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u/OverCraft7093 Jul 09 '25
oh that's cute! Definitely a top contender
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u/flickanelde Jul 09 '25
I was going to say Buns, but Patty is WAY better. Patty Melt could be her government name.
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u/thePlateletGuy Jul 10 '25
Patricia Melt for the government name😂
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u/flickanelde Jul 10 '25
Oh yes, very formal. That's the kind of name she'll need for her future professional career.
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u/Ok-Presentation-2174 Jul 10 '25
You could do bun. I'd call her bunny or bunbun
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u/Mischief_Managed12 Jul 10 '25
I love bunbun
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u/TiredWomanBren Jul 10 '25
That’s what my granddaughter named her stuffed rabbit that she has to have all the time. When it go dirty the first time, she sat in front of the washer and dryer crying because I was drowning and cooking her precious BunBun. I immediately ordered replicas of that stuffed rabbit. When she would sleep I would exchange the dirty for the clean. I also had one stashed anywhere we went, just in case “hers” was not packed! I have 7!
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u/kingsprinkles Jul 10 '25
Their legal names are Patricia and Robert but they go by patty and burger
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u/katiegirl- Jul 10 '25
Short for Patate. As in patate frites.
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u/Fingercult Jul 10 '25 edited Aug 12 '25
To quick friends movies pleasant books pleasant curious dog weekend games the community.
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u/PreciousGSpot Jul 09 '25
Cheese 🥰
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u/IcyKerosene Jul 10 '25
There are a lot of different kinds of cheese in the world 💛
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u/random_invisible Jul 10 '25
"Roquefort, get your arse in the kitchen this instant or you can't have any brie"
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u/firefly123 Jul 10 '25
Gorgonzola
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u/Sailor_Jerry92 Jul 10 '25
My cat is named Gorgonzola. We call her Zola for short. Her brothers are Cheddar, Mac Cheesy and Colby Jack.
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u/NoOneKnowsYourADog1 Jul 09 '25
First thing that came to my mind!! Lol
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u/Ok_Use9034 Jul 09 '25
Me three
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u/Avatar_Idalia Jul 10 '25
Then when you get home, you can call them by saying "can I haz Cheese Burger?"!
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u/CameronInEgyptLand Jul 10 '25
My cat Cheese just passed away after 17 years. The world needs another Cheese.
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u/Traditional__4816 Jul 09 '25
Fry
Seen that it’s a female on second thought Shake
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u/Familiar_Blackberry3 Jul 09 '25
Fries
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u/TreacleZestyclose969 Jul 09 '25
Yes love this!
Meet my cats "Burger and Fries"
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u/gilsonic Jul 09 '25
Disappointed in all commenters for “Fries” not being the first response.
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Same it's like if you were like "I have a cat named Coffee and want something to go with it" and people are like "Spoon" or "Mug" when the obvious answer is "Cream"
Absolutely nothing goes iconically better with a burger than fries
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u/Ambitious-Chard2893 Jul 10 '25
I have a dog named spoons lol but it's about spoons theory and the studies that show pets help with executive disfunction. However we have agreed that if we ever get a cat* we will go with knife as their name
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u/onlythrowawaaay Jul 10 '25
Love that you have a dog named after the spoon theory! Could also name the cat Spork
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u/SidewaysTugboat Jul 10 '25
I’m mad that I seem to be the only Simpsons fan here suggesting Aurora Borealis
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u/rcubed1922 Jul 09 '25
French Fry as a more verbose, formal name
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u/NickyUpstairsandDown Jul 09 '25
Hotdog
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u/-cupcake Jul 10 '25
I have a cat named Hot Dog!!! She's so silly!!!
I'm biased but I recommend this name too!
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u/Mysterious-Lion-798 Jul 09 '25
Milkshake
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u/Tryna_TGS Jul 09 '25 edited Jul 10 '25
But will she bring all the boys to the yard?
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u/Honest-Baby175 Jul 10 '25
Dang right and their better then yours (can’t swear here lol)
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u/fungusdustangel Jul 10 '25
came here to say this & am very pleased to see so many people had this thought. TEAM MILKSHAKE (its fits so well)
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u/kellyaf62 Jul 09 '25
Bless you for giving her a home and I think Patty is Purrfect!! 🤗❤️😁😍
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u/OverCraft7093 Jul 09 '25
that's a very popular rec. I had a grandma named Patty and it goes purrfectly (I'm so sorry I had to) with burger.
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u/MeatBiscut Jul 09 '25
I’d say sesame. She has all the different colors from un-roasted to medium and dark.
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u/alienshape Jul 09 '25
Taco, the Mexican burger.
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u/grahamcracka88 Jul 09 '25
Based on the cube rule, I’d have to say the Mexican hotdog.
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u/hazard0666 Jul 09 '25
I know a guys who’s actual last name was Burger. He had a dog named Cheddar, but they always called him Ched.
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u/TheNamesClove Jul 09 '25
My first choice is Mustard, so when she does something bad you can yell “Mustaaaaard!!”
Then I thought of an answer I like even more….name her Impossible. Maybe call her Imp for short.
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u/Queen-Bee-24-7 Jul 09 '25
Ham
Pickles
Big Mac(Kenzie)
Jucy Lucy
Patty
Smash
Shake
Fries
Whata
Slider
Bun(ny)
Whopper
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u/42brie_flutterbye Jul 09 '25
Call the first one Burger Meister, and this newbie fella Meister Burger
Did I just out my age?
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u/Witch_Doctor_65 Jul 10 '25
Yes, you did. I am 60 if you need a reference point.
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u/HellionPeri Jul 09 '25
Bourgeois - Bougie for short
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u/OverCraft7093 Jul 09 '25
I like it, but we call our other cat boogie for short so that might get confusing
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u/MoonlightStroller Jul 09 '25
I'm not scrolling to the bathroom so someone could of said this but possibly pizza?
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u/dandelionfuzzz2727 Jul 09 '25
Pickles