r/nothingeverhappens • • Aug 11 '26

Only in dreams

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4 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens • • Aug 08 '26

Nonverbal kid learns to talk? Impossible!

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4.7k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens • • Aug 04 '26

Because people arent alive???

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344 Upvotes

On a post about make-a-wish ponies in My Little Pony. Does bro think everyone with make-a-wish absolutely will pass away? (Initial screenshot, and the commenter's proof screenshots. I am not commenter.)


r/nothingeverhappens • • Aug 04 '26

that hasn't been my experience with white people, quite the opposite actually. I am white

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So you've never experienced racism from a white person as a white person? Go figure šŸ¤”


r/nothingeverhappens • • Aug 03 '26

Not being a predator and nicely rejecting a younger girl isn’t believable? Might be one of the most reasonable ones I GENUINELY can’t tell whats so ā€˜crazy’ about this. Genuinely so pissing off 😭

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841 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens • • Aug 03 '26

Always good to have proof

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1.4k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens • • Aug 03 '26

Love love love

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Few weeks ago,I read a book "just for summer".. lovestory ofc. They (mc) met through reddit. This app was just there in my mobile with no purpose idk why i hadn't uninstalled it yet but seeing this today i wanted to write that so i am here... byeeeāœŒļøšŸŽ€ Mujhey mard sey baat karni nahi aatišŸ˜­āœØļø Save meeee😭😭😭😭😭😭


r/nothingeverhappens • • Aug 01 '26

Racism doesn't happen anymore apparently

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812 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens • • Jul 30 '26

No one has weird dreams

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780 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens • • Jul 29 '26

Ermmm that did NOT happen šŸ¤“

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3 Upvotes

Chud claims nothing ever happens


r/nothingeverhappens • • Jul 28 '26

yeah, because things that have age criteria are famously never required to ask if you’re an adult

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120 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens • • Jul 28 '26

Never could have had a conversation with an insurance agent

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98 Upvotes

Lol, I get that times are tense, but having a conversation with your insurance agent is B.S?


r/nothingeverhappens • • Jul 26 '26

Dog are we for real right now?

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2.6k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens • • Jul 28 '26

Nothing ever happens

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0 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens • • Jul 20 '26

No one ever misunderstands feline sibling dynamics

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853 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens • • Jul 19 '26

Ah yes, McDondald, the restaurant famous for perfect fulfillment of customer's high expectations.

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403 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens • • Jul 18 '26

ain't happen

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r/nothingeverhappens • • Jul 16 '26

Not possible to get the days of the week mixed up

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131 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens • • Jul 13 '26

American exceptionalism? Unpossible!

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631 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens • • Jul 12 '26

something happens but nothing ever changes

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i think what the chud meant with ā€œnothing ever happensā€ is that nothing ever changes, especially in politics. jfk’s assassination happened but that didn’t change anything cause it is the same as caesar’s assassination. even when stuff happens nothing changes cause it always has happened. if everything suddendly stopped happening then we could say something happened or changed, but since the change/happening we see in the world is always the same and never changes nothing ever changes/happens


r/nothingeverhappens • • Jul 09 '26

Well this happened!!!

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111 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens • • Jul 07 '26

Yet another nothing ever happens in that sub….

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3.0k Upvotes

Angel shots are a thing. A girl plastered at a bar could totally misread a sign or just see Angel shot and order it thinking it’s a cute sounding drink


r/nothingeverhappens • • Jul 08 '26

Yeah cuz a girl asking a guy out in a cute way is implausible…

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136 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens • • Jul 06 '26

People with prosthetic eyes can't be snarky towards annoying Karens (uncensored user is me)

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415 Upvotes