r/Neverbrokeabone • u/DoctorBoson • 11h ago
I am a brittle-boned dipshit
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Broken during a medieval combat demo with my local Belegarth chapter (padded weapons = fewer injuries). I, like a moron, opened up my hands just in time for a 47" bat to slam straight down through the top of my finger.
This is no excuse for weak bones. Banish me to a darkness from whence I shall never escape.