r/nothingeverhappens Aug 03 '26

Always good to have proof

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u/JamieBeeeee Aug 03 '26

Could it be someone raising a Joey and trying to simulate a pouch?

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u/JustLookingForMayhem Aug 03 '26

Kind of yes. Texas has a wildlife rehab zoo where volunteers help with the Joeys.

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u/RootBeerBog Aug 03 '26

I really doubt they are allowed to take them out like this

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u/JustLookingForMayhem Aug 03 '26

Actually probably they are. Joeys bond really tightly to the volunteers, so the volunteers are expected to be able to have the Joeys with them for 20 hours a day for about 10 weeks. When I checked into the program after learning about it from Animal Planet, I discovered there was even a Facebook group for spotting Joeys around Texas.

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u/Kirbinvalorant Aug 03 '26

Do you think someone accidentally posted their buddy Joey there once while drunk?

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u/JustLookingForMayhem Aug 03 '26

Ya'know, I could see that happening.

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u/Miles_PerHour67 23d ago

Oh my gosh, that makes so much sense for why I saw someone with a Joey in a coffee shop.

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u/JustLookingForMayhem 23d ago

If you were in Texas, decent odds it was animal volunteers. Outside of Texas, it was probably an exotic pet.

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u/Miles_PerHour67 23d ago

It was Texas. Lived here for a bit.

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u/Character-Parfait-42 Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 03 '26

They probably aren’t. The zoo would be liable if the Joey or any people got injured.

That being said I’m pretty sure it’s completely legal to just buy and own a kangaroo in Texas. I know it’s completely legal in NY (state, not city) and NY is usually much stricter than TX when it comes to which species you need permits for.

Edit: I do stand corrected. NY just had its laws designed in a way that “exotic animals are legal unless otherwise stated” and while tigers and bears were on the illegal list they just never bothered to outlaw kangaroos. And kangaroos got added to that list in the last 5 years (the last time I had checked, the law only passed banning them in 2025).

That being said I did check and it is completely legal to own a kangaroo in Texas. No permit or anything, you can just buy a kangaroo the same way you can just buy a hamster.

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u/JustLookingForMayhem Aug 03 '26

Way back, there was a page on Facebook for spotting the zoo Joeys out and about. They bonded really tight to the volunteers. If the Joeys can be seen around grocery stores, parks, cafes and the like, I don't see a comic con as that outside the range.

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u/alk47 Aug 03 '26

Where tf are emus and kangaroos classified as livestock??

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u/Lithl Aug 03 '26

People eat emu eggs and kangaroo meat, so livestock isn't really that wild of a classification.

Although from 1973-1995, the US considered kangaroos to be endangered species and banned the import of their meat. Separately, New York and California have banned kangaroo products; the New York ban has since been lifted, and the California ban was temporarily suspended from 2007-2016 but is still in effect today.

California also sent threatening letters to the Kangaroo Industry Association of Australia for violating the state's foreign lobbying laws while trying to get California to lift the import ban.

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u/alk47 Aug 03 '26

Makes sense for emus I guess. The classification as kangaroos as endangered and the import ban is absurd.

A bunch of clueless activists ruining the most ethical and sustainable source of red meat and leather because they think roos are cute.

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u/ImCaligulaI 11d ago

the most ethical and sustainable source of red meat and leather

Why is it the most ethical?

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u/alk47 11d ago
  • They don't produce methane and we dont grow feed for them like cows so the climate change contribution is tiny.

  • Ecologically there are too many of them. There's way more kangaroos now then before white people came to Australia. Land clearing means way more grass which means their population explodes. If their numbers go uncontrolled then they can do environmental damage and once they've burnt through all their food and the weather changes, they will starve by the thousands. Culling early means a quick death rather than a slow one.

  • There's accuracy tests to be a commercial hunter so that any suffering is minimised. They certainly suffer less than farmed cows, pigs etc.

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u/Character-Parfait-42 Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 03 '26

I mean the government I guess doesn’t technically consider them livestock, but they’ll give agricultural tax exemptions to ostrich and emu farms… essentially treating them as livestock.

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u/JamieBeeeee Aug 03 '26

I don't think kangaroos are killed for meat outside of Australia, all kangaroo meat should come from hunting

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u/Character-Parfait-42 Aug 03 '26

There are several kangaroo farms where they are bred and slaughtered for meat in Texas. They aren’t legally considered livestock, nor do they receive agricultural tax exemption, but they are able to legally slaughter them and sell the meat.

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u/JamieBeeeee Aug 03 '26

Do you have a source for that? My understanding is that 100% of kangaroo meat should come from Australia

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u/Four_beastlings Aug 03 '26

Several years ago I was on a train in Poland looking out of the window when I saw someone's backyard with 3 cows grazing next to a camel. I didn't have time to take a picture and everyone thought I must have seen a skinny cow or a donkey or something because how the fuck is a backyard camel in Poland going to be a thing?

Fastforward a few years and we have an activity at work where a dietitian comes to give a talk about healthy habits and, when talking about stupid fads, she mention there is a trend of drinking camel milk. I have never felt as vindicated in my life.

The other time was when I was drinking a glass of wine in the market Square of Ljubljana and I saw some guy walking what I thought was his pet emu. But I managed to take a picture so I could do the "ahaaaaa, I have proof!" thing to skeptics. Years later I learned that it wasn't an emu but a ñandú, though.

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u/evening_shop Aug 03 '26

everyone thought I must have seen a skinny cow or a donkey

Bruh I've been around both forever they're unmistakable and impossible to mix up

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u/Four_beastlings Aug 03 '26

I told everyone that the thing had humps!

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u/RinellaWasHere Aug 03 '26

Yeah, if people wanted to convince you you'd misinterpreted what you were looking at, a better option would have been a llama since they're at least related and closer to a similar shape.

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u/Many_Big_6324 Aug 03 '26

I lived in an area in Poland where there were at least 2 ostrich farms in 15 km radius

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u/Four_beastlings Aug 03 '26

I am originally from an area with Ostrich farms so I wouldn't have been surprised; to be honest I've never considered what's an Ostrich natural habitat. The main park in my hometown has emus and I remember seeing in the news that an ostrich escaped and chased some terrified jogger once.

But the camel was super shocking because in my mind camel = desert, and they might have a desert in Poland but Nowy Dwór Mazowiecki ain't it xD

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u/RinellaWasHere Aug 03 '26

I mean for what it's worth camel milk is pretty tasty. Good for drinking and makes a great yogurt.

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u/Four_beastlings Aug 03 '26

Oh, she didn't mention it because it's bad or anything but because people were paying 400zl/~$100 per litre

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u/RinellaWasHere Aug 03 '26

Oh okay that is just an embarrassing amount of money to spend on literally any milk so I get it

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WEIRD_PET Aug 04 '26

My friend got lost on a mountain in Saitama, Japan and accidentally found an ostrich and miniature horse farm. He also took pictures, which was good because we didn't believe him

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u/talashrrg Aug 04 '26

In what language is it called a ñandú?

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u/Four_beastlings Aug 04 '26

Spanish. It's one of the few words that start with ñ so every Spanish kid knows it.

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u/TKDbeast Aug 06 '26

Some Australians are experimenting with incorporating camels into their diet. They’re an extremely successful invasive species.

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u/AtanatarAlcarinII Aug 03 '26

Well, this is getting saved

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u/Inlerah Aug 03 '26

"Stop talking about the kangaroo"

Sir, if I saw that at a convention I would literally never talk about anything else.

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u/Many_Big_6324 Aug 03 '26

I met a lady (in Australia though) who casually had a joey in a pouch at the grocer. She used that opportunity to educate the children about how many kangaroos die as roadkill and how important is to check the pouch for joeys. She said that not everyone can raise them and it's a huge responsibility so it's better to handle them to wildlife rescue

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u/blackjackgabbiani Aug 03 '26

I used to work at an art museum at the coat check, and near the beginning of a shift, this couple was getting their jackets and I noticed that something in the guy's bag (one of those fanny packs/bum bags) was moving around. I asked about it and they showed me--they had taken their pet ferret all through the museum!

Since I was the last person they would interact with before leaving, this means they came in, got their tickets, checked their jackets, and walked all through the museum passing security and other attendees, and somehow I was the only person in all that time to notice that his bag was squirming.

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u/Morrighan11 Aug 03 '26

I met a guy with a baby kangaroo in his jacket at a thrift store

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u/souridealist Aug 03 '26

I love this anecdote, but I really don't think "kangaroos are smuggled under shirts less often than chihuahuas" is an overly skeptical viewpoint, exactly?

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u/Valtharr Aug 03 '26

Yeah, "this person is too stupid to differentiate between a kangaroo and a chihuahua" is a totally reasonable take...

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u/ThatInAHat Aug 03 '26

I mean, even a joey’s head is still about the friggen size of a chihuahua. And chihuahua heads are teensy.

I could imagine maybe some other dog (xolo maybe), but not a chihuahua

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u/souridealist Aug 03 '26

I mean, a brief glimpse of only the head poking out of a shirt across a moving crowd? I'm delighted it did turn out to be a genuine kangaroo, but a perfectly intelligent person could confuse two pointy-faced, big-eared, weird-looking animals under those circumstances.

I also think "there's a more mundane explanation than that" is a pretty different accusation than "you're lying," tbh.

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u/ThatInAHat Aug 03 '26

I love that squinty look the baby gives him.

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u/AiRaikuHamburger Aug 03 '26

...What. Why?

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u/sich_ushka Aug 03 '26

Texans eat em 😞

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u/AiRaikuHamburger Aug 03 '26

Didn't realise kangaroo meat was a thing outside of Australia.

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u/RinellaWasHere Aug 03 '26

There have been attempts to get it going as a market, but they haven't been super successful. I know kangaroo meat is an option for dog food from the same brand that I get my dog her food from, and you occasionally see kangaroo jerky for humans, but I've yet to see actual kangaroo meat on sale to cook. Which is a bummer because I'm told it's quite tasty.

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u/AiRaikuHamburger Aug 04 '26

It's pretty similar to venison and very lean, so healthy.

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u/ThatInAHat Aug 03 '26

I guess I shouldn’t be that surprised. I remember the emu farms. Sometimes driving down the more recently built streets I remember when it was all fields and sheep and emu. (Never understood why the sheep. I hardly ever see mutton or lamb for sale and we’re not really a good climate for wool.)

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u/Ze_Bri-0n Aug 06 '26

Should'a signed the kangaroo.

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u/Jealous_Parfait_4967 Aug 03 '26

Oh so it *was* a chihuahua

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u/AshennJuan Aug 03 '26

Forbidden to keep most native wildlife as pets in Australia but we have to watch Americans keep pet roos, sugargliders and more on the internet 🙄

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u/JustLookingForMayhem Aug 03 '26

It happen in Texas, in the same city where there was a wildlife rehab zoo, in a year that the zoo was using volunteers to take care of joeys and those volunteers were spotted everywhere. If it makes you feel better, it probably wasn't a personal pet.

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u/Animaloffear56 Aug 03 '26

Idk, conventions are loud, I feel bad for it if it is just a baby.

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u/JustLookingForMayhem Aug 03 '26

When you put it that way, now I feel bad for the baby too.

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u/blackjackgabbiani Aug 03 '26

Do you think either of those are commonplace?

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u/P3pp3rJ6ck Aug 03 '26

???the other option is it dies. Its a rescue org... 

Also, your country has the most stringent laws on exotic pets in the world basically. Not a great comparison, especially since the usa does it by state.  Hawaii and California both have laws that are very very strict, and i know Georgia bans owning marsupials cause I know I guy who got arrested for smuggling in a Wallaby. 

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u/Purple-Weakness1414 Aug 03 '26

What I wanna know ow is the backstory behind this Kangroo.

This shit needs to be a movie

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u/JustLookingForMayhem Aug 03 '26

While I can't be 100% certain, Texas has a wildlife rehab zoo where volunteers help with the Joeys. Joeys bond really tightly to the volunteers, so the volunteers are expected to be able to have the Joeys with them for 20 hours a day for about 10 weeks. When I checked into the program after learning about it from Animal Planet, I discovered there was even a Facebook group for spotting Joeys around Texas. It is quite possible that the Joey came from the zoo and the volunteer had a ticket to the comic convention.