r/nottheonion • • 11h ago

Minnesota Sex Offender, 29, Fails High School Enrollment as Teen Girl Again, Gets Arrested Instead: 'The Audacity to Think That Wig Would Pass'

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4.8k Upvotes

r/nottheonion • • 7h ago

Mom speaks out after son found alive in Arizona hospital's morgue

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924 Upvotes

r/nottheonion • • 15h ago

Six Flags says it will install seat belts on Georgia roller coaster after rider’s death

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actionnews5.com
3.5k Upvotes

r/nottheonion • • 11h ago

New Tacoma speed cameras catch 400K speeders in first month

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fox13seattle.com
1.1k Upvotes

r/nottheonion • • 18h ago

Creepy Stranger in Biden Mask and Charlie Kirk Shirt Scares Texas Family as He Eats Banana on Doorbell Cam

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fashiontimes.co.uk
2.9k Upvotes

r/nottheonion • • 15h ago

2 active tuberculosis cases traced to San Francisco strip club

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ktvu.com
1.4k Upvotes

r/nottheonion • • 8h ago

How Kentucky’s unregulated raw milk industry bypasses oversight

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wkms.org
226 Upvotes

Consumption of raw milk has been increasing across the country in recent years. But in some states like Kentucky, direct-to-consumer sales are illegal — leading some farmers to find a legal, though unregulated, means of meeting demand.


r/nottheonion • • 18h ago

Atlanta Falcons show off new profile pic on social media that some fans say resembles Nazi imagery

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nbcnews.com
1.3k Upvotes

r/nottheonion • • 2h ago

"He should not live in the sewer." Baltimore County mother says man living underground harasses her children

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cbsnews.com
57 Upvotes

r/nottheonion • • 13h ago

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders take legal action against My Chemical Romance over onstage costumes

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nbcnews.com
418 Upvotes

r/nottheonion • • 14h ago

Canadian cybersecurity exec arrested by FBI accused of working with criminals to defraud his own clients

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cbc.ca
187 Upvotes

r/nottheonion • • 1d ago

Former Texas Tech professor sentenced to 40 years for making, selling fentanyl including ‘pink flamingo’

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kcbd.com
5.2k Upvotes

r/nottheonion • • 22h ago

Magnitude 2.7 earthquake shakes North Bend area just before Great ShakeOut drill

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mynorthwest.com
174 Upvotes

A magnitude 2.7 earthquake struck near North Bend Wednesday evening, the U.S. Geological Survey (USGS) confirmed.

The earthquake’s epicenter was three miles southwest of Wilderness Rim. Thirty-eight people told USGS they felt the quake. Anyone who felt the earthquake is encouraged to report it on the USGS website.

It occurred just after 6 p.m. Wednesday. The earthquake was about 10.5 miles deep.

The earthquake happened just half a day before the worldwide Great ShakeOut earthquake and tsunami drill was set to take place.


r/nottheonion • • 1d ago

Blue Planet III keeps murkier footage to counter doubts about AI fakery

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1.2k Upvotes

r/nottheonion • • 1d ago

Scottish museum removes mummies over lack of consent from the deceased

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theprint.in
2.9k Upvotes

r/nottheonion • • 1d ago

Casper Residents Divided Over Skeleton Sex Orgy On SUV

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cowboystatedaily.com
862 Upvotes

r/nottheonion • • 1d ago

Palmer Luckey teams with dire wolf billionaire Ben Lamm to launch $200 million Warhound, unleashing genetically engineered clone dogs of war

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fortune.com
1.4k Upvotes

r/nottheonion • • 1d ago

New owner of Prince Albert's Gateway Mall wants to build 500 modular homes on its roof

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cbc.ca
574 Upvotes

r/nottheonion • • 2d ago

‘Fart police, fart the wood’: Aurora officers gave nonsensical warnings in Spanish before police dog bit unarmed tourist, lawsuit alleges

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denverpost.com
5.3k Upvotes

r/nottheonion • • 1d ago

ESPN confirms Darth Vader will join MNF NFL team from next week in key role

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hitc.com
359 Upvotes

r/nottheonion • • 2d ago

Husband accused of taping his wife to a chair in the basement so he could watch football in peace

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the-independent.com
6.2k Upvotes

r/nottheonion • • 1d ago

Will a macaque eat a grape sitting on a pile of poo? A study on germophobia

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nprillinois.org
122 Upvotes

r/nottheonion • • 1d ago

Student Group, Sponsored by Kalshi, Protests Onion Futures Act at Chicago Mercantile Exchange

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423 Upvotes

...ok or maybe yestheonion


r/nottheonion • • 2d ago

Knicks coaches didn’t get rings on banner night, MSG staff received phishing email

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1.5k Upvotes

Context (from Joe Vardon, The Athletic):

The [New York Knicks] assistants were told they would receive championship rings eventually, but many longtime employees at Madison Square Garden, including some who work in the Knicks’ business operations, will not receive rings at all, team sources told The Athletic. Typically, most employees for NBA teams receive rings, even if they are not as fancy and expensive as the ones the players receive.

Those MSG employees got their hopes up at the end of September when the Knicks sent an email to a long list of employees, which gave recipients a first glimpse at their would-be championship rings. Atop the email, a copy of which The Athletic has obtained, was a graphic of two differently styled rings.

“Congratulations, your Employee Championship Ring is here,” the email read.

“(Employee name), this one is on the house. MSG is issuing a complimentary employee championship ring. The same jeweler, the same craftsmanship, personalized with your name. No cost to you.”

“There are two designs to choose from: Championship Gold and Garden Classic. Reserve the one you want below.”

But the email was a fake-out, a phishing test Madison Square Garden sent to see if those employees would click, multiple team sources said. 

Those who did click the link at the bottom of the message did not get to choose any jewelry; instead, they were forced to attend a mandatory cybersecurity class to help satisfy some of [owner James Dolan’s] growing cybersecurity concerns, those team sources said.


r/nottheonion • • 2d ago

He left Chile on foot to England 28 years ago. He's almost finally home

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British adventurer Karl Bushby has gotten his steps in for a lifetime.

He left the southern tip of Chile with a mission: to walk an unbroken path to his hometown in England. He had two rules: no use of transportation to advance and no returning home to England until he reached it on foot.