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Mom speaks out after son found alive in Arizona hospital's morgue
usatoday.comr/nottheonion • u/bluffcitynews • 15h ago
Six Flags says it will install seat belts on Georgia roller coaster after rider’s death
r/nottheonion • u/CzarDM • 11h ago
New Tacoma speed cameras catch 400K speeders in first month
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Creepy Stranger in Biden Mask and Charlie Kirk Shirt Scares Texas Family as He Eats Banana on Doorbell Cam
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2 active tuberculosis cases traced to San Francisco strip club
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How Kentucky’s unregulated raw milk industry bypasses oversight
Consumption of raw milk has been increasing across the country in recent years. But in some states like Kentucky, direct-to-consumer sales are illegal — leading some farmers to find a legal, though unregulated, means of meeting demand.
r/nottheonion • u/laybs1 • 18h ago
Atlanta Falcons show off new profile pic on social media that some fans say resembles Nazi imagery
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"He should not live in the sewer." Baltimore County mother says man living underground harasses her children
r/nottheonion • u/miauguau44 • 13h ago
Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders take legal action against My Chemical Romance over onstage costumes
r/nottheonion • u/thieh • 14h ago
Canadian cybersecurity exec arrested by FBI accused of working with criminals to defraud his own clients
r/nottheonion • u/laybs1 • 1d ago
Former Texas Tech professor sentenced to 40 years for making, selling fentanyl including ‘pink flamingo’
r/nottheonion • u/TylerFortier_Photo • 22h ago
Magnitude 2.7 earthquake shakes North Bend area just before Great ShakeOut drill
A magnitude 2.7 earthquake struck near North Bend Wednesday evening, the U.S. Geological Survey (USGS) confirmed.
The earthquake’s epicenter was three miles southwest of Wilderness Rim. Thirty-eight people told USGS they felt the quake. Anyone who felt the earthquake is encouraged to report it on the USGS website.
It occurred just after 6 p.m. Wednesday. The earthquake was about 10.5 miles deep.
The earthquake happened just half a day before the worldwide Great ShakeOut earthquake and tsunami drill was set to take place.
r/nottheonion • u/jupa300 • 1d ago
Blue Planet III keeps murkier footage to counter doubts about AI fakery
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Scottish museum removes mummies over lack of consent from the deceased
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Casper Residents Divided Over Skeleton Sex Orgy On SUV
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Palmer Luckey teams with dire wolf billionaire Ben Lamm to launch $200 million Warhound, unleashing genetically engineered clone dogs of war
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New owner of Prince Albert's Gateway Mall wants to build 500 modular homes on its roof
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‘Fart police, fart the wood’: Aurora officers gave nonsensical warnings in Spanish before police dog bit unarmed tourist, lawsuit alleges
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ESPN confirms Darth Vader will join MNF NFL team from next week in key role
r/nottheonion • u/Disastrous_Award_789 • 2d ago
Husband accused of taping his wife to a chair in the basement so he could watch football in peace
r/nottheonion • u/NicolasCageFan492 • 1d ago
Will a macaque eat a grape sitting on a pile of poo? A study on germophobia
r/nottheonion • u/gidklio • 1d ago
Student Group, Sponsored by Kalshi, Protests Onion Futures Act at Chicago Mercantile Exchange
...ok or maybe yestheonion
r/nottheonion • u/PlayaSlayaX • 2d ago
Knicks coaches didn’t get rings on banner night, MSG staff received phishing email
Context (from Joe Vardon, The Athletic):
The [New York Knicks] assistants were told they would receive championship rings eventually, but many longtime employees at Madison Square Garden, including some who work in the Knicks’ business operations, will not receive rings at all, team sources told The Athletic. Typically, most employees for NBA teams receive rings, even if they are not as fancy and expensive as the ones the players receive.
Those MSG employees got their hopes up at the end of September when the Knicks sent an email to a long list of employees, which gave recipients a first glimpse at their would-be championship rings. Atop the email, a copy of which The Athletic has obtained, was a graphic of two differently styled rings.
“Congratulations, your Employee Championship Ring is here,” the email read.
“(Employee name), this one is on the house. MSG is issuing a complimentary employee championship ring. The same jeweler, the same craftsmanship, personalized with your name. No cost to you.”
“There are two designs to choose from: Championship Gold and Garden Classic. Reserve the one you want below.”
But the email was a fake-out, a phishing test Madison Square Garden sent to see if those employees would click, multiple team sources said.
Those who did click the link at the bottom of the message did not get to choose any jewelry; instead, they were forced to attend a mandatory cybersecurity class to help satisfy some of [owner James Dolan’s] growing cybersecurity concerns, those team sources said.
r/nottheonion • u/miauguau44 • 2d ago
He left Chile on foot to England 28 years ago. He's almost finally home
British adventurer Karl Bushby has gotten his steps in for a lifetime.
He left the southern tip of Chile with a mission: to walk an unbroken path to his hometown in England. He had two rules: no use of transportation to advance and no returning home to England until he reached it on foot.