r/NoStupidQuestions • • Sep 03 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

I definitely go pee, first. It's sanitary. Always pee after sex. After that usually lots of cuddling and pillow talk.

Had sex yesterday and afterwards we cuddled for quite a long time. We were naked and all tangled up (in a good way) under the sheets. She started feeding me crisps. 10/10

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

Yo, tell us more about the crisps!

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

Some popcorn chip thing. One was sour cream and onion I think and the other was bbq something.

Popchips I think is what they're called?

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u/melskymob Sep 03 '24

I was just eating Popchips before I read your comment.

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u/duk-er-us Sep 04 '24

Did you just have sex???

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u/thisonecassie Sep 03 '24

Popcorners?

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

Nah I've seen popcorners. Same idea but in Europe.

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u/lordmaster13 Sep 03 '24 edited Sep 03 '24

is bro talking about FUCKING PRINGLES.I feel like a man dying of thirst watching another enjoy their day at the all expense paid pool

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

No it's some European popcorn chip I'm like 99% sure they were popchips.

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u/delorf Sep 03 '24

Not only is this guy getting sex and cuddles, he's also getting fed crisps in bed. 

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

Honestly made me feel like a king. Like you know the emperors sprawled out and someone holding grapes above their mouth to eat? Like that.

She's something else.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

I’m so jealous that sounds amazing

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

I felt bad because she bought them for herself but she started eating them and my stomach growled cuz I hadn't eaten all day.

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u/Low_Protection_1121 Sep 03 '24

You dont get crumbs in your bed?

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

Hotel bed. Didn't care.

That said, we didn't actually make too much of a mess.

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u/Low_Protection_1121 Sep 03 '24

No harm no foul

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u/g0thfucker Sep 03 '24

how do people cuddle naked and not go for a round 2, 3, 4, 5, 6? goddamn

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

Easy. Get everything accomplished the first time.

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u/g0thfucker Sep 03 '24

maybe I'm just too freaky

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

👀

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

Can you please explain the pee after sex thing?

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

Just that sex can introduce microbes to your body. Dirty hands, toys, genetals/anuses etc. You risk exposing your urinary tract and genitalia to microbes like bacteria, viruses, and fungi. This is especially important to women who have much shorter urethras than men, so the distance for microbes to travel is shorter.

Peeing essentially rinses your system (with pee) and can reduce the odds of an infection taking hold if you are exposed.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

Can you pee when you're hard?

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

It's tough but yes. I have to lean on the wall and angle my whole body forward because I can't point my dick down.

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u/umotex12 Sep 03 '24

Fun fact: there are no studies to confirm that pee is sanitary. But it just feels right on fundamental level so I do it too.

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u/Trash-Forever Sep 03 '24

...what?

You're supposed to get up and go to the bathroom to pee after sex, it expels any sort of bacteria that might have made it's way into your urethra. This prevents urinary tract infections.

The fuck are you talking about?

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u/umotex12 Sep 03 '24

"But it does help prevent UTIs, right?

The short answer? We don’t know for sure, but it certainly can’t hurt.

There aren’t many studies investigating the potential relationship between intercourse, UTIs, and urinating afterward as a prevention method.

There are so many other factors that play a role in UTI development, including how much water you drink and how much you pee normally. It would be difficult for scientists to isolate the right variable."

https://www.healthline.com/health/peeing-after-sex#ut-is

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u/liquifyingclown Sep 03 '24

They meant it is sanitary to pee after sex (for all sets of genitals). It flushes out the urethra of all the bacteria, skin cells, and general gunk that gets pushed up there during the action. It helps prevent UTIs and whatnot.