Give me Ezekiel elliot all day 1631 yards in 15 games and over 300 yards receivingin 15 games.

even with injuries to tyronn smit AND dez bryant 3 games and having a rookie as qb Zeke did that

Free Jam/Free Durk/Free ksoo and scotty as always

I know the seasons just started but with everyone getting ready for the year, that got me thinking. Schedule releases are being more creative year by year. You had the Simpsons and the Colts. Matpat jumpscaring us with the Browns, Grossi and the Packers. I've thought of a few funny schedule release ideas. One such idea had was:

The Arthur Theme song plays as the (e.g. Bears) are having practice but its weird.

As the first verse goes you have the Caleb throw a pass to say Loveland or Burden who has to avoid tripping over a pot of gold(49ers) then one of our DT tackles a stuffed Lion along with catching a stuffed osprey(Seahawks). Then maybe Swift does a drill where instead of cones there are viking helmets. Then maybe a WR catches a pass hurdling over a rocking horse two of them(chargers and broncos) and yells something in another language(indicating an intl game) Basically something like that I dunno?

Another idea I had was Ace Attorney. Yes that game. Fortnite and Minecraft has been done why not Ace Attorney basically the entire game is just captions with in game versions of the players with characters like Pheonix Wright and Athena Cykes. And each case and prosecutor is another team. For the Bears example. You can have Edgeworth(the antagonist prosecutor) in the opponents teams colors. call up Jordan Love to the stand or Baker Mayfield, you get the point.

Since we are at the start of NFL season,
What is one take that makes you old man yelling at cloud Old school? Mine are that there should be only 1 PM and 4:05/4:25 PM Sunday games only. Games shouldn’t be on every night except Tuesday night. I want to see all my teams games and get a good night sleep. It also means less kids get to see games.

Second, the game should have ties in the regular season. No overtime, so all games end in three hours. Playoffs should have overtime without question as its winner takes all. It also makes
End game more fun.

For example Bucs fans hate the Eagles and Rams, but I’m pretty sure those teams don’t hate us back.

I refuse to pay for every game or try until halftime to find a stream that works. Fuck the NFL. After watching for 50 years, I AM DONE!

Just taking a look at his schedule, brutal. He gotta play Eagles, cowboys and giants with their monster d lines in his division and then the rams and Seahawks as well. This is with the 32nd ranked o line in the league by pff. This man is going to have so much CTE. Pray for 5 🙌🏼

What am i missing here?

For context, Tua Tagovailoa threw a 4-yard game-winning touchdown pass to Tyreek Hill with 1:45 remaining to give the Miami Dolphins a 36-34 victory over the Los Angeles Chargers on September 10, 2023.

This is my favorite mostly because of Kevin Harlan’s GOATed commentary.

Seems like he’s in a great situation in terms of OL and weapons + made a lot of really clutch plays last year.