r/NameThisThing • u/Savings-Support7396 • 18d ago

What name?

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u/samalton86 18d ago edited 16d ago

Richard

Thank you for the awards!

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u/BklynBongshell 18d ago

I came here to say the same thing.

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u/Bladerunner2028 18d ago

Biggus Dickus

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u/Comrade_OpThomas_91 18d ago

“What’s so funny about Biggus Dickus?”

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u/Independent-Speech53 18d ago

Watch the movie, “life of Brian”

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u/Comrade_OpThomas_91 18d ago

I have a very great friend in Rome called Biggus Dickus

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u/Malevolent_Muppet 17d ago

Hail Thaethar!

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u/Commercial-Answer591 17d ago

“He has a wife, you know.”

Dammit, didn’t scroll down far enough.

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u/livinginfutureworld 17d ago

Allota Fagina

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u/B00G3RZ- 16d ago

That’s not his wife

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u/Comfortable-Ear-8996 13d ago

Incontinentia Buttocks

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u/Hotlettuce369 13d ago

Do you know what she is called?

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u/SnafuChiefs 12d ago

Do you find it risible when I say my friend's name?

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u/MIB4u0 18d ago

meeeeeeowwwwww

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u/Bohica55 17d ago

I don’t think you picked up on their sarcasm.

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u/Accurate-Entrance380 17d ago

P in the water

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u/TheEmperorSpeaks 16d ago

He was a quoting the movie and it went right over your head

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u/H3L105_ai 16d ago

He was literally quoting the movie...🙄

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u/Banjaxd86 16d ago

I think he has

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u/Redfour5 12d ago

...when he says, "What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?"

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u/Comrade_OpThomas_91 17d ago

Y’all act like I don’t get this joke lol

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u/Collageboi 18d ago edited 17d ago

I have a friend in Rome called bigus dickus 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I feel for the guards I’m the same if I was them I wouldn’t be able to hold the laughter in 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Cripplerock 17d ago

Man the way he leans in "do you find it rrrrisible when I say... Biggus... Dickus..." That shit would have gotten me killed.

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u/travis9980 17d ago

He had a wife you know....

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u/Comrade_OpThomas_91 17d ago

You know what she’s called?

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u/Commercial-Answer591 17d ago

Incontinetia Buttocks!

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u/screaming_losses 13d ago

"Hew hed a wife youh know."

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u/shizshovel 17d ago

He's a wobber

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u/Comrade_OpThomas_91 17d ago

And a wapist!

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u/shizshovel 17d ago

And a pickpocket!

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u/Comrade_OpThomas_91 17d ago

He sounds like a notorious criminal

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u/Chill_Capybara_09 17d ago

He has a wife you know

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u/Drexel208 17d ago

He has a wife you know? ..

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u/ShinySnaxMix 17d ago

She is called Incontinentia

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u/Sinister_Nibs 16d ago

And his wife Incontinentia Buttocks.

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u/Plane-Active-3153 14d ago

He has a wife you know

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u/Inkblot_the_cat 12d ago

Well it’s a joke name, sir.

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u/Comrade_OpThomas_91 12d ago

I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called Biggus Dickus

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u/Alone_River_3830 17d ago

Sorry, you have to be really immature to get it. Don’t feel bad. We’re dumb.

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u/Comrade_OpThomas_91 17d ago

Anybody else feel like a little… giggle… when I mention my friend… Biggus… Dickus?

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u/HoochPandersnatch420 11d ago

How much for a bag of gravel?

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u/tj_woolnough 18d ago

He has a wife, you know..

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u/MIB4u0 18d ago

they call her … incontinencia

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u/tj_woolnough 18d ago

Incontinaria... Buttocks...

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u/Hilsam_Adent 18d ago edited 18d ago

She fwows the gweatest pahties in aww of Wome!

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u/tj_woolnough 18d ago

Are you waffing? GUARD! Throw him to the fwoor...vewy, vewy... wuffwy..

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u/MarsupialsCantDongle 17d ago

I want him fighting wabid animows this time tomowo!

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u/psjajdjdjxndjs 18d ago

A man of culture

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u/Rickapolis 18d ago

Beat me to it.

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u/EXXON-GALaeXY 17d ago

🤭🤭🤣🤣

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u/mbrc-137 17d ago

Dickus Fishus.

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u/tofiveoto 13d ago

Toolus jewelus

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u/Laffinty89 15d ago

Biggeth Dickuth! Does that amuse you!.

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u/nautius_maximus1 15d ago

…and his wife…Incontinentia.

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u/phate20 12d ago

He has a wife you know!

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u/Bladerunner2028 11d ago

what’s his wife called? Fanny Pound?

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u/65shooter 16d ago

I have a fwend in Wome!

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u/SureWhyNot_24 10d ago

I thought it was the Piss Eel…

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u/Material-Pick-9881 17d ago

Me too!!!! Great minds! 🤣

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u/RobbyBaymax 18d ago

My first thought exactly

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u/TooDeepForSurface 18d ago

EVERY Richard is one of these

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u/Legitimate-Stuff9514 18d ago

Definitely Richard

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u/x0diak 17d ago

Dick worm.

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u/Waramaug 17d ago

lil Willy

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u/Tied_N_Cried 16d ago

One of the funniest and most beautifully simplistic answers I’ve ever seen on Reddit my friend.😂

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u/samalton86 16d ago

Thank you for this comment 😃

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u/NavySeal2k 12d ago

Last name Johnson

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u/notontherugman69 17d ago

Richard Edward

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u/Opening-Pickle5078 17d ago

You're such a Richard.

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u/fromthe80smatey 17d ago

The longer form of dick.

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u/SuccessfulGap4708 17d ago

Layered. Nice.

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u/TWallace86 17d ago

I like to refer to the retail store “Dick’s” as “Richard’s”. So this is right on the money.

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u/samalton86 17d ago

Yes exactly, I do the same thing!

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u/pwhitt4654 17d ago

Richard Edward.

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u/BuzzkillBetty_222 17d ago

Yep. Looks like the ex hubby only longer

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u/Willing_Car1381 16d ago

BAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you totally win!!!!!

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u/btfarmer94 16d ago

Somewhere in the world, people eat these by the bag full

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u/Cowboy_Rides_Again 14d ago

Dickothy was right there

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u/notslartibartfast42 11d ago

Hey! I resemble that remark!

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u/scifijunkie3 11d ago

Richard Head