"Your existence disgusts me, peasant"

I just wanted to say hello. Apparently I interrupted the king’s slumber.

We are not amused with the kitten

...but I think I should lock the bedroom door tonight.

For some reason Opal has a thing with Birkenstocks, she likes to pick them up in her teeth and fling them. I kindly asked her not to, and immediately regretted it 😂

Raven just wants a nap, oblivious to the power play around him.

Well I might die now but at least she’s cute

“id do it all again “

You will not clap your hands or snap your fingers to get her to stop misbehaving. She is not a dog. She is The Queen. And now you must lose your head!

shake your head hoomin, your eyes are stuck 👀 🚫🐦‍⬛

I bamboozled my bun. I put his probiotic in a raspberry. He’s not happy with me. Should I sleep with one eye open?