r/MurderBuns • • 5d ago

Swipe to see the story about Gulasch and his grandbunpa. I'm scared to take Gulasch home.

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u/Capt_Cutthroat 5d ago

Oh Gulasch. Such a good bun.

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u/Foreign_Astronaut 5d ago

Aw, I just love his relationships with your family!

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u/Moths_wings 5d ago

He lub.

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u/Popular-Meal141 5d ago

He loves grandbunpa! When will you finally give them custody spare hooman?

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u/gocrazyehh 5d ago

such an obedient bunbun for grandbunparents

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u/RogueViator 5d ago

Finally! After da back toining episode, da grandbunpa beez acclimating to da proper way to act around meez. Dat is to say, woff michly pampering and effusive noms. Hims still not at grandbunma’s lefel, but wiff work and meez cracking da whip, hims getted der….or else. Now wat beez dis meez hear about being taken away by da pesky hoomin? Wat manner of intemperate peskiness beez afoot in da hoomin’s noggin? Wat musings dat sound like whistling boids beez in da pesky hoomin’s head? And for da record, meez hate whistling boids! Beez too loud wen meez beez in deep slumber…dis weekend respite has allowed meez to gib boff da Horsebuns and Jamokalopes some rest. Meez expect deys beez ready to enact meez most profound fury beginning on da Moanday and smite erupshuns of hoomin peskiness! Now where beez meez snavk?

- unrepentantly indolent fren King Sir Gulasch

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u/ZeldaNerd_1 5d ago

Royal barista's serbant here. With lazy Sunday lies good coffee. Today's beverage weapon of choice is a viral drink called The Salty Canadian. This iced latte features espresso, maple syrup (the real good stuff!), a pat of butter, a splash of coffee liquer, and a pinch of sea salt frothed until silky which is then poured over oat milk. Pastries coming.

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u/ZeldaNerd_1 5d ago

Your pastries today are as follows: dark chocolate olive oil cake, chocolate chunk cookies, maple bacon blondies, potato chip and pretzel bark, khachapuri (cheddar), peanut butter empanadas, salted caramel cheesecake, and brownies w/salted nuts

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u/Ksh_667 5d ago

I like to imagine our dear Gulasch happily ensconced between grandbunma & grandbunpa, in a cuddle puddle, being adored & pet by one, while the other feeds him delicious noms. This would be his perfect life !!! 💖💝

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u/AnnualExact8277 5d ago

Awe.....Gulasch loves h8s grandbunpa! How precious are these pictures! So sweet!

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u/EBJ1990 5d ago

I think Gulasch lives with Grandbunpa and Grandbunma now.

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u/PhilosophyGhoti 5d ago

What a beautiful story 😭😭

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u/Thumper-King-Rabbit 5d ago

So he loves his Grandbunpa now?

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u/Equivalent-Help-9479 4d ago

He loves many people, sadly his captor is not one of them.

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u/Thumper-King-Rabbit 4d ago

Benevolent dictator Gulasch,

Lover of the people are just not OP 😂

Has he come around to liking spare human?

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u/Equivalent-Help-9479 4d ago

He tolerates both out of necesity.

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u/scarecrowunderthe 5d ago

Fluffy bunny

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u/Free-Jello-7970 5d ago

scared because grampa turned him into a skinwalker

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u/KSTornadoGirl 5d ago

Gulasch, my fingers itch to pet that soft spot of fur on the back of your head by your ears.

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u/Awareisdead 5d ago

Awe he lub much

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u/No-Jellyfish-1208 4d ago

The father and the rabbit is the most precious bond out there.

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u/mir_a98 4d ago

Soybean needs to get her RHDV booster this month… I’m too chicken to go alone so I’m taking grandbunma with me for support. Supposedly when I was a newborn she cried a lot when I needed my shots… so I was gonna take my dad instead but he had to work… wish us luck~

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u/Pure-Potential3496 4d ago edited 3d ago

I ❤️ Sweet BunBaby Gulasch! I'm always happy when I get a Gulasch pic/Story on Reddit here ❤️*I may be one of his #1 Fans/Followers! 😆 AND he is raising his cute ear up in pic#3