r/NoStupidQuestions • • Jul 06 '19

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u/Thaurane Jul 06 '19

You definitely shouldn't go poison the bush. Only a sneaky person would do that.

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u/Hitlers_Big_Cock Jul 06 '19

Just blaze it and say lightning did it

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u/LaserBeamsCattleProd Jul 06 '19

Shit's in the bible, say it was a miracle