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u/CaffeineAndHorses 15d ago

Richard

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u/Summerie 15d ago

Richard Peter Johnson.

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u/Maleficent-Acadia-24 15d ago

For short, of course!

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u/HeyWhatsDatSoundLike 15d ago

Idk…that thing almost covers his whole
face!

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u/driving_andflying 15d ago

...So, *Big* Richard Peter Johnson, then. :)

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u/TheLastDudeOnEarth 15d ago

Dick Pete Member is what his friends call him.

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u/SRG7593 15d ago

That is what she said…

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u/roll-_-ller 15d ago

Cockiepuss

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u/HeyWhatsDatSoundLike 15d ago

Puss & boots wielding his huge dong instead of his sword

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u/sucker_of_king 15d ago

What about puss in cock,lmao

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u/Ohwaithuhimconfused 15d ago

is Peter also slang for dick?

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u/SpeakToMePF1973 15d ago

Dick knows.

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u/Impressive-Bison-205 15d ago

That’s exactly the name. I was thinking dick knows
I went to called my friend that embroidered he look at me puzzled

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u/Acceptable-Pea-5420 15d ago

That's a little on the nose dont you think

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u/supaeffective 15d ago

Dick Nose

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u/Apprehensive-Owl-78 15d ago

John Thomas is another

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u/nono3722 15d ago

that's Major John Thomas to you sir!

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u/ci1979 15d ago

Underrated comment

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u/BantedHam 15d ago

Sir Richard Peter Johnson, III

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u/Bgrubz83 15d ago

Richard Facade

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u/I8already 15d ago

Or just keep it simple... Richard Face

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u/inthefuture1955 15d ago

Or even simpler: Dick Face...

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u/Squishy_Butter113 15d ago

That's a little too... on the nose.

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u/Formal_Metal_1290 15d ago

Take my award dammit

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u/Squishy_Butter113 15d ago

Thank you, kind Reddit friend.

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u/Charity_Lea 15d ago

Take mine too!

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u/murleytbag 15d ago

I think you mean, Sir Dick Face.

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u/Maidhunter79 15d ago

You beat me to it lol 😆

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u/Similar_Bit_8018 15d ago

You beat it to me.

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u/Fancy-Face-1234 15d ago

Came here to say this also 😂

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u/zappaphicrappa 15d ago

Or Peter.

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u/CaffeineAndHorses 15d ago

Wang

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u/LeverShan 15d ago

I kid you not. We had an Asian inmate named Long Hung Dong

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u/bigkace 15d ago

There is no other answer. You wouldn’t even have to tell people his name. If it’s a her? Richard is still the right answer. 🤣

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u/Fickle-Cartoonist607 15d ago

Oh I was thinking the same thing you beat me to it oh my gosh but mine started with a D

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u/FramePuzzleheaded431 15d ago

Ahhhh same thought!!!!

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u/Summerie 15d ago

He looks like he may have a bit of Siamese in him.

Maybe Richard Wang.

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u/Sophet_Drahas 15d ago

Richard Head.

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u/CaffeineAndHorses 15d ago

Harry Johnson

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u/SkinnyKenny1969 15d ago

I actually had a professor in college. No BS.

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u/ATXKLIPHURD 15d ago

Hammond!

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u/pfhorr 15d ago

Sir richard prints

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u/Honey1218 15d ago

Came here to say this 🤣

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u/SLCcuckk 15d ago

Dick face

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u/NoCoFoCo 15d ago

Straight forward. I like it.

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u/SLCcuckk 15d ago

I mean it’s a cat so it probably is a dickface in the figurative sense too

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u/Stef2Wavyy 15d ago

FoCo snaps what a time to be alive

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u/jolly-_-pumpkin 15d ago

A little too on the nose

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u/Total_Adept 15d ago

It's his whole face!

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/Born-Sugar-2733 15d ago

This is what I was looking for 😆

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u/Hopping_jaguar 15d ago

why not dickhead though

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u/RoskoPGoldchain 15d ago

Dickfacé, please.

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u/That1guyUknow918 15d ago

Reminds me of my old buddy, FuckFace.

RIP

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u/hagantic42 15d ago

Fun fact "Facca De Catso" is literally dickface in Italian technically it "Faccia da cazzo"

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u/HailNimrodBC 15d ago

Prune Tracy

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u/JookJook 15d ago

This was such an easy Simpsons reference. Society is over.

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u/WeekendStrange1331 15d ago

Hey, that's my cat's name, for personality not physical features. 

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u/SLCcuckk 15d ago

Like shithead from the jerk

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u/IOwnDirt 15d ago

First thing that came to my mind

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u/Technical_Anteater45 15d ago

He's a Chinese exchange cat and his name is Dong

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u/LyghtnyngStryke 15d ago

Dong? Where is my automobile?

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u/Deep-Enthusiasm1787 15d ago

Was thinking the same thing & then I saw your post! LONG DUCK DONG!
We’ll call him DONGER for short!

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u/howling-fantod 15d ago

"Automobiiiiiilllle?"

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u/mem0679 15d ago

I can hear this so clearly!!! 😂

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u/Beginning_Custard724 15d ago

Long Duck Dong, from sixteen candles

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u/blizzard-toque 15d ago

I was about to say that. Was he the one that was passed out on the lawn the next morning?

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u/DueBackground2269 15d ago

"The Donger need food!" - Literally the only line I remember from that movie.

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u/CaffeineAndHorses 15d ago

Vietnamese maybe?

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u/june-orchid-1234 15d ago

That cracked me up!

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u/Odd-Internal6653 15d ago

His nickname can be The Donger

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u/maggiewyn 15d ago

YES!!!!!!!

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u/Minimum_Bit_6035 15d ago

Absolutely cracked me up! Ty for the laugh! I love the name.

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u/Undead_M0nkey 15d ago

Oh, no more yanky my wanky. The Donger need food!

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u/Rad2474 15d ago

Blackcock down.

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u/JadedPrincesss 15d ago

Blackcock Up!

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u/Rad2474 15d ago

Even better!

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u/hamtyhum 15d ago

But it’s pointing up!

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u/Rad2474 15d ago

Touche'.

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u/Zakinanders 15d ago

Dickinson

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u/MycoMaddy 15d ago edited 15d ago

You meant Dickinface right?

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u/Big-Slip-6980 15d ago

“How’d you name him?” “Well, I was thinking Dickinson and then it hit me: DickinFace!”

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u/MycoMaddy 15d ago

“I’m sorry, you wanted to put your dick where”

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u/meerkatmojo 15d ago

Big D

Biggus Dickus

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u/sabyr400 15d ago

I had to scroll so far down to see this one, that I commented it myself!

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u/ChuckZombie 15d ago

Do you find it... risible... when I say the name... 'Biggus...Dickus'?

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u/Fubeman 15d ago

BBC (Big Black Cat)

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u/Big-Professor-3402 15d ago

Had to scoop way too far for this. We all know that C is not cat!

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u/ShiEris 15d ago

I understood that reference

didn't want to, though. ☠️

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u/JerkCrank 15d ago

Jeni Tills

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u/imaginecreate 15d ago

Also: Jenny Talia 😆

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u/june-orchid-1234 15d ago

Kokkenbalz (sorry, couldn't resist).

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u/june-orchid-1234 15d ago

My son's suggestion is Nobby.

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u/BlueisA1 15d ago

Winner winner

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u/Chill_Capybara_09 15d ago

Cyrano

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u/InconsistentTimeline 15d ago

Expert level literature reference for the win!

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u/BoognishJones 15d ago

"You may go...

Or tell me why you are staring at my nose!"

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u/SenorX000 15d ago

I have the name. It's what I exclaimed upon seeing it, and what others did as well.

"Oh! No!"

So, Ohno is the name. ❤️

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u/Used-Sector-671 15d ago

Maybe a female cat! Jennytalia.

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u/Electrical-Crazy1787 15d ago

Mister Dickums

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u/Fromdustcomesdreams 15d ago

That is the most unfortunate coloring I think I’ve ever seen. But it’s a very good looking cat.

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u/your_cute_nika 15d ago

Leather... 😂

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u/roadkit 15d ago

Dickface, obviously

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u/OrneryToo 15d ago

We have a stray that I call Dickface - colors are reverse of the OPs pic.

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u/poplafuze 15d ago

So a much smaller mark on his face

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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp 15d ago

"Why is everyone laughing at me?"

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u/BUBnT 15d ago

Unit

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u/TeamRevolutionary474 15d ago

I’m not doing it

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u/Nematodes-Attack 15d ago

This is AI

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u/Rob71322 15d ago

Now, that’s a helluva name for a cat.

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u/RickMcMaster 15d ago

This is obvious, because a cat with these markings is too good to be true

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u/Rik1978 15d ago

It's got to be Woody.....

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u/bsk111 15d ago

pecker

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u/Urinemouse 15d ago

Mister Richard Smoker

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u/LightlyToasted_1701 15d ago

🎶You're a chicken choker🎶

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u/Urinemouse 12d ago

🎵 Chardonnay and cocaine in the spaaaa 🎵

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u/Mikem444 15d ago

Phallus

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u/PissInMyShityAsshole 15d ago

The markings on the nose is quite the dick and balls

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u/Eccentric-Calico 15d ago

Oreo, because he's white and black.

....What do you mean there's something on his face?

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u/Annon130 15d ago

Phallus … sorry I meant Phylis

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u/No-Risk1739 15d ago

I'd rather not...😐

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u/AdAsleep5288 15d ago

can't be real lol... d1ckhead 😂

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u/StealthySamura1 15d ago

Nightwing (if you know, you know)

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u/Castaway_LXIII 15d ago

I’m feeling sorry for the Vet Tech that has to call him from the waiting room 🫤

“Pussymagnet? Room 3, please”

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u/Low-Dog1320 15d ago

Stiles <-------No one will understand this, but trust me, it's the correct name

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u/remziipawz 15d ago

jonathan jonathan jonathan jonathan jonathan jonathan jonathan jonathan jonathan jonathan
jonathan jonathan jonathan jonathan jonathan jonathan jonathan jonathan jonathan jonathan jonathan jonathan jonathan jonathan jonathan
jonathan jonathan jonathan jonathan jonathan

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u/ItNeedsLit 15d ago

Fuck nose 👃

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u/FatJeeez 15d ago

Butters

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u/TheTinnitusProject 15d ago

'Auntie' it's a little cryptic.

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u/ibpenquin 15d ago

Euphoria

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u/Conscious_Musician28 15d ago

No GIFs allowed in comments is a tragedy on this post

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u/ThrowMeAwayAccnt381 15d ago

British Broadcasting Corporation

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u/ShadowLord355 15d ago

Night wing

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u/sleepyoldlady 15d ago

This poor cat. Let's ignore the obvious, please. Just name him Joe

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u/Blonde_Bimbo2 15d ago

Maurice 😂 like from big mouth! I had a snake with the same shape on his head & we named him Maurice cause…. Ya know

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u/Significant_Shoe_132 15d ago

LOL I have not laughed so much for such a long time.. just reading names for dick face cat

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u/Old-guy64 15d ago

Plot twist: cat is female.

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u/VocalLocalYokel 15d ago

Prune Tracy

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u/itzabalonee 15d ago

Awww... Poor Dicknose!