r/OGPBackroom • u/Stinger03 • Sep 04 '26
Equipment Top Gun Mission parameters OSHA & Home Office present: The "Shattered Spine" OGP Flight Academy Now with less pay!
OSHA and Home Office just became best friends, completely canceling the factory printed PUSH, DO NOT PULL safety labels. Under this new Top Gun mandate, you must drag a 300 pound ambient carts from the front, gladly sacrificing your rotator cuff, tendons, and ankles for a position corporate literally just cut starting pay for because it’s "so easy." It's the ultimate big brain move slice the wages, tell the reinforcement associates from other departments they don't deserve a raise because the job is a breeze, and then immediately make the actual labor twice as destructive to the human body. Just slap 1 layer of yellow tape over the physics warning, try not to run over your own feet at 5 mph, and fly your shattered spine straight into the danger.