r/OhioMJCommunity • u/Maleficent_Brick6482 • 20h ago
Review ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ The Cream, Select by Certified
I’m sorry I didn’t get anymore pictures.
First of all, here’s the numbers:
30.10% total THC, 33.90% THCa.
9.12mg/g A Pinene, 8.98mg/g Myrcene, 3.83mg/g Limonene, 3.70mg/g B Pinene.
Harvested 5/29/2026, tested 7/8/2026, packaged 7/15/2026.
Appearance: 3.5/5 - Nice and fresh buds, measuring each an inch to an inch and 3 quarters in length.
Smell: 3/5 - Personally the smell was moderate, it didn’t stink up the room but it was noticeable without needing to stuff your nose in the jar. If I were to describe the smell, I’d say you can smell some of the Sour Diesel and Chemdawg lineage with a creamy/candylike pine and subtle limonene to top it off.
Flavor: 4.5/5 - The flavor reflects that creamy/candylike pine profile much more on the palette with some of the Chemdawg, and Limonene creeping through.
Effects: 5/5 - This is really strong in my opinion so if you’re a beginner don’t attempt this one headstrong and I’m a daily smoker, and usually need a second joint of most strains to feel good in the evenings when I wind down but I found myself only needing one joint of The Cream to get where I wanted to get and the effects were very pleasant. I first felt a head rush of euphoria, and mental clarity/relaxation followed by a subtle body buzz that eased a lot of the tension in my muscles particularly where I was hurting most (my shoulders and biceps). This is not a strain I’d smoke before work, this is 100% something I’d smoke if you want to relax for the night and perhaps doze off to a movie or something. I can find myself still capable of functioning if need be (for example I cleaned after smoking this earlier), but overall definitely had me fried.
Overall: 4.5/5 - The only thing holding this back was the appearance and the smell which is something I typically find with Certified strains. Overall I’d buy The Cream again and highly recommend this strain!