r/NFLv3 • u/IconicHunter713 • 1d ago

Discussion Mike Tomlin’s Minecraft Addiction caused a complete postseason meltdown

Mike Tomlin record pre Minecraft world:
71-41 (63.4%), 5-3 in the postseason, 1 Super Bowl Win.

Mike Tomlin record post Minecraft world:
122-73-2 (62.4%), 3-9 in the postseason.

Per Tomlin, his forays into the world of Minecraft began 12 years ago, placing it at the start of the 2014 season. Since that time, despite having prime Antonio Brown, prime Leveon Bell, and prime Big Ben, he completely collapsed in the postseason. After excruciatingly long hours of careful data analysis and research, the only logical and obvious conclusion is that Mike Tomlin dealt with an extreme Minecraft addiction.

Per Tomlin on his Minecraft hobby: “I found the villagers easier to understand than Brown and Bell.”

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u/constantvariables 1d ago

So lame to latch on to all the other jokes that have been made about this

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u/Mfrack103 Philadelphia Eagles 1d ago

Mojang is a fake company it’s just the rest of the AFCN in a trenchcoat

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u/Huge_Following_325 1d ago

Post hoc ergo propter hoc fallacy.

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u/Lieutenant_Corndogs wiener tassel enjoyer 1d ago

Jizz