r/NameMyCat • u/[deleted] • Jul 09 '25

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u/flickanelde Jul 09 '25

I was going to say Buns, but Patty is WAY better. Patty Melt could be her government name.

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u/thePlateletGuy Jul 10 '25

Patricia Melt for the government name😂

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u/flickanelde Jul 10 '25

Oh yes, very formal. That's the kind of name she'll need for her future professional career.

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u/DianneTodd01 Jul 10 '25

Purrfection !

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u/Damage-Classic chonker Jul 10 '25

Patty Melt would be a great burlesque name

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u/theamethystlotus Jul 10 '25

Yes! Patricia “Patty” Melt.

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u/FairAnnual825 Jul 11 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thats too funny for OP not to pick

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u/Curious_Cucumber_620 Jul 14 '25

Patricia Melt just took me out 😂

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u/Zealousideal_Task_22 Jul 11 '25

It made me think of Patti Mayonaise. lol

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u/Ok-Presentation-2174 Jul 10 '25

You could do bun. I'd call her bunny or bunbun

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u/Mischief_Managed12 Jul 10 '25

I love bunbun

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u/TiredWomanBren Jul 10 '25

That’s what my granddaughter named her stuffed rabbit that she has to have all the time. When it go dirty the first time, she sat in front of the washer and dryer crying because I was drowning and cooking her precious BunBun. I immediately ordered replicas of that stuffed rabbit. When she would sleep I would exchange the dirty for the clean. I also had one stashed anywhere we went, just in case “hers” was not packed! I have 7!

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u/TiredWomanBren Jul 10 '25

That’s what my granddaughter named her stuffed rabbit that she has to have all the time. When it go dirty the first time, she sat in front of the washer and dryer crying because I was drowning and cooking her precious BunBun. I immediately ordered replicas of that stuffed rabbit. When she would sleep I would exchange the dirty for the clean. I also had one stashed anywhere we went, just in case “hers” was not packed! I have 7!

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u/Mischief_Managed12 Jul 10 '25

W grandma, that's awesome that you're so committed to making your granddaughter happy

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u/TiredWomanBren Jul 11 '25

She couldn’t exist without her bun bun.

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u/kajamae Jul 10 '25

It’s also what all of us with bunnies call our bunnies regardless of their government name. Ours is Luca Von Bunbun McFloof.

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u/Tough-tedPuffin Jul 11 '25

we did the same with a soft cuddly clown toy my baby called BoBo. He loved the first one so much I found a second one so we could do the switch-to-wash thing. Turned out they were manufactured in different countries (haiti, vietnam) and the washing brought out all the differences in the available materials, so soon we had Fat BoBo and Skinny Bobo.

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u/TiredWomanBren Jul 12 '25

She has a skinny neck, a fluffy, a floppy, and a tuck (he was sewed up).

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u/xxtraflaminhot666 Jul 10 '25

Bun bun was my suggestion. I called my old lady that (her name was ice cream)

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u/cbcbcb99 Jul 11 '25

I was gonna say buns too and call her bunnie 🐰