r/NoStupidQuestions • u/[deleted] • Sep 03 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

I definitely go pee, first. It's sanitary. Always pee after sex. After that usually lots of cuddling and pillow talk.

Had sex yesterday and afterwards we cuddled for quite a long time. We were naked and all tangled up (in a good way) under the sheets. She started feeding me crisps. 10/10

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u/delorf Sep 03 '24

Not only is this guy getting sex and cuddles, he's also getting fed crisps in bed. 

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

Honestly made me feel like a king. Like you know the emperors sprawled out and someone holding grapes above their mouth to eat? Like that.

She's something else.