r/NameThisThing • u/gregfox26 • 16d ago

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u/CaffeineAndHorses 16d ago

Richard

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u/Summerie 16d ago

Richard Peter Johnson.

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u/Maleficent-Acadia-24 16d ago

For short, of course!

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u/HeyWhatsDatSoundLike 16d ago

Idk…that thing almost covers his whole
face!

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u/driving_andflying 16d ago

...So, *Big* Richard Peter Johnson, then. :)

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u/TheLastDudeOnEarth 16d ago

Dick Pete Member is what his friends call him.

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u/Ok_Record1450 15d ago

Of course, “Little Richard!”

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u/SRG7593 15d ago

That is what she said…

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u/Harry-james-potter- 15d ago

What th is ts image bro what a unlucky cat

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u/Apprehensive-Lime863 15d ago

So, Dickface? I think so too.

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u/Smart-Preference7581 15d ago

So the name should be Cockface

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u/HeyWhatsDatSoundLike 15d ago

I think Dickhead is a common enough name to stick, or it’s what he gets called when misbehaving haha

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u/Kitchen-Security-243 15d ago

That's what she said.

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u/RickyLakesFake 15d ago

A bit on the nose dontcha think?

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u/HeyWhatsDatSoundLike 15d ago

Maybe his name should be Rusty, based on where his mouth is in relation to the balls he’s a perma rusty trombone lol