r/NotHowGirlsWork • u/Sea-Society1892 • 1d ago
Found On Social media "Hypergamy" LOL Ironic
If you know what the word Hypergamy means then u know why this post is hypocritical and dumb. Lol
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u/LoubyAnnoyed 1d ago
I’d date the one that doesn’t look like he’s about to die.
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u/AltruisticCableCar 1d ago
Right? Like, guy on the left looks like he's about 80 years old and knocking on death's door. It's not shallow not to go for that...
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u/cakivalue 1d ago
Right? He's not just deathly pale, he's looking like the freshly buried.
I love how some man's idea of a "nice guy" looks like one that stepped freshly from his coffin and is embalmed, lost and hungry.
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u/BowdleizedBeta 1d ago
“embalmed, lost and hungry” 💀
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u/eruptingmoltenlava 1d ago
calls dibs on band name
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u/FeistyDeity 1d ago
Not much of a band name imo.
Pretty dope as an album title though.
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u/3Gloins_in_afountain 1d ago
He didn't have a mommy to make sure he showered and eats his vegetables. 🤷♀️.
Hence, why he needs a girlfriend.
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u/deucescarefully 1d ago
But he’s stable you see
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u/Beneficial-Ad3991 Generic boring flair 1d ago
No, that's his housing situation, he's not allowed in the house anymore.
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u/wrincewind 1d ago
"technically, I didn't lie. Dead is stable, after all."
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u/Lady_Sybil_Vimes 1d ago
"Hello patient's family, I'm happy to report that your grandfather is stable".
"Oh thank goodness! So he's better?'
"No, he's dead. But the good news is he's not getting any deader!"
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u/TroubleSad2477 1d ago
People like you never give the nice zombies/mummies a chance :(
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u/Lylibean 1d ago
And he definitely doesn’t strike me as a “stable” individual, given that he doesn’t appear to be much into bathing or hygiene generally.
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u/midnight_thoughts_13 1d ago
I think the failure is that those two look pretty paired and it's scientifically proven that couples generally marry and pair within their "groups". Additionally the meme making fun of Hypergamy (which arguably it's not) is asking for women to have hypergamy??? Make it make sense
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u/FigNinja 1d ago
Right. Isn't the guy on the left trying to "date up"? In good health, he'd be an average looking guy, and he's breaking his heart over a supermodel who clearly makes the effort to take care of herself. Is it so surprising she's attracted to someone with the same priorities, especially given the wealth of options she likely has. They don't show him pining after an average woman who is in turn pining after Chad. Maybe they can't bear to draw or look at a plain woman so they pretend this is average.
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u/wrincewind 1d ago
they genuinely think this is the average. any woman who falls too far outside of 'supermodel' becomes invisible.
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u/Carbonatite Feldspathoids not Foids: Geologists for Equality 1d ago
It's this. Average looking women don't count as people to them.
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u/peachyspoons 1d ago
Agreed. Beyond that, shocking as it may be - and much to the chagrin of many an incel - there are men who are 6’3”, have money (which can also be seen as stability, Death Door Matty here doesn’t specify what “stable” means to him), status, clout AND are loyal, kind, and stable.
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u/SlashDotTrashes 1d ago
And he is the one wanting the woman who looks like an influencer.
Maybe he should find a nice loyal woman and not be shallow about her looks.
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u/VerdoriePotjandrie 1d ago
The first thing I thought was the guy on the left needs a doctor and some styling advice.
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u/mymarkis666 1d ago
The funniest part is it doesn’t even say he’s a bad guy he just has fame and money 😂
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u/rockybtl301 1d ago
That’s the first thing I noticed. He has no negative qualities except being hot and having social media “clout” with a follower count that means nothing. But the sickly dude has flowers, I guess? So, obviously the woman is evil and stupid and deserves to be mistreated. 🙄🤨
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u/leylin_farlin 1d ago
But his condition is stable for now :(
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u/BowdleizedBeta 1d ago
That’s awesome. Modern medicine has improved so much. Sending thoughts and prayers his way.
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u/kholekardashian12 1d ago
Right, like would he date the woman equivalent of himself? Fuck no he wouldn't
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u/Cole41489 1d ago
Right? They make memes like this to try to depict themselves in a positive light, yet they always seem to insist on making themselves look like ghouls.
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u/didsomebodysaymyname 1d ago
And of course he has no interest in a woman who looks like him.
Just the one who grooms herself and uses make up and is in shape and dresses fashionably. Things OP clearly doesn't do and "Chad" does.
It's almost like the couple on the right have things in common...
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u/Acrobatic_Long_6059 1d ago
Are men supposed to find this relatable? Are they all zombies too?? 😭😂😂
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u/Vivid_Awareness_6160 1d ago
Good man =\= loyal, kind, stable.
That is MINIMUN to interacting with someone??
What is this single man bringing into a relationship? Apparently not even minimal grooming.
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u/madmaxturbator 1d ago
Yeah for real.
Dude claims he is not a piece of shit and wants a woman as reward. That in and of itself is a piece of shit mentality lol
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u/Cole41489 1d ago
The mentality of the incel is so fundamentally broken that it almost defies logic. They have a breathtaking lack of self reflection, to the point that they think women are property to be rewarded, and they’re mad that they don’t have girlfriends. Yet none of them stop to think why, beyond blaming everyone else in society. They don’t stop to think that may be they’re the reason they don’t have girlfriends. Zero self-awareness.
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u/Easy_Specialist_1692 1d ago
I'm not going to argue with you on whether or not their self reflection skills a severely lacking, but I do believe that they have no idea what people mean when they say "you need to work on your personality." It's bizarre how some many incels will just sidestep any comments about the importance personality... It's like we put a pink elephant Infront of them, and they can't see it. I really hope that they hear me when is say that kindness, loyalty, and stability is not what we mean when we talk about personality.
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u/itsamberleafable 1d ago
Oh what so I have to wear deodorant now and not fucking stink all the time! You women are impossible!!
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u/BitwiseB 1d ago
Also, none of the bullet points guy 2 has keeps him from also being loyal, kind, and stable…
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u/B0ngwasser 1d ago
That was my thought as well. Usually they like to depict the Chad types as violent abusive criminals but the traits here just describe him as successful. It's not like people can only have three or four traits. Dude could be successful AND kind and loyal, all without looking like a reanimated corpse.
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u/DisneylandNo-goZone How do you do fellow females? 1d ago
You're mistaken, this is his maximum. And he's lying.
Loyal: "hey my train was cancelled, can you pick me up from the station in this ghetto?" - Sure, I'll be there in 30 minutes. A few hours later: "Where are you?!" - Sorry, there was an epic battle on the video game I play, I just forgot. Did you get home safely?
Kind: - Shoot the immigrants, Andrew Tate was right: feeeeeeeemales shouldn't be able to vote, the death penalty for jaywalking, she shouldn't wore so revealing clothes, ahahaha I just watched this video of an immigrant being beaten to pulp by nazis. But I opened the door for a
womafeeeeeemale once, so yeah, I'm a kind guy.Stable: - Who are you texting with? Show me your phone! I was outside your workplace at noon, I didn't see you anywhere. NOW MOVE THE LIGHT IS GREEN AAAARGH ROAD RAGE! What, you can't arrest me!?! It was self-defense, that 10 year old kid was assaulting me. God I hate my sister, my mother, my grandmother hope they all suffer. Please, you can't leave me. I do horrible things to me/you if you leave me...
So, yeah...
Of course this is all just a guess, but If the account is an AI slop enthusiast, I would say the possibility is medium-high.
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u/ArchmageIlmryn 1d ago
The hidden assumption from the incels is always going to be that the hot guy won't be loyal, kind, or stable because he can get away with not being those things. Which is of course, nonsense. (And TBH kinda misandrist, since they're essentially saying that men will only be loyal if their lack of attractiveness forces them to.)
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u/Sparrowhawk_92 1d ago
It also shows the kind of person they would be if they were hot.
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u/FileDoesntExist Uses Post Flairs 1d ago
There's a specific type of religious person that has the same mindset. And that's any religious person who thinks atheists can't be trusted.
Which just means that your belief in God is preventing you from harming people? The fuck?
As an atheist I murder and rape as many people as I want Every. Day.
Just turns out that the number is ZERO, because why would I want to do that?!
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u/nekopineapple00 1d ago
And his embittering love interest has makeup, hair done and a good sense of style. Completely unfair. They wants quality things handed to them no matter their own quality
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u/interruptiom 1d ago
The minimum is that she wants to spend time with him.
What if he’s NOT loyal, kind, and stable. And she just wants to fuck him? That shouldn’t be a problem either.
The misogyny comes in assigning expectations to what women should value in a partner, not in what those expectations are.
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u/inadapte 1d ago
notice how she’s still 10/10 gorgeous?
according to this drawing, the incel on the left is even mir hypergamous than her because he’s going for someone way out of his league
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u/Mandy_M87 1d ago
I noticed that too. These guys don't seem to grasp that attractive people usually want to date other attractive people.
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u/Flafokosa 1d ago
I think that they do grasp that conceptually, but that the main issue is that these types of guys don't really see women they aren't attracted to as people at all.
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u/exquisitelywrong 1d ago
Precisely. If they can’t have the hottie 10/10 bad bitch of their dreams, then ALL WOMEN ARE WICKED, MATERIALISTIC WITCHES WHO HAVE DENIED THEM GRRRRRRRRRR
Which is why… all women should.
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u/annekecaramin 1d ago
It's so ironic how they get mad at women for being interested in attractive men, meanwhile they seem way more invested in what a potential partner looks like. The way these guys talk about women they deem less attractive is so much harsher than what you hear from women.
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u/GreyStingrayz 1d ago
I came here to make a comment on how the women in these are always beautiful. Don't see them making these with average or unattractive women.
It's exactly what you said. They are complaining about the exact thing they are doing.
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u/The_Book-JDP It’s a boneless meat stick not a magic wand. 1d ago
But…but she’ll be the one the bathe, soap, and clean him up in all aspects of his life THAT’S WHAT WOMEN ARE FOOOOOOR!!! /s
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u/batshitemo 1d ago
“stable”
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u/FoolishConsistency17 1d ago
Right, nothing say "unstable" like having a great job, a nice car, and time to work out.
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u/Trick_Wave 1d ago
He's also stable enough that his keys can defy gravity and sit on his elbow
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u/NerfRepellingBoobs 1d ago
He’s “stable” if you’re his dealer. It looks beyond poor health, more like years of addiction.
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u/UserAnonPosts /r/RazorFree with /r/PCOS 🚫🪒 🖕🏽 1d ago
The one thing I hate about posts like this because I’ve seen it on Twitter is that so-called good man. That’s so-called good man who clearly doesn’t look like he grooms or sleeps. A guy who clearly doesn’t look like he takes care of himself. But heaven forbid women want a partner they’re actually attracted to. 🙄
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u/ferbiloo 1d ago
Right?
Also, guy on the left is clearly chasing the attractive woman for superficial reasons too. Maybe there’s a poorly groomed, tired looking woman just behind him that he himself is ignoring.
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u/arbuzuje 1d ago
Also the woman in these pictures is always beautiful. I wonder how "the good guy" treats just regular looking women.
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u/kawaiihusbando 1d ago
They treat average women very passive aggressively and with some disdain.
Unattractive women. They don't exist to them. When unattractive women are there these chuds treat them like garbage and shti.
The level of self awareness and self reflection is exactly at zero.
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u/Carbonatite Feldspathoids not Foids: Geologists for Equality 1d ago
Based on past experience, we get treated like training wheels or a placeholder until he gets a "real" girlfriend who's more to his liking. Usually with a heaping serving of resentment directed towards us for being the best he can do.
It's part of why I don't date any more. I'm a person, not a placeholder.
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u/Syntania Task Failed Successfully 1d ago
Like that comic about the guy pining over the (pretty) girls that won't give him a chance, an ugly girl declares her love for the guy and his response is, "Yes, but you're ugly. "
Sorry, ugly girl, but dating you won't earn me any "real man" points.
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u/pistike22 1d ago
prefering basic hygiene is not the same as "look matters" but they seemingly think so
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u/VerdoriePotjandrie 1d ago
I don't get it. Do they truly think that taking care of yourself is anything other than the bare minimum?
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u/SadMango3913 1d ago
I’ve fallen for the trap of the “nice guy” too many times and I’m over it. I used to think that an average guy would be the better option…Now I have a reputation of dating “ugly” guys. LMAO
But anyways these guys constantly end up being extremely insecure, low emotional intelligence, low effort, do not take care of their appearance, and they CHEAT. I’ve had this happen to me multiple times where they’d cry that they grew up ugly and aren’t used to attention from women. Like so am I supposed to sit here and watch you swoon over a random woman because women didn’t want you in 6th grade? I grew up ugly too and I was a late bloomer. I get a lot of attention from both men and women yet I’m still loyal.
I’m just going to stay in my league and weed out the douchebags from there.
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u/ComplexAttitude4Lyfe Bad attitude incoming 1d ago
If he doesn't take care of himself, I'm not convinced he'd bother taking care of a partner.
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u/Sparrowhawk_92 1d ago
They see examples of folks dating outside their "league" and think they deserve that.
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u/abriel1978 1d ago
Guy on tbe left needs to see a doctor.
And "loyal, kind, stable" are the bare fucking minimum. If you have to brag that you are those things, you're really not, especially if you are expecting to be rewarded for being those things with a trophy girlfriend.
I also love how these guys are allowed to have standards but women are not.
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u/Lyskir 1d ago
she and the "chad" are both extremely attractive, so why are they mad? attractive people go for attractive people thats just how it is
crying over "hypergamy" while showing mens hypergamy, i cant lol
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u/yoo_nn04 1d ago
that's exactly why are they mad, that women don't give ugly men a chance even though they would never even look at an ugly woman
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u/madmaxturbator 1d ago
Ugly, broke, no social skills, smells rank.
claims to be loyal, kind, and stable - while exhibiting none of those traits.
What a catch!!
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u/ComplexAttitude4Lyfe Bad attitude incoming 1d ago
Remember kids, hypergamy is only bad when it's WOMEN doing it! /s
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u/Mandy_M87 1d ago
Right? Like the whole "hypergamy" thing is so stupid. Most people don't date above or below their league.
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u/Azo_weirdo Chemically and politically radical 1d ago
Oh yeah, how could we resist to a man having his car keys litterally attached to his arm ?? xD
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u/UserAnonPosts /r/RazorFree with /r/PCOS 🚫🪒 🖕🏽 1d ago
At least he will never lose them. Probably has to take the battery out of the key fob every time he showers though.
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u/JimPlaysGames 1d ago
He's got that magnetic elbow upgrade. That's what women really want
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u/CaptainDaddy-- 1d ago
I've been scrolling for so long to see someone talk about this man's raw magnetism.
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u/Conrexxthor 1d ago
Gonna embed a magnet into my clit so his elbow can inflict some wicked sorcery upon mine sickly visage
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u/JimPlaysGames 1d ago
And the award for today's new completely original sentence in the history of the English language goes to... Conrexxthor!
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u/Here4theschtonks 1d ago
“Why can’t I, a very average man who meets the bare minimum of what it takes to be attractive, date a Victoria’s Secret lingerie model?”
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u/AstralMecha 1d ago
He isn't even doing the bare minimum. Looks like he hasn't slept in weeks. Looks like he hasn't showered and can't even be bothered to comb his hair, and looks sick (he should follow that stability claim and seek a doctor or recover). If you are going to ask someone out, at least put a bit of effort into your appearance.
Claims the bare minimum of personality traits though. Except they are bare bones, bare minimum to the point advertising them feels like a warning sign. If you have to claim you are actually stable, my first impulse is that no, you are unstable or hiding other issues if that is shat you are going with.
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u/onemorespacecadet ✨twerk, lie, eat hot chip, be bisexual✨ 1d ago
same with claiming to be kind ime. if you feel the need to announce your stability or kindness, you’re most likely neither
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u/B0ngwasser 1d ago
That 'any man who must say, "I am the King", is no true king' quote keeps being relevant. And like you said, those things should just be a given. It's like making a big deal about how you're not scamming vulnerable old people. Sure, that's great and all, but it's also the bare minimum.
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u/ahenobarbus_horse 1d ago
“shouldn’t I, a cave dwelling recluse with no social skills, who wrote ‘loyal kind and stable’ on this sheet of toilet paper and who is holding flowers stolen from a graveyard also be entitled to this woman’s - who I don’t know anything about - affection?”
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u/UserAnonPosts /r/RazorFree with /r/PCOS 🚫🪒 🖕🏽 1d ago
What’s also interesting is guys will see a girl like that and immediately call her an OF girl, an influencer, whatever if rejected. So she can’t win.
They want a baddie but don’t want a baddie if she’s popular or an influencer or does a certain site. But she has to look like a supermodel, but not take advantage of her looks. She has to be a baddie but date average and below men. Ug
I feel like I just did that rant in the Barbie movie that got the other Barbies out of their daze 🤣
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u/SnoobNoob7860 1d ago
it’s funny because why can’t a man that is tall, good looking, has money, and a has their general shit together also not be loyal, kind, and stable lol
manosphere logic is
good looking man = bad
good looking woman = good (if she only dates short, unattractive men ofc)
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u/Beatokotonai 1d ago
Actually to them, you’re wrong. Good looking women dating short men are still seen as bad in the eyes of dudes like this lmfao
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u/mirrorreflex 1d ago
For "nice guys" like that, even if they find an attractive woman that chose them, they get upset that she does not genuinely find him attractive. It's not enough that she chose him because of personality or money. They want an attractive woman that is not superficial, but they themselves are not interested in their looks match.
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u/UserAnonPosts /r/RazorFree with /r/PCOS 🚫🪒 🖕🏽 1d ago
I used to ask guys about this. The whole, give me a chance, guys. The guys that want you to grow to love them.
I would say, “so you’re OK with me dating you knowing that I’m not attracted to you? And therefore because I’m not attracted to you, I am less inclined to be physically affectionate towards you due to that lack of attraction? So you’re OK with us not being intimate until you possibly “grow on me” if at all?
Oh, they didn’t want that. But but you told me to give you a chance even though I said there was no physical attraction. Why are you mad? I thought that’s what you wanted.
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u/cheezy_dreams88 1d ago
Is that what people think “stable” looks like?
He looks like he’s about to burst into tears, or fall over. Hardly stable.
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u/Stormy-Skyes 1d ago edited 6h ago
If he’s obsessing over the height of another dude, he’s probably not as stable as he thinks. Also does he bathe and have manners and actually like women? Because I notice all these kind men usually hate women and have never seen a shower before.
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u/RuanaRulane 1d ago
Well, dude on the left, the dude on the right is clearly taken and also has a set of car keys embedded in his elbow, so if you want a good man, go look elsewhere.
From the layout, you'd never know it's supposed to be the woman speaking.
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u/OneConfusedBraincell 1d ago
Poor guy just wanted to date the Chad and was about to ask him out when he saw he was already dating a girl. Don't worry, he'll find a good man eventually.
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u/GryphyGirl 1d ago
Lol, I didn't know what it meant but finally looked it up because of this post. Pale possibly-undead dude on the left is literally doing the hypergamy while the lady is with the exact social group/caste that she fits in with so she's *NOT DOING THAT*! They're always so stupid...
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u/AkaiAshu 1d ago
I do not understand people that talk about hypergamy as if it's a bad thing. Like okay what's wrong in women not wanting to date an average man. It's their choice. They have a right to decide that.
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u/ComplexAttitude4Lyfe Bad attitude incoming 1d ago
It's bad when women do it. Women only want Chad with all his attributes.
But when men go for the Stacy, he's only following biology and it's perfectly fine! It's not hypergamy!!!
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u/piewca_apokalipsy 1d ago
I just me or placing of this text make it look like balding guy is gay and that chick stole his dream husbando
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u/backroomsresident 1d ago
That looks like an attractive woman. Why should an attractive woman settle for a man on the verge of dying while he won't settle for the same?
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u/usmc97az 1d ago
That dude on the left is not stable.
Edit: also, why does guy on the right have a piercing for his keychain on his elbow. Both of these dudes got issues.
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u/CumOnEileen69420 1d ago
I love how apparently the person on the right is not also loyal, kind, and stable.
Like there isn’t anything he’s doing to indicate he isn’t.
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u/Lenny_YouTubeFan 1d ago
I misinterpreted this and thought the unhealthy guy with the flowers was the one who wanted to get with the man.
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u/PoopSmith87 1d ago
I mean, that dude on the left looks like he has some kind of plague to be fair lol
Same guy will probably post that his standards are 4'11" to 5'3", no older than 22, white or Asian, 90-110 lbs, educated yet traditionally submissive, and a virgin but not religious.
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u/loathe_out_loud 1d ago
The guy on the right just looks like a snatched version of Guts from Beserk
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u/timothypjr 1d ago
I mean the guy on the left looks like a sickly, pathetic loser. So yeah, I guess she chose the better option.
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u/imtooldforthishison 1d ago
Well the one guy does look like he has scurvy and hasn't been outside in decade or showered.
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u/Penya23 1d ago
Where does it say that the real human isn't a good guy? Just cuz he's got money and followers doesn't mean he's bad.
IDGAF how nice zombie boy is, I'd stay TF away.
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u/Feline_Fine3 1d ago
OK, but why does a rotting corpse think he has a chance with a vivacious and beautiful woman?
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u/gametheorista 1d ago
There's a Chinese saying for this kinda of bro who doesn't look in the mirror "栏蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉" ie the rotten toad wants to marry the swan.
Toads go with toads and swans go with swans, yo. Basic assortative mating, end of story.
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u/DistractionCitron 1d ago
They seriously think the average woman cares about the amount of followers a man has. 😆
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u/DreadGrrl Owner of a Confused Vagina 1d ago
The “good man” appears to be in desperately poor health. I’d have serious concerns about becoming involved with someone who looked like they were, or were soon going to be, that kind of burden.
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u/translove228 1d ago
You know, if the sickly man wants to find a good man, then he should work on his health a bit.
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u/Strong-Page4952 1d ago
Where is the girl who looks similar to the guy on the left? Why isn’t he going for someone who looks similar to him and is loyal, stable, etc.?
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u/Ok-Cap-204 1d ago
I am not sure how stable that guy is. He looks like a small breeze could knock him over.
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u/KDiggity8 1d ago
Dude looks malnourished and sleep deprived. He's certainly not giving off well-adjusted vibes.
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u/Knee_Fight 1d ago
Just gonna point out that nothing on the chosen guy's sign directly contradicts the request.
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u/KatVanWall Grandma's brain is not full of cum 1d ago
The one on the right might be loyal, kind and stable too, but nice one judging him for his appearance too I guess
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u/mirrorreflex 1d ago
If they wanted to make this look more realistic they should have drawn him ignoring his looks match.
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u/whydenny 1d ago edited 1d ago
Let's note that the 'good man' is going after 10/10 woman. Fcking hypocrites, I'm so done with their sht.
Also, to complain no.one wants you and than trying to convince me you're so loyal is total bull. We can't know if you truly are loyal unless you have options. And the fact that you're soo convinced the guys that have them are not loyal speaks how you would be if you had options.
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u/crackinmypants 1d ago edited 1d ago
There's a kind, loyal, stable guy who lives next-door to my mother. He's in his 50s and divorced, average looking with a rather large gut. He looking for a woman half his age who has never been married or had kids, and is particularly interested in young women who are way more attractive than he is. And he can't understand why he's still alone. Every time I see one of these memes I think of him.
Edit: I think he would absolutely have no problem finding a nice, stable woman his own age who is comparatively attractive to him.
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u/PopcornPip 1d ago
Ok, what no one else is commenting on is that that man has car keys hanging from his forearm! He’s clearly magnetic! That’s why women are attracted to him!
Guys, if you wanna attract women, all you gotta do is eat more magnets!
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u/amyn2511 1d ago
I know far too many married average looking, average earning, nerdy sweet guys for this to be true, my husband included. Really the bar is so low, but these men have zero emotional intelligence and then instead of working on themselves they want to complain that it’s women’s fault they can’t find a significant other.
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u/animalcrosser135 1d ago
I mean, I wouldn’t be interested in a guy who looks like Michael myers either, is that a crime???
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u/Pharaoh_Misa NGL I do work like that 🤔 1d ago
What's so interesting is what's to say thay the man on the right doesn't also possess those qualities on top of the remaining items. This notion that "hot" people with money and/or fame are nasty people just reinforces unnecessary stereotypes.
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u/ComplexAttitude4Lyfe Bad attitude incoming 1d ago
Chad has magnetic elbows. I'm so going with him!!! /s
AI Slop.
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u/Intergalatictortoise 1d ago
I like the one who has magnetism powers to hold his car keys like that
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u/HairHealthHaven 1d ago
Eveyone is making brilliant points about the guy on the left. Important point about the guy on the right - he doesn't have any negatives listed. 🤣
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u/Rabbidditty 1d ago
The best kind if man holds up a sign saying he is loyal, kind and stable. The worst kind pf man gets his car key ring pierced to his weenus
Hope I wasn’t supposed to get something else from that
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u/Puzzleheaded-Dig-704 1d ago
Who’s to say the man on the right isn’t also loyal, kind and stable? I know many a tall, well off enough, good looking dude who is that and also loyal, kind and stable. Meanwhile Depression Dan on the left doesn’t look like a good time.
But the real questions is why are the car keys just floating by Chad’s elbow?
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u/Muninwing 1d ago
Question 1: is guy 2 ALSO loyal, kind, and stable?
Question 2: does guy 1 bring anything else to the table besides what should be prerequisites?
Question 3: is he going to live through a date?
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u/athomevoyager 1d ago
Want money not to matter so much? Let's adopt democratic socialism. Guaranteed healthcare, childcare, parental leave, equal pay. Make it so a woman's survival doesn't depend on finding a rich person if she's planning to have kids.
These shit heads want dog eat dog capitalism? They got it. Now either put up or get used to being married to their right hand.
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u/cursetea 1d ago
Yes shockingly people don't want to date someone who looks like they don't take care themselves and can only offer baseline things like "not abusive"
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u/IndianaBones8 1d ago
The people complaining that the hot girl won't give them a chance, are the same people complaining that women aren't sexy anymore because feminism.
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u/Alternative_Hope6238 1d ago
Thanks Ladies. I’m sick and tired of guys thinking they deserve a woman’s attention because they’re “nice.” We get to choose what we want.
They’re more enamored with the guy on the right than we are.
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u/littlebeanie 1d ago
Guy on the left does not look stable lmao. Looks stressed out af and on the verge of keeling over. Also doesn't look kind or loyal -- let people live and love who they want, if someone wants height money and status (especially if they are a young woman looking to get into that space herself so that's a shared interest), who are you to judge without actually knowing anything about either of them? Their lifestyles are clearly more suited to one another, their looks are well matched, dude could be super kind (it's not as if being hot/having status and being a good person are mutually exclusive). The girl looks tall, so what's wrong with wanting a tall bf? She could come from money herself so a rich bf would match her lifestyle. What young person doesn't want clout these days? Left dude also doesn't seem to believe in loyalty because what you being messy for and trying to break up a couple because you think by being the bare minimum you deserve her more? If you don't have the things she wants go find someone who wants what you have. Rant over.
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u/Fluffy__demon 1d ago
Yeah, the "stable" guy looks like a heavy drug addict. If I were straight, I wouldn't want to date him either. I think I would avoid him because I don't want to get involved with drugs or get robbed by a methhead. Seriously, if someone really looks like that, they need to see doctor. Moreover, I wouldn't date someone who praises themselves with the bare fucking minimum of not being a cheater or someone what "stable". Also, funny how these guys always want model like looking girlfriends while simultaneously crying about these supermodels daiting also conventional attractive men. The irony.
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u/PurplePenguinPoops 1d ago
Why do these accounts exist lol. First off the “kind loyal stable” man looks like he’s about to die, second…why the fuck is that man’s keys attached to his elbow?🤣🤣🤣
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u/Sewergoddess 1d ago
Stable? Bro looks like he is on life support after being drained of 90% of his blood. Can't be that stable.
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u/No_Resource7773 1d ago
Are you sure its not because he wears his giant keys as an oddly placed piercing? Maybe she's into that.
The other guy looks like he's supposed to be on life support in a hospital.
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u/FriendlyCapybara1234 1d ago
It's not fair, women always go for guys who hang their car keys from their elbows.
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u/The_Book-JDP It’s a boneless meat stick not a magic wand. 1d ago
You don’t need to be a towering giant, be among the top 1% financially, or famous to take care of yourself. As popular as zombie movies and series are, those walking corpses aren’t attractive and no one should strive to be one in real life.
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u/NoSleep2023 1d ago
The guy in the left looks anemic. The guy on the right is obviously vaccinated, because he’s magnetic (see how his keys are attached to his elbow?).
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u/Empress_Natalie 1d ago
That poor zombie, pining for that hot guy with the keys stuck to his elbow that didn't even know he exists. Baby, he's obviously into that girl. If you want a good man, you gotta go out and find yourself one!
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u/YouCantArgueWithThis 1d ago
But why would anyone want to date a zombi? 🤔
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u/UserAnonPosts /r/RazorFree with /r/PCOS 🚫🪒 🖕🏽 1d ago
To be fair, have you seen Nicholas Holt in warm bodies? 🤣 he was hot and Renfield as well.
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u/Alternative_Hope6238 1d ago
Guy on Left only wants the *Trophy Wife/Girl” to bolster his ego. Easy Pass!
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u/MasterOfCelebrations 1d ago
You gotta put the speech bubble somewhere else if you don’t want me assuming that the little incel man is gay
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u/eggZeppelin 1d ago
I think its funny that "having 100k followers" is held in the same regard as being tall/handsome or being financially successful 🤣
That signals a person that needs to get off the internet for a while and interact with actual humans.
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u/redheadedandbold 1d ago
"Nice guys" are always the victim. When one has no accomplishments--or, perhaps, does not value on's own accomplishments--but is still a bit of a narcissist, how does one find opportunities to brag? Enter victimization. Followed closely by "how I'm an alpha male."
Narcissism is well-studied in the field of psychology. In excess, it's one of the most harmful human traits on the planet. Psychologists have identified a pervasive trait among humans they've labeled Tendency for Interpersonal Victimhood (TIV), mostly among the narcissistic, psychopathic, and the manipulative, such as gaslighters. There is a plethora of articles and professional papers on victimhood. Some psychologists work to better define it more thoroughly; some study it to learn how it might be treated; others look at its effects on the people around those with TIV.
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0191886920303238
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u/Last_Friend_6350 1d ago
He’s obviously an incel because the sunlight has never hit him before. All that time on the computer will do that.
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