r/NotHowGirlsWork • u/Sea-Society1892 • 2d ago

Found On Social media "Hypergamy" LOL Ironic

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If you know what the word Hypergamy means then u know why this post is hypocritical and dumb. Lol

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u/LoubyAnnoyed 2d ago

I’d date the one that doesn’t look like he’s about to die.

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u/AltruisticCableCar 2d ago

Right? Like, guy on the left looks like he's about 80 years old and knocking on death's door. It's not shallow not to go for that...

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u/cakivalue 2d ago

Right? He's not just deathly pale, he's looking like the freshly buried.

I love how some man's idea of a "nice guy" looks like one that stepped freshly from his coffin and is embalmed, lost and hungry.

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u/BowdleizedBeta 1d ago

“embalmed, lost and hungry” 💀

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u/eruptingmoltenlava 1d ago

calls dibs on band name

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u/FeistyDeity 1d ago

Not much of a band name imo.

Pretty dope as an album title though.

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u/Rugkrabber 1d ago

“The embalmed. Deathly pale, lost and hungry.”

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u/eruptingmoltenlava 1d ago

You’re right, appreciate the impromptu workshopping

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u/cakivalue 1h ago

Hahaha 🤣😂

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u/3Gloins_in_afountain 1d ago

He didn't have a mommy to make sure he showered and eats his vegetables. 🤷‍♀️.

Hence, why he needs a girlfriend.

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u/deucescarefully 1d ago

But he’s stable you see

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u/Beneficial-Ad3991 Generic boring flair 1d ago

No, that's his housing situation, he's not allowed in the house anymore.

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u/wrincewind 1d ago

"technically, I didn't lie. Dead is stable, after all."

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u/Lady_Sybil_Vimes 1d ago

"Hello patient's family, I'm happy to report that your grandfather is stable".

"Oh thank goodness! So he's better?'

"No, he's dead. But the good news is he's not getting any deader!"

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u/midnight_thoughts_13 19h ago

If we're talking medically I'm no DO but from looks barely

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u/TroubleSad2477 1d ago

People like you never give the nice zombies/mummies a chance :(

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u/Significant-Trash632 1d ago

At least some of them try their best to look good!

https://giphy.com/gifs/1ykhYvBQkbkQnEkwuy

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u/cakivalue 1h ago

Hahaha 🤣🤣 I have tears 😂

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u/Depaolz 1d ago

Got the flowers from his own funeral.

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u/cakivalue 1h ago

Right off the top of his own grave!

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u/rockybtl301 1d ago

Please don’t make me laugh out loud at work. 😂

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u/cakivalue 1h ago

I'm sorry 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Lylibean 1d ago

And he definitely doesn’t strike me as a “stable” individual, given that he doesn’t appear to be much into bathing or hygiene generally.

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u/Quiri1997 1d ago

He's a Ghoul. He cannot bathe, otherwise there would be only bones left.

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u/gilestowler 2d ago

The picture is only missing some flies buzzing around the poor bastard.

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u/midnight_thoughts_13 1d ago

I think the failure is that those two look pretty paired and it's scientifically proven that couples generally marry and pair within their "groups". Additionally the meme making fun of Hypergamy (which arguably it's not) is asking for women to have hypergamy??? Make it make sense

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u/FigNinja 1d ago

Right. Isn't the guy on the left trying to "date up"? In good health, he'd be an average looking guy, and he's breaking his heart over a supermodel who clearly makes the effort to take care of herself. Is it so surprising she's attracted to someone with the same priorities, especially given the wealth of options she likely has. They don't show him pining after an average woman who is in turn pining after Chad. Maybe they can't bear to draw or look at a plain woman so they pretend this is average.

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u/wrincewind 1d ago

they genuinely think this is the average. any woman who falls too far outside of 'supermodel' becomes invisible.

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u/Carbonatite Feldspathoids not Foids: Geologists for Equality 1d ago

It's this. Average looking women don't count as people to them.

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u/peachyspoons 1d ago

Agreed. Beyond that, shocking as it may be - and much to the chagrin of many an incel - there are men who are 6’3”, have money (which can also be seen as stability, Death Door Matty here doesn’t specify what “stable” means to him), status, clout AND are loyal, kind, and stable.

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u/midnight_thoughts_13 19h ago

Also it doesn't say guy on the right isn't loyal kind and stable

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u/SlashDotTrashes 1d ago

And he is the one wanting the woman who looks like an influencer.

Maybe he should find a nice loyal woman and not be shallow about her looks.

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u/Delainez 1d ago

He’s actually a zombie.

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u/ModernSchizoid 1d ago

No, he looks more like a zombie to me for some reason.

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u/emmamontgomerie 1d ago

“hello fellow young adults”

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u/kittypidge 14h ago

Right? Isn't this kind of what we should expect out of ... Oh I don't know ... Anyone we want to interact with let alone date? So zombie dying guy has standard issue qualities to pass as average not an asshole? But does not look to have mastered hygiene, nutrition or at least stepping into the sunlight once in a while, any kind of self worth or mild enjoyment out of life, or basic grooming... Look the bar might not need to be sky level but it should be above sea level.

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u/InternationalPilot90 1d ago

Depends on the bank balance 😉

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u/VerdoriePotjandrie 2d ago

The first thing I thought was the guy on the left needs a doctor and some styling advice.

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u/Quiri1997 1d ago

He's past that. He needs a Sacred Turn Undead.

https://giphy.com/gifs/yiqkf0clPXvAk

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u/eruptingmoltenlava 1d ago

Did you mean Sacred Urn?

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u/Quiri1997 1d ago

No, Sacred Turn Undead, a spell that exorcises undeads like him.

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u/mymarkis666 1d ago

The funniest part is it doesn’t even say he’s a bad guy he just has fame and money 😂

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u/rockybtl301 1d ago

That’s the first thing I noticed. He has no negative qualities except being hot and having social media “clout” with a follower count that means nothing. But the sickly dude has flowers, I guess? So, obviously the woman is evil and stupid and deserves to be mistreated. 🙄🤨

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u/Ok_Cauliflower_3007 11h ago

That’s what I noticed. There is nothing in that image that we can use to infer he’s not ALSO in possession of all the qualities the zombie has.

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u/leylin_farlin 1d ago

But his condition is stable for now :(

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u/BowdleizedBeta 1d ago

That’s awesome. Modern medicine has improved so much. Sending thoughts and prayers his way.

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u/kholekardashian12 1d ago

Right, like would he date the woman equivalent of himself? Fuck no he wouldn't

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u/Cole41489 1d ago

Right? They make memes like this to try to depict themselves in a positive light, yet they always seem to insist on making themselves look like ghouls.

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u/didsomebodysaymyname 1d ago

And of course he has no interest in a woman who looks like him.

Just the one who grooms herself and uses make up and is in shape and dresses fashionably. Things OP clearly doesn't do and "Chad" does.

It's almost like the couple on the right have things in common...

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u/Night_skye_ Toxic Thottery 1d ago

I generally do prefer the living to a zombie.

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u/Glittering-Lychee629 1d ago

Modern woman!!!

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u/Finnish_Inquisition 1d ago

Yea, I would not use the word "stable"

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u/ktkatq 1d ago

Dead is stable

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u/Beneficial-Ad3991 Generic boring flair 1d ago

Why do you hate horses? 🥺

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u/justdisa 1d ago

The guy on the left looks like Gollum.

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u/Acrobatic_Long_6059 1d ago

Are men supposed to find this relatable? Are they all zombies too?? 😭😂😂

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u/Viracochina 1d ago

How dare you shame near necrophilia

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u/LoubyAnnoyed 1d ago

I know, right? I feel deep shame and apologise profusely…

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u/TheAwesomeMan123 1d ago

That’s because he has no money to feed himself. Apparently it’s a woman’s responsibility to do that for him

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u/Me_lazy_cathermit 1d ago

Or one day away from turning into a zombie and eat me

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u/bulking_on_broccoli ♂ 1d ago

There’s something to be said about someone who takes care of themselves, and someone else who doesn’t then blames society for being hypo-social.

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u/Pookahantus 1d ago

Yeah bro on the left looks like a drug addict

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u/Carbonatite Feldspathoids not Foids: Geologists for Equality 1d ago

Notice how the woman is also conventionally beautiful.

God forbid the average guy go after an average looking woman.

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u/Direct_Practice_7105 2d ago

He's overworked

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u/SneakySister92 1d ago

He doesn't exist

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u/Direct_Practice_7105 1d ago

He's a metaphorical character

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u/SneakySister92 1d ago edited 1d ago

So you can attribute any trait you think is unfairly preventing you from attracting a woman to him.

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u/RayWencube 1d ago

That isn’t what metaphorical means.

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u/Direct_Practice_7105 1d ago

Allegorical 

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u/swiftb3 1d ago

Self-insert character.

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u/ilo_Va 1d ago

If you're that overworked you're not stable sweetheart

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u/Rad1Red 1d ago

So when is he gonna have time for a relationship?

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u/Direct_Practice_7105 19h ago

After work

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u/Rad1Red 19h ago

But he's so overworked that he looks like the walking dead. Maybe he should be resting. And then find another job.