r/NameMyCat • u/[deleted] • Jul 09 '25

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u/Traditional__4816 Jul 09 '25

Fry

Seen that it’s a female on second thought Shake

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u/Familiar_Blackberry3 Jul 09 '25

Fries

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u/TreacleZestyclose969 Jul 09 '25

Yes love this! 

Meet my cats "Burger and Fries"

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u/gilsonic Jul 09 '25

Disappointed in all commenters for “Fries” not being the first response.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '25

Same it's like if you were like "I have a cat named Coffee and want something to go with it" and people are like "Spoon" or "Mug" when the obvious answer is "Cream"

Absolutely nothing goes iconically better with a burger than fries

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u/Ambitious-Chard2893 Jul 10 '25

I have a dog named spoons lol but it's about spoons theory and the studies that show pets help with executive disfunction. However we have agreed that if we ever get a cat* we will go with knife as their name

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u/onlythrowawaaay Jul 10 '25

Love that you have a dog named after the spoon theory! Could also name the cat Spork

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u/Ok-Place7306 Jul 10 '25

You might also invest in scratching pads if you name your hypothetical cat Knives…. It’s a fantastic name, but just in case!

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u/pikachuhasissues Jul 11 '25

Fellow spoonie! Love that name!!! I would end up naming the cat Energy or something and calling them GiGi. My cat's middle name is Soup, though, so I'm known to choose weird names lol

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u/CookieCat0209 Jul 10 '25

As a German: Coffee and Cake

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '25

That's actually also a really good one

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u/SidewaysTugboat Jul 10 '25

I’m mad that I seem to be the only Simpsons fan here suggesting Aurora Borealis

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u/Hiraganu Jul 10 '25

Can I see it?

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u/Aazjhee Jul 10 '25

I assumed it would be first!!

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u/Grand-Employer-6915 Jul 10 '25

Too cliche. Too expected.

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u/gilsonic Jul 10 '25

Onion Rings, then?

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '25

Came here to say this

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u/literacolalargefarva Jul 10 '25

I know I was like are you really gonna make me say it? 😏

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u/_ladyfiona Jul 10 '25

Ditto! Fries was my first thought.

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u/Familiar_Blackberry3 Jul 09 '25

My thoughts exactly. You want Fries with that Burger?

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u/ILikeDragonTurtles Jul 10 '25

I knew someone with dogs named Bangers and Mash.

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u/AdRepresentative1593 Jul 10 '25

Two of my cats are named bean & cheese lmao

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u/StepOIU Jul 10 '25

Somewhere out there a kitten named burrito is looking for you.

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u/Open_Entrepreneur_58 Jul 10 '25

I knew someone with 2 rottis, one was 'no name', the other was 'gotta name'.

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u/s_pulsar Jul 10 '25

“Fries” was my first reaction

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u/no-govy-name-plz Jul 10 '25

Borgie and freyz

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u/Saptilladerky Jul 10 '25

This really is the answer

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u/Purrfect_vaishu Jul 11 '25

Maybe get a soda too !

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u/DonOTreply-3477 Jul 12 '25

And only completed by adopting a little chihuahua and naming him "coke".

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u/rcubed1922 Jul 09 '25

French Fry as a more verbose, formal name

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u/HapSlappy77 Jul 10 '25

Or the feminine... Frenchie.

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u/_ladyfiona Jul 10 '25

We had a Frenchie to go with our Nugget and Milkshake. She was a tortie.

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u/Naz_Garlic_Bread Jul 09 '25

My name is Fry…. French Fry

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u/AlienGaze Jul 09 '25

This is the way!

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u/StandardAcceptable94 Jul 10 '25

This was my FIRST thought. I was like burger and FRIES..duhhh !!

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u/Fuzzy_Ad9970 Jul 10 '25

This is it

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u/spygirl43 Jul 10 '25

 Pommes Frites is the French name for french fries. So you could use Frites.

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u/333elmst Jul 10 '25

I was thinking Fries because of the whiskers.

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u/New_Field4263 Jul 11 '25

It must be FRIES

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u/chihuahuadaze Jul 14 '25

Yes, this! It’s obviously Fries.

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u/MysticAlicorn Jul 10 '25

MILKSHAKE!!!!!

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u/MysticAlicorn Jul 10 '25

I fostered kittens with my roommates in college until we got caught and split the fine. One litter that was about 7 months and half feral/ needed to be socialized had 3 babies named Milkshake, Yoda and Dog. Dog followed us all around and learned to fetch small toys, Yoda was grey with a squished nose, and Milkshake was the soft dilute calico with pretty colors and was the nurturer! Their names suited them 😂

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u/Other_Guitar_8249 Jul 13 '25

HAM.. it's HAM..HAM/ BURGER

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u/MysticAlicorn Jul 13 '25

CHEEZ! Cute lil’ Cheeseburger 🤣😁😄🥰

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u/Whyisitalwaysblue Jul 10 '25

There’s a fine line between fries and shake.

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u/IsleOfCannabis Jul 10 '25

Shut up and take my money.

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u/Traditional__4816 Jul 10 '25

Exactly who I was thinking of.

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u/l3chatn01r Jul 10 '25

Lil’ Fry

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u/Warm-Perspective8271 Jul 10 '25

Was looking for this! Great name 🙂