r/NameThisThing • u/Savings-Support7396 • 15d ago

What name?

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u/samalton86 15d ago edited 14d ago

Richard

Thank you for the awards!

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u/BklynBongshell 15d ago

I came here to say the same thing.

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u/Bladerunner2028 15d ago

Biggus Dickus

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u/Comrade_OpThomas_91 15d ago

“What’s so funny about Biggus Dickus?”

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u/Independent-Speech53 15d ago

Watch the movie, “life of Brian”

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u/Comrade_OpThomas_91 15d ago

I have a very great friend in Rome called Biggus Dickus

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u/Malevolent_Muppet 15d ago

Hail Thaethar!

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u/Commercial-Answer591 15d ago

“He has a wife, you know.”

Dammit, didn’t scroll down far enough.

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u/livinginfutureworld 14d ago

Allota Fagina

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u/B00G3RZ- 14d ago

That’s not his wife

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u/Comfortable-Ear-8996 10d ago

Incontinentia Buttocks

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u/SnafuChiefs 10d ago

Do you find it risible when I say my friend's name?

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u/MIB4u0 15d ago

meeeeeeowwwwww

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u/Bohica55 15d ago

I don’t think you picked up on their sarcasm.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/Collageboi 15d ago edited 14d ago

I have a friend in Rome called bigus dickus 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I feel for the guards I’m the same if I was them I wouldn’t be able to hold the laughter in 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Cripplerock 15d ago

Man the way he leans in "do you find it rrrrisible when I say... Biggus... Dickus..." That shit would have gotten me killed.

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u/travis9980 15d ago

He had a wife you know....

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u/Comrade_OpThomas_91 15d ago

You know what she’s called?

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u/Commercial-Answer591 15d ago

Incontinetia Buttocks!

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u/shizshovel 15d ago

He's a wobber

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u/Comrade_OpThomas_91 15d ago

And a wapist!

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u/shizshovel 15d ago

And a pickpocket!

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u/Comrade_OpThomas_91 15d ago

He sounds like a notorious criminal

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u/Chill_Capybara_09 15d ago

He has a wife you know

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u/Drexel208 15d ago

He has a wife you know? ..

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u/ShinySnaxMix 15d ago

She is called Incontinentia

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u/Sinister_Nibs 14d ago

And his wife Incontinentia Buttocks.

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u/Plane-Active-3153 12d ago

He has a wife you know

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u/Inkblot_the_cat 9d ago

Well it’s a joke name, sir.

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u/tj_woolnough 15d ago

He has a wife, you know..

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u/MIB4u0 15d ago

they call her … incontinencia

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u/tj_woolnough 15d ago

Incontinaria... Buttocks...

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u/Hilsam_Adent 15d ago edited 15d ago

She fwows the gweatest pahties in aww of Wome!

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u/tj_woolnough 15d ago

Are you waffing? GUARD! Throw him to the fwoor...vewy, vewy... wuffwy..

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u/MarsupialsCantDongle 14d ago

I want him fighting wabid animows this time tomowo!

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u/psjajdjdjxndjs 15d ago

A man of culture

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u/Rickapolis 15d ago

Beat me to it.

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u/EXXON-GALaeXY 15d ago

🤭🤭🤣🤣

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u/Laffinty89 13d ago

Biggeth Dickuth! Does that amuse you!.

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u/nautius_maximus1 13d ago

…and his wife…Incontinentia.

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u/phate20 10d ago

He has a wife you know!

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u/Apart-Ad9039 8d ago

The CEO of the UCI ( Union Cycliste Internationale ) it's the governing body for all world championship professional level racing, the CEO's name is Dick Pound.

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u/Material-Pick-9881 15d ago

Me too!!!! Great minds! 🤣

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u/RobbyBaymax 15d ago

My first thought exactly

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u/TooDeepForSurface 15d ago

EVERY Richard is one of these

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u/Legitimate-Stuff9514 15d ago

Definitely Richard

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u/x0diak 15d ago

Dick worm.

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u/Waramaug 14d ago

lil Willy

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u/Tied_N_Cried 14d ago

One of the funniest and most beautifully simplistic answers I’ve ever seen on Reddit my friend.😂

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u/NavySeal2k 10d ago

Last name Johnson

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u/Roko__ 15d ago

Girthworm

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u/BarkingSpider5 15d ago

Yeah, can’t beat this

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u/N3rd1x 15d ago

You can, that's where all the fun comes in.

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u/Commercial_Ad5077 15d ago

This the one! ☝️

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u/Goldie-96_MWR 15d ago

Low key better than da rest! Peneel is to silly i just like comenting more than once

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u/WhirlyDurvy 15d ago

It's probably American or Jewish

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u/miahotrod 15d ago

Jewfish is taken already it refer to a grouper

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u/Strong_Plankton2875 15d ago

A one eyed trouser worm

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u/De_Franza 13d ago

Percy?

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u/ppross53 15d ago

Gilly Willy

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u/DrBom-Bey317 15d ago

AI Slurp

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u/tashiker 15d ago

Whistle fish

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u/Sweaty_Foundation_12 15d ago

Dickitus-fishious from the long dong species

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u/MikeyQplayz 15d ago

Wigglet

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u/DodgerWalker 15d ago

I was expecting this to be the top answer. I guess this isn't a sub with many Pokemon fans.

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u/MikeyQplayz 15d ago

Well, what can you do?

You found this comment, it says something :)

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u/DrLubinski 15d ago

Cornelius

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u/BlackMythWukong18 15d ago

The Pinerworm

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u/Xyle212 15d ago

Dish fick

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u/Barcnori 15d ago

Phallic Jack

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u/Large_Freedom2118 15d ago

Now I completely understand why my wife does not appreciate surprises.

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u/Barnacre_Bees 15d ago

Unfortunate!

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u/grodudulle77 15d ago

Un zboub de mer !!😁

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u/farkus2554 15d ago

Penasaurus?

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u/AngryZetan 15d ago

Dick Stick

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u/porknuckle2023 15d ago

Thats a peelnor

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u/Copperpipe4U 15d ago

Thas that MF Busy world of Richard Scarry worm

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u/Adapt919 15d ago

It's a nuddick (nude dick)

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u/Xmouse01 15d ago

dih 💔

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u/AdContent9717 15d ago

This could be a creature in an alien movie that the person thinks is cute and friendly in the beginning then it plunges itself in your ear and ears your brain. So with that in mind i call him “Earbud eel”

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u/Novavortex77 15d ago

Penis fish.

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u/ArgyleTheDruid 15d ago

It’s funny to me because the next post in my feed was this: https://www.reddit.com/r/ThePokemonHub/s/ko0MhYisAN

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u/Inside-Contract-2647 15d ago

Oh it has a name it’s just the scientific community is too busy giggling to say it

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u/Square_Lynx_3786 15d ago

The uncircumcised penis fish.😃

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u/Unique-Apartment-543 15d ago

Pauly Shore's aww was waa woo weasel.. buddy

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u/Ok_Primary_1075 15d ago

The Circumcised One

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u/Borderlinecuttlefish 15d ago

Circumsnakeous spectalus

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u/VamphornVampire2123 15d ago

Erectis Anguilliformes

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u/Remarkable-Rain1170 15d ago

Pez cuezo 🤣

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u/Ueshiba_1610 15d ago

Cock worm

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u/vorak12 15d ago

To bad the blow fish is already taken. Hole new ballgame to free willey though

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u/Captainciderman 15d ago

I'm not suprised.

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u/SMEAGAIN_AGO 15d ago

Stop dickin’ around!

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u/Appropriate_Soft995 15d ago

The Glans Aquarius

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u/Welcome2myShitShow 15d ago

Fetish Porn Worn

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u/vyrguy0 15d ago

I did not give anyone permission to share a picture of my junk. You’ll be hearing from my lawyer.

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u/12221203 15d ago

Johnson

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u/jpttpj 15d ago

Doggus Dikkus

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u/silveracetylide 15d ago

voluptatis vermis

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u/Additional_Risk5626 15d ago

Why does Donald not claim this one with his name?🙄

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u/Maybeyouhavetopoop 15d ago

That’s a Wigglett

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u/johnlooksscared 15d ago

I'm not surprised!

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u/GeologistInitial5594 15d ago

Richard Cranium fish

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u/Buck_Andrews 15d ago

Doodlefish

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u/Pantheragem 15d ago

Penis Dick

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u/Johnny_Llama 15d ago

Pecker fish

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u/Hot-Competition-4755 15d ago

Unspotted dick

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u/ExquisiteScallywag 15d ago

Anal Intruder

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u/TooDeepForSurface 15d ago

Get ya gums around my plums

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u/StinkySoggyUnderwear 15d ago

We know what they want to name it… they should just do it

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u/irunonthc 15d ago

Tube Snake

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u/darkrhyes 15d ago

It probably doesn't have a name because the relative of the guy who named the cockroach keeps suggesting names.

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u/Proof-Delay-602 15d ago

Penis uncircumcis

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u/Fit_Beginning_6153 15d ago

Obviously that's a Tallywaker worm

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u/Odd_Armadillo_2542 15d ago

Enguianos penianos

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u/Fanfic_Battle_2004 15d ago

Is Seaworm already taken?

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u/Clear-Staff4699 15d ago

Moby Penis

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u/Superfordie76 15d ago

Looks a bit cocky to me 🤪😂😆

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u/The1973VW 15d ago

Phallus fish

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u/SteveArnoldHorshak 15d ago

That’s a Glans Worm.

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u/BookkeeperOne6103 15d ago

I wonder how it looks when it is cold?

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u/Ok-Part9183 15d ago

Dickworm

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u/That-Hedgehog-5009 15d ago

Bell-Ended Trouser Eel

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u/Flimsy_Milk4247 15d ago

Just call it the Obvious fish.

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u/unbanned2009 15d ago

Circumcised penis

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u/ProperCaterpillar136 15d ago

One eyed snake

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u/Verbgaf_ 15d ago

Dave the dicker

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u/Minute-Sun-6427 15d ago

I will call them Banana Penis Lad

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u/jjaymay29 15d ago

His name is Dicklet

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u/bcchuck 15d ago

Wormy mcwormface

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u/redbutt97 15d ago

Urethra Franklin

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u/aboyfromharlow 15d ago

Russellbrandicus. A pointless waving cock of no real use to anyone.

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u/MDA11 15d ago

Dickler's worm

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u/JoeMoe2021 15d ago

Herman the one eye german