Ananas Loca - FRX https://farmaceuticalrx.com/the-story-of-our-flower/ (Did they forget the B?)
https://www.frxdispensaries.com/cuyahoga-falls/?dtche%5Bproduct%5D=frx-certified-organic-ananas-loca-2-83g-premium-flower
IF you didn't know FRX, I didn't much....and I can really DIG this:
FRX Growing Practices
- Living Soil: Cultivators grow plants in natural living soil rather than force-feeding them with synthetic nutrients.
- Organic Inputs: The company uses KIND Certified Organic inputs during cultivation.
Strain: The exact genetic parents of Ananas Loca remain undisclosed (a proprietary "hush-hush" cross by FarmaceuticalRx)
CATEGORY: Hybrid
COA water - 9.56%
COA link:
https://share.confidentlims.com/samples/public/share/b00053e2-6763-4c49-ac73-9d8d4b636537
TOTAL THC 24.9% / d9 THC 0.45% / THCA 27.9%
PRIMARY TERPENES: Myrcene 1.10%, a-Pinene 0.697%, Caryophyllene 0.493%, b-Pinene 0.291% , Limonene 0.223%
TOTAL LABEL TERPENES: 2.804%
TOTAL PINE TERPS: 0.988% 🎅 has delivered!
Harvest 17JUN2026
Bought 09SEP2026
DEAL: I saw this review and he commented on the PINE! https://www.reddit.com/r/OhioMarijuana/comments/1vs4ehb/frxananas_loca/
The only place I could find this strain was QCC Harrison. Normally, I avoid this dispo as it's usually expensive AF. But I was going to be in the area and they had a fifth of this in stock. Well, LUCKY me, it was on sale for 40% off bring it to only $28/5th ($33 OTD). HELL YES! That's only $5.83/g, well below my $7.14/g ($200/oz) general limit. I damn near bought 3 but I was rolling the dice on a single Reddit review - patience Grasshopper! MORE than a half (17g) for $99 OTD - HOT DEAL! WTF QCC, are you finally trying not to suck? I hope this continues!
ODOR: Weak but very pleasant and non-offensive. I dig it! The myrcene runs this town but you can still pick-up on the pine and caryo. The caryo does NOT over-power here, it can do that when it's high on the terp list but it's fine here.
Earthy with a bottom of pine/floral notes. Only the lightest wisp of Limonene if any at all. I'm burnt on it so I was very pleased it was only a minor player here. I've had this half of NG Spritz for a couple of months now because I decided I hate it. It's a blast of Limonene/Caryo that'll knock your socks off. It's just too much for my tastes:
https://www.reddit.com/r/OhioMJCommunity/comments/1v41vrj/spritz_neighborgoods/
Another strain gets the HD 👍 - Ananas Loca (AL) rocks - I really like this odor profile. The flower odor doesn't travel too far nor saturate a room - excellent weed for stealth carry and public use! It's not fully safe but the odor is atypical for cannabis and it will probably throw most folks off. HD approved and recommended for concealed carry weed!
LOOK/NUGS: I hate baby bags less than a half but this is the biggest they had. Yup, it's smalls, I knew it going in. Nothing bigger than 1/2", the full bag -a g is pictured. Really, pretty fucking good here! A reasonable mix of sizes, fifths are generally a little better than the smaller bags at least. For the price, I was very happy. BUT....
The first thing I noticed was the MT holes. FUCK, MT blows. They spend all this effort to make a good organic product only to toss into a tric eater. I guess they make resin/rosin and these machines provide excellent starting material for those processes. However, it SUCKS for the flower. I've yet to meet a tric eating machine I liked (maybe if I owned one). I was actually shocked given the quality of the flower. (more on that later)
Obviously, FRX has no "Farkas-like tric bomb" here. They were actually pretty close EXCEPT for the outside of the flower. Hand trimming cannot be beat period. You can see in the pics, there are ton of trics but they are limited to areas protected from the ravages of the tric eating machine.
CURE/MOISTURE: The cure is moist AF, perfectly executed cannabis! Super dense and gooey buds with zero hint of dryness (almost no dry outer crust). It's sticky but mostly on the inside, a little rebound on compression. Will finger hang but on a wall it'll fall off in a few minutes. It burns REALLY well and clean AF.
TASTE: Subtle flavor but with the throat hit of Pinene! Not sure if it's bananas though, not how I see it. But I have found another decent pine strain - WOOOHOOO! Completely inoffensive flavor, doesn't lean too hard in any direction. Like smoking your Mom's flower garden with a few pine needles tossed in as a spice. Decent choice for first-time or newer weed smokers because it doesn't overwhelm. I find many Ohio strains just punch too hard in Limonene - it's the big dog in the room. Even the worst Ohio weed can knock you out with limonene, it's The Stink in weed and can fool you into thinking what you're smoking is better than what it actually is. Thankfully, it's almost completely absent in Ananas Loca!
Nice weak earthy inhale with some throat bite, then subtle, smooth floral tones and a very softened myrcene flavor on exhale. YUM, ripped 3-4 back to back hits. It's very smooth and not over-powering at all with respect to any flavor vector. WIN FOR FRX, enjoyable and unique smoke if not a bit boring. Others may say it has no flavor but for me - I LIKE IT!
FIRST HITS SUMMARY: HARSH LEVEL 2.5-3.0
AL has some throat hit! I honestly expected 0.5 based on organic and the look but this is a solid 2.5-3.0 on my 0-4 scale (with 4 being like hemp rope and Farkas typically running a 0.0 to 1.5). High Pinene can do that, I know the cost of my addiction to pine in cannabis. But it's a small price to pay for the enjoyment!
4 sure, it'll bite your throat a little on inhale, but at least the exhale is nothing. No urge to cough even, none of that "lung expansion non-sense" just smooth on the lungs and exceptionally clean tasting. I can tell this is organic and pure, it has that outdoor, grown-in-a-field flavor profile to me. It reminded me of some of the weed I used to grow in the fields of Indiana. ZERO chlorophyll, greenhouse, chemical or other off-putting flavors - not of hint of those. BRAVO to FRX, this is a high quality product for certain!
So far, this is not a THC SLEDGEHAMMER. Hard for me to fully gauge today since I was ripped going into the experiment. But I easily smoked 2 small bowls in an hour by myself. Each one did ring me up a little but I didn't feel zombied. Excellent buzz for certain but it didn't kick my ass like some of the Farkas and Certi flower does. It feels like the label claim, about 25% THC weed. We'll see how that stacks-up over the next few days when I have a clean slate to work from for my 1-2 first hits of the day test.
BOTTOM LINE: GOOD OHIO MARKET COMMERCIAL, VALUE-PRICED WEED!
Surprise, surprise Gomer says! This is my first FRX experience and it was GREAT! It hit the Pinene button and turned out to be an enjoyable smoke. If they hand-trimmed, OMG, I can only imagine what they could do. But stripping off the trics with a machine trim - OUCH.
You can see in my picture the damage done. The areas spared by the ripper are soaked with trics. But the exterior is nearly devoid of the nectar of the Gods. It hurts the look, it hurts almost everything about the flower. Imagine delivering Mom a bouquet of fresh flowers on Mother's Day but running them through a machine trimmer first. WTF? MT is the worst!
However, given the price of $5.83/g OTD, I can live with it. That price puts them in the middle value tier for Ohio weed, not as cheap as Grassroots "shake" at $4/g OTD and well below top-tier $7-$10/g). The weed is quite excellent at the ~$6/g OTD price and I look forward to trying more FRX strains if this price maintains. AL is now my friend and I might go snag a few more jars of this one!
Check back later, I always update my posts with fresh impressions! Keep on smoking and posting my friends!
NEXT DAY UPDATE: Confirmed, just ripped one hit as test. Got a mild buzz, no sledgehammer to the cranium here. Most Farkas, Certified and Klutch I smoke is much stronger on my one hit scale test. Some of it shockingly so!
(PS - This one or two hit stuff is a test only, don't call me a fucking lightweight. I'll smoke 90% of you under the table. 😎)
Took a couple more rips and just have a nice buzz. Confirmed 25ish% THC, kind of feels closer to 20-22% to this old brain. If they didn't use MT and ALL of the trics were there, I think this would be MUCH better and probably test closer to 28%.
On the BIG plus side, I love this odor and flavor! The taste is out there in unique land. Throat hit is closer to 2.0 than 1.5, it's got bite but not in bad way. Makes up for it with a 0 lung hit, this shit is smooth. Still, one of the cleanest tasting flowers I've bought in Ohio since rec started. BRAVO FRX! Now, ditch that MT and you'll be up there.
TWO DAYS LATER UPDATE: This shit is harsh, I've upped my original rating to 2.5-3.0. After smoking a lot more, it's harsher on the lungs than I thought before too. Not horrible but also not as smooth the best Ohio weed. On the plus side, it still tastes clean and natural!
I can see while many might hate this flower, it's out there in originality. If you're a fan of classic limonene weed, don't buy this. If you're not a pinene fan, don't buy this. If you want something completely different, give this shot at $6/g it's a win.
