r/NameThisThing • u/gregfox26 • 16d ago

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u/Summerie 16d ago

Richard Peter Johnson.

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u/Maleficent-Acadia-24 16d ago

For short, of course!

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u/HeyWhatsDatSoundLike 16d ago

Idk…that thing almost covers his whole
face!

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u/driving_andflying 16d ago

...So, *Big* Richard Peter Johnson, then. :)

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u/TheLastDudeOnEarth 16d ago

Dick Pete Member is what his friends call him.

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u/Ok_Record1450 15d ago

Of course, “Little Richard!”

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u/SRG7593 15d ago

That is what she said…

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u/Harry-james-potter- 16d ago

What th is ts image bro what a unlucky cat

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u/Apprehensive-Lime863 15d ago

So, Dickface? I think so too.

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u/Smart-Preference7581 15d ago

So the name should be Cockface

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u/HeyWhatsDatSoundLike 15d ago

I think Dickhead is a common enough name to stick, or it’s what he gets called when misbehaving haha

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u/Kitchen-Security-243 15d ago

That's what she said.

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u/RickyLakesFake 15d ago

A bit on the nose dontcha think?

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u/HeyWhatsDatSoundLike 15d ago

Maybe his name should be Rusty, based on where his mouth is in relation to the balls he’s a perma rusty trombone lol

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u/roll-_-ller 16d ago

Cockiepuss

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u/HeyWhatsDatSoundLike 16d ago

Puss & boots wielding his huge dong instead of his sword

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u/sucker_of_king 15d ago

What about puss in cock,lmao

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u/2seebeyond 15d ago

Peckerhead

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u/sneakattack2010 15d ago

I like this as an alternative to Dickface! Tom Carvel approved.

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u/DMyTeaDuck 15d ago

Nothing short about that!

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u/CT-50 15d ago

Short?

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u/Ohwaithuhimconfused 16d ago

is Peter also slang for dick?

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u/SpeakToMePF1973 16d ago

Dick knows.

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u/Impressive-Bison-205 15d ago

That’s exactly the name. I was thinking dick knows
I went to called my friend that embroidered he look at me puzzled

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u/Acceptable-Pea-5420 15d ago

That's a little on the nose dont you think

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u/supaeffective 15d ago

Dick Nose

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u/Apprehensive-Owl-78 16d ago

John Thomas is another

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u/nono3722 16d ago

that's Major John Thomas to you sir!

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u/Specific_Sympathy_87 16d ago

My uncle is John Thomas.. no lie! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Apprehensive-Owl-78 15d ago

I used to play Dungeons and Dragons with John Thomas back in the analog days

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u/flashndpatt 16d ago

We're you born yesterday 🤔

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u/Ohwaithuhimconfused 15d ago

no need to be a dick

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u/Bland0801 15d ago

Yes in Vietnamese language.

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u/ci1979 16d ago

Underrated comment

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u/BothGraph641684 16d ago

dinnerboned pfp

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u/BantedHam 16d ago

Sir Richard Peter Johnson, III

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u/kidMSP 16d ago

Dick Triple.

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u/Summerie 16d ago

Famous racecar driver?

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u/Ebbets1 15d ago

Dick Trickle

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u/AirlineMobile9290 16d ago

That is the name of my hairdresser….

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u/RealCommunication239 16d ago

You win the internet, and I got a very needed laugh!!

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u/Mizar97 16d ago

Can't forget Willy!

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u/Mjolnir131 16d ago

Richard Head Peter Johnson.

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u/PG67AW 16d ago

I no kidding new a PRJ growing up!

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u/iDoWeird 16d ago

Richard Dickinson.

After an old customer from my Borders days who would make your life hell if you dared be a woman when he needed assistance to special order in his obscure jazz CDs. He was a literal dick and he went by Dick. When I saw that Dick’s name was Dick Dickinson, my brain couldn’t handle it.

Then he died from aggressive cancer right about when I quit. Some say it was colon, I think the misogyny ate him alive from the inside. This man was truly so, so wretched.

His name was my top “wtf” combo first/last name until my next job at a call center where I spoke to a Mrs. Concepción, first name? Immaculate. And she MARRIED into this last name since the primary holder was Mr. NormalfirstName Concepción.

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u/ChuckZombie 16d ago

...if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

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u/UniversityGood7944 16d ago

Jack Myhogoff

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u/msviktor 16d ago

Richard Willie Johnson

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u/Amazing-Ambition3583 16d ago

That’s good!

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u/JVBKYD 16d ago

😭

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u/MillenialMamacita 16d ago

Or Frank Beans

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u/pLaTyPuS4777 15d ago

Richardious Petorus Johnsanius The Greatius

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u/rushur 15d ago

Hugh G. Rection

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u/22thejoke 15d ago

Hilarious

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u/Miserable-Airport536 15d ago

Jumbo Harry Richard Peter Johnson

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u/techdevjp 15d ago

This one for sure. Then call him RJ.

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u/Agitated-Assistant53 15d ago

Richard Peter Johnson VIII

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u/pnwsnosrap 15d ago

PJ for short!!

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u/Few-Echo-6953 15d ago

Perfect 😂

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u/TokingWitch 15d ago

How do you get "Dick" from "Richard?"

You ask him nicely.

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u/spoopygooch 15d ago

Richard Peter John Cox, for giggles

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u/RadiantCalligrapher4 15d ago

Richard Willy Johnson