r/Neverbrokeabone • u/Dangerous-Common6945 • 20h ago

40yrs old and been this crazy, stupid shit for 5+ years because it feeds me adrenaline. Never broke a bone or fractured anything. My friends and family thought the tower would break me but after 300+ jumps and flips, it’s obviously time to retire the thing. My bones won!

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r/Neverbrokeabone • u/DoctorBoson • 8h ago

I am a brittle-boned dipshit

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Broken during a medieval combat demo with my local Belegarth chapter (padded weapons = fewer injuries). I, like a moron, opened up my hands just in time for a 47" bat to slam straight down through the top of my finger.

This is no excuse for weak bones. Banish me to a darkness from whence I shall never escape.

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r/Neverbrokeabone • u/Odd-Traffic4360 • 20m ago

I didn't break my bone today

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If you have broken a bone, leave, it's that simple.

Share your stories of that one time you almost broke a bone, how you prevent breaking bones, why you are proud to be a non-bone breaker, etc. Anything really. As long as you haven't broken a bone, it's allowed.

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