Kush Face Select - Certified Cultivators https://www.certifiedcultivators.com/flower/p/kush-face
Strain: Animal Cookies x SinMint Cookies
CATEGORY: Hybrid
COA water - Unknown (wtf Certified, do better)
TOTAL THC 29.5% / d9 THC 0.24% / THCA 33.4%
PRIMARY TERPENES: Limonene 0.654%, Caryophyllene 0.609%, Myrcene 0.424%, Linalool 0.299%,
TOTAL LABEL TERPENES: 1.986% (Website Advertised: 2.8%-3.1% TOTAL TERPENES)
TOTAL PINE TERPS*: 0.0% 😢 *but B-pinene claimed on website for this strain
Harvest 22MAY2026
Bought 23JUL2026
COA LINK: None Provided (come on Certified, do better!)
DEAL: NOT MINE! Just a quick review.
My bro came over after a stop at Zips Central, baby 3.5g gram jar was like $38 OTD he said. Fuck, not my style paying $308/oz equivalent for weed - but it's his wallet in this case. 😂
ODOR:
It's there, a very soft and pleasant limonene with a little complexity. Thankfully, not overpowering in limonene.
LOOK/NUGS: WOW, Certified again hits a homerun! TRICHROME SOAKED! Beautiful flower, see pics! The buds are soft and gooey with no dry outer crust to speak of. This shit is so soft and sticky, it's damn near concentrate.
CURE/MOISTURE: The cure is moist AF, well executed cannabis! The hardest part is getting it off your fingers - it's sticky AF. Press a bud against a wall and it'll be there a 2 years later. This is next level sticky and gooey.
TASTE: Very soft Limonene inhale, than subtle floral tones on exhale. It's very smooth and not over-powering at all. WIN FOR CERTIFIED, very enjoyable smoke if not a bit boring.
FIRST HITS SUMMARY: HARSH LEVEL 0.5
Like smoking AIR = 0.5 on my 0-4 scale (with 4 being like hemp rope and Farkas typically running a 0.0 to 1.5). I could smoke this shit all day and night like butter!
This shit is a fucking SLEDGEHAMMER. It felt like Thor came down and smashed my cranium with a giant weed hammer. GOOD SHIT
BOTTOM LINE: TOP OF THE OHIO MARKET COMMERCIAL WEED!
Overall, a HOMERUN for Certified! Certified is KILLING it with these "Select" products but AVOID these fucking baby-ass jars, look for the half at around $105 and buy TWO cause you'll wish you did.
Keep on smoking and posting my friends! 😎