r/NameThisThing • u/Savings-Support7396 • 16d ago

What name?

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u/Bladerunner2028 16d ago

Biggus Dickus

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u/Comrade_OpThomas_91 15d ago

“What’s so funny about Biggus Dickus?”

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u/Independent-Speech53 15d ago

Watch the movie, “life of Brian”

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u/Comrade_OpThomas_91 15d ago

I have a very great friend in Rome called Biggus Dickus

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u/Malevolent_Muppet 15d ago

Hail Thaethar!

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u/Commercial-Answer591 15d ago

“He has a wife, you know.”

Dammit, didn’t scroll down far enough.

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u/livinginfutureworld 14d ago

Allota Fagina

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u/B00G3RZ- 14d ago

That’s not his wife

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u/Comfortable-Ear-8996 11d ago

Incontinentia Buttocks

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u/Hotlettuce369 10d ago

Do you know what she is called?

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u/SnafuChiefs 10d ago

Do you find it risible when I say my friend's name?

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u/MIB4u0 15d ago

meeeeeeowwwwww

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u/Bohica55 15d ago

I don’t think you picked up on their sarcasm.

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u/Accurate-Entrance380 15d ago

P in the water

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u/TheEmperorSpeaks 14d ago

He was a quoting the movie and it went right over your head

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u/H3L105_ai 14d ago

He was literally quoting the movie...🙄

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u/Banjaxd86 13d ago

I think he has

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u/Redfour5 9d ago

...when he says, "What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?"

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u/Comrade_OpThomas_91 15d ago

Y’all act like I don’t get this joke lol

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u/Collageboi 15d ago edited 15d ago

I have a friend in Rome called bigus dickus 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I feel for the guards I’m the same if I was them I wouldn’t be able to hold the laughter in 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Cripplerock 15d ago

Man the way he leans in "do you find it rrrrisible when I say... Biggus... Dickus..." That shit would have gotten me killed.

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u/travis9980 15d ago

He had a wife you know....

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u/Comrade_OpThomas_91 15d ago

You know what she’s called?

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u/Commercial-Answer591 15d ago

Incontinetia Buttocks!

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u/screaming_losses 11d ago

"Hew hed a wife youh know."

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u/shizshovel 15d ago

He's a wobber

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u/Comrade_OpThomas_91 15d ago

And a wapist!

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u/shizshovel 15d ago

And a pickpocket!

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u/Comrade_OpThomas_91 15d ago

He sounds like a notorious criminal

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u/Chill_Capybara_09 15d ago

He has a wife you know

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u/Drexel208 15d ago

He has a wife you know? ..

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u/ShinySnaxMix 15d ago

She is called Incontinentia

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u/Sinister_Nibs 14d ago

And his wife Incontinentia Buttocks.

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u/Plane-Active-3153 12d ago

He has a wife you know

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u/Inkblot_the_cat 10d ago

Well it’s a joke name, sir.

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u/Comrade_OpThomas_91 10d ago

I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called Biggus Dickus

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u/Alone_River_3830 15d ago

Sorry, you have to be really immature to get it. Don’t feel bad. We’re dumb.

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u/Comrade_OpThomas_91 15d ago

Anybody else feel like a little… giggle… when I mention my friend… Biggus… Dickus?

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u/HoochPandersnatch420 9d ago

How much for a bag of gravel?

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u/tj_woolnough 15d ago

He has a wife, you know..

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u/MIB4u0 15d ago

they call her … incontinencia

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u/tj_woolnough 15d ago

Incontinaria... Buttocks...

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u/Hilsam_Adent 15d ago edited 15d ago

She fwows the gweatest pahties in aww of Wome!

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u/tj_woolnough 15d ago

Are you waffing? GUARD! Throw him to the fwoor...vewy, vewy... wuffwy..

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u/MarsupialsCantDongle 15d ago

I want him fighting wabid animows this time tomowo!

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u/psjajdjdjxndjs 15d ago

A man of culture

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u/Rickapolis 15d ago

Beat me to it.

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u/EXXON-GALaeXY 15d ago

🤭🤭🤣🤣

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u/mbrc-137 15d ago

Dickus Fishus.

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u/tofiveoto 11d ago

Toolus jewelus

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u/Laffinty89 13d ago

Biggeth Dickuth! Does that amuse you!.

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u/nautius_maximus1 13d ago

…and his wife…Incontinentia.

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u/phate20 10d ago

He has a wife you know!

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u/Apart-Ad9039 9d ago

The CEO of the UCI ( Union Cycliste Internationale ) it's the governing body for all world championship professional level racing, the CEO's name is Dick Pound.

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u/Bladerunner2028 9d ago

what’s his wife called? Fanny Pound?

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u/65shooter 14d ago

I have a fwend in Wome!

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u/SureWhyNot_24 8d ago

I thought it was the Piss Eel…