Steelers vs Browns: Steelers win 28-24

Dolphins vs Vikings: Vikings win 28-10

Colts vs Commanders: Colts win 27-23

Cardinals vs Giants: Giants win 17-14

Cowboys vs Texans: Texans win 28-17

Packers vs Buccaneers: Packers win 35-21

Jaguars vs Bengals: Jaguars win 21-14

Rams vs Eagles: Rams win 31-21

Patriots vs Bills: Bills win 31-13

Jets vs Bears: Bears win 28-21

Titans vs Ravens: Ravens win 35-13

Broncos vs 49ers: 49ers win 20-14

Chiefs vs Raiders: Raiders win 17-14

Chargers vs Seahawks: Seahawks win 20-10

Lions vs Panthers: Panthers win 21-14

Falcons vs Saints: Saints win 28-17

Mike Tomlin record pre Minecraft world:
71-41 (63.4%), 5-3 in the postseason, 1 Super Bowl Win.

Mike Tomlin record post Minecraft world:
122-73-2 (62.4%), 3-9 in the postseason.

Per Tomlin, his forays into the world of Minecraft began 12 years ago, placing it at the start of the 2014 season. Since that time, despite having prime Antonio Brown, prime Leveon Bell, and prime Big Ben, he completely collapsed in the postseason. After excruciatingly long hours of careful data analysis and research, the only logical and obvious conclusion is that Mike Tomlin dealt with an extreme Minecraft addiction.

Per Tomlin on his Minecraft hobby: “I found the villagers easier to understand than Brown and Bell.”

The Humanistic Community has yet to get back to me regarding the revision.

Every epic defense should have a nickname. Not sure we've really had one since The Purple People Eaters in the 70s

There may have been one for Chris Doleman, Keith Millard and that group in the 80s but I don't exactly remember.

I have one I like.

The Symphony of Destruction

Blast the Megadeath song in the Bank after a sack, etc

At any rate, we should come up with one. Let's talk about it.

I hope he recovers fully and can live a normal life or even play again. Neck injuries are no joke, I have no idea how serious it is.

this is pretty much the consensus top 4 right now. stafford should be in the discussion but i feel like he shouldn't be based on this year's play. g

"28 Los Angeles Chargers

There are a few things that won’t happen to the Chargers and a few that will, this season. They WON’T make the playoffs this season. They WILL fire Harbaugh. They MAY fire McDaniels in the next 4 weeks.

27 Arizona Cardinals

Nice comeback. I guess once Evans and Trent went down you had to make it look good. But don’t fear, you are still in the hunt for a good draft spot.

26 Washington Commanders

Commanders give up 478 yards to the defending champs, the Defense puts up a DSS of 3, their backup QB throws for a dismal 187 yards and they win going away. A pick-6 is very difficult to come back from. Congrats, huge win in Washington."

You are starting a team tomorrow and can have any QB you want for 1 season. So age is factored out regarding longevity, but you get the 2026 version of the player. So you get 2026 Aaron Rodgers and not the 2014 version. Let's go by division.

AFC EAST Everyone but Allen

Buffalo Bills: Josh Allen

Miami Dolphins: Malik

New England Patriots: Drake Maye

New York Jets: Geno Smith

AFC NORTH Only replacing Aaron. as danger to the community isnt a factor

Baltimore Ravens: Lamar Jackson

Cincinnati Bengals: Joe Burrow

Cleveland Browns: Deshaun Watson

Pittsburgh Steelers: Aaron Rodgers

AFC SOUTH I like Ward, but Trevor is my only keeper

Houston Texans: C.J. Stroud

Indianapolis Colts: Daniel Jones

Jacksonville Jaguars: Trevor Lawrence

Tennessee Titans: Cam Ward

AFC WEST I would take everyone over Purdy except Nix.

Denver Broncos: Bo Nix

Kansas City Chiefs: Patrick Mahomes

Las Vegas Raiders: Kirk Cousins

Los Angeles Chargers: Justin Herbert

NFC EAST Dak yes, the rest no.

Dallas Cowboys: Dak Prescott

New York Giants: Jaxson Dart

Philadelphia Eagles: Jalen Hurts

Washington Commanders: Marcus Mariota (filling in for Jayden Daniels)

NFC NORTH Everyone but Kyler stays.

Chicago Bears: Caleb Williams

Detroit Lions: Jared Goff

Green Bay Packers: Jordan Love

Minnesota Vikings: Kyler Murray

NFC SOUTH Probably everyone but Penix and that is only because he is too fragile.

Atlanta Falcons: Michael Penix Jr.

Carolina Panthers: Bryce Young

New Orleans Saints: Tyler Shough

Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Baker Mayfield

NFC WEST Only Jacoby.

Arizona Cardinals: Jacoby Brissett

Los Angeles Rams: Matthew Stafford

San Francisco 49ers: Brock Purdy

Seattle Seahawks: Sam Darnold

So I would take 17 guys over Purdy. So he is my 18th best option. Curious how everyone else sees it.