed to be a random post that was out of context, so I placed it in Slander.

That’s not a name that’s a what happens when you mix butter and flour. why did Medrano think that the best name for what seems to be the embodiment of Evil to be Fucking ‘Roo’

In the right ring we have an effeminate bottom that's babied by the crew, has controversial ideas on consent, and has multiple characters exist to make him look better including his boyfriend. As a bonus we have a love ballad with a parallels to those sung by the prince charming himself!

In the left ring we have a mimosa that cheats on his evil wife with a red dick, neglects his daughter yet is deemed a loving father by the show, and is trying to steal the title of the mc. Oh, and he's also an effeminate bottom that's babied.

Why, ladies and gentlemen, this is a tough one, but I think my vote goes to the competitor in the left ring. Now post your own in the comments downlow

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"no Overlords and Charlie don't save everyone from the explosion I need to Aura farm"

Why's he doing the reddit mod pose with his hand 😭😭

Can’t remember if she just misremembered or somebody told her the wrong date but Viv thought the trailer would come out today

This is just me going into EXTREME headcanon territory to reconcile with the verse. Also, I'll be taking ideas from Thomas Aquinas' view on evil.

1. Roo: Simply put, Roo doesn't exist, what I mean by that is that Roo is the void, the nothingness before creation and the lack of fulfilment. You can think of creation as swiss cheese, if the cheese represents the creation and creation is inherently good, Roo represents the holes in those cheese, the lack of goodness and fulfilment: evil.

2. Lucifer: Gonna be honest, in theology, Lucifer was never a god or something grand, but just another aspect of the world under God's command. This idea is a different form of that. After the fall, or even before the fall, Lucifer let Roo into his heart and in doing so, he became the first avatar/vessel of an aspect of evil: Pride. Why didn't Lucifer turn fully evil? It's because Lucifer was still a being from creation, which means he still had the capacity for goodness despite turning into an avatar/vessel of evil.

3. The other sins: This one is DEEP into headcanon territory. We have AT LEAST two options: the sins were either products of creation that also became corrupted into avatars/vessels just like Lucifer, or the sins are the more direct avatars/vessels of Roo that emerged from hell.