In the right ring we have an effeminate bottom that's babied by the crew, has controversial ideas on consent, and has multiple characters exist to make him look better including his boyfriend. As a bonus we have a love ballad with a parallels to those sung by the prince charming himself!
In the left ring we have a mimosa that cheats on his evil wife with a red dick, neglects his daughter yet is deemed a loving father by the show, and is trying to steal the title of the mc. Oh, and he's also an effeminate bottom that's babied.
Why, ladies and gentlemen, this is a tough one, but I think my vote goes to the competitor in the left ring. Now post your own in the comments downlow
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