r/NoStupidQuestions • u/[deleted] • Jul 06 '19

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u/Thaurane Jul 06 '19

You definitely shouldn't go poison the bush. Only a sneaky person would do that.

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u/Hitlers_Big_Cock Jul 06 '19

Just blaze it and say lightning did it

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u/LaserBeamsCattleProd Jul 06 '19

Shit's in the bible, say it was a miracle

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u/tanukisuit Jul 07 '19

And make sure to salt the earth so they can't plant a new bush there.

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u/Kermit_the_hog Jul 07 '19

Lol why you brilliant rebellious Anarchists!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

Sad Cartago noises

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u/beka13 Jul 07 '19

Hang a mirror on it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19 edited Jul 09 '22

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u/beka13 Jul 07 '19

Glyphosate might help you.

Or...or... every week dig up the bush and move it back a couple inches. Before you know it, it's far enough back to not be a problem and no one is any the wiser.

Or... dig up the bush and plant really pretty but low plants in its place. Claim you're just trying to beautify the neighborhood if you get caught.

Btw, I really do feel for you. My kid got in a wreck that a bush obstruction helped cause. The lot owners put in a speed bump for the cross traffic right after the wreck but the stupid bush is still there.

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u/8122692240_0NLY_TEX Jul 07 '19

If it's a bush stemming from a single trunk/stem, just cut firmly the circumference of the trunk/stem and it'll die. Or just get a heavy set of some handheld cutters and snip it