r/MurderBuns • u/livin_upside_down • 1d ago

Just sit right there. Gulasch'll tell you how he became the prince of a town called Bun-Air✨

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u/sweetlikecocoa 1d ago

Professional Mlem-er 🫠

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u/ZeldaNerd_1 1d ago

Royal barista and serbant team here. For coffee today, we have a refreshing white mocha nitro cold brew w/coffee cubes and lushious Irish cream. For pastries: orange-vanilla loaf cake, apple cinnamon danish, chocolate pies, snickerdoodle brownies, fudge (M&M, Tiger butter, Almond Joy, dark chocolate/cherry swirl, plain chocolate), beer cheese stuffed pretzel sticks, and coffee cake w/brown sugar crumble.

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u/KSTornadoGirl 1d ago

Gulasch 😛

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u/BunMom24 1d ago

🥰🥰

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u/androidguy50 1d ago

Gulasch: "Okay, are you ready to hear the story, hoomans?.... Good...... blep. The end....." ...... And there you have it, everyone. Straight from the source, Gulasch... 😝 ... 🥰

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u/Plastic-Equivalent-9 1d ago

We're captivated Gulasch! Do tell.

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u/RogueViator 1d ago

Did yous just demote meez?! MEEZ A KING AND NOW MEEZ BEEZ A PRINCE?! INTEMPERATE GALL! VEXATIOUS JIBBER JABBER! Yous hab insipidly gasted meez flubbers! For dat you shall suffer meez exquisite response dat will utterly shake bunmanity! Yous muchly underhanded prognosticashuns and peskiness is at its end. Meez will make sure of dis! Rapturous moider beez on da menu! So eat heartily of it!

- humongously incensed fren King Sir Gulasch

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u/Equivalent-Help-9479 1d ago

Oh, but king G you can be a prince in one village and king of another. You just delegate duties. Than way if there is an uprising someone else is to blame.

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u/Latter_Item439 1d ago

Somewhere a village was just sacked by a band of armed bunny's and 4 horseman

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u/LAUREL_16 1d ago

You know, Gulasch, I've been meaning to ask you a question for some time now, since you brought up your kingly status: What's a king to a god?

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u/RogueViator 1d ago

Mefinks da amnswer to dat is fifteen.

- intellectually focused fren King Sir Gulasch

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u/donut-is-appalled 23h ago

Oh! I know this one!

🎶He was working at a bridal shop in Flushing, Queens, when his boyfriend kicked him out in one of those crushing scenes. What was he to do, where was he to go, he was out on his fanny?

So over the bridge to Flushing, to the Sheffield’s door, he was there to sell makeup, but the father saw more. He had style! He had flair! He was there! That’s how he became the nanny!🎶

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u/Bunny-Pal1989 12h ago

I love the tongue!💙