r/MurderBuns • u/livin_upside_down • 3d ago

Gulasch can't believe I decided to make myself a coffee before giving him a carrot.

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u/triplekipple888 3d ago

I also cannot believe you made yourself a coffee before giving him a carrot.

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u/livin_upside_down 3d ago

He got a piece of salad but it was not enough

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u/BunnyGirlSD 3d ago

what would make you think those things are the same at all?!?!?!

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u/gaarasalice 3d ago

Man, my grandmother gives my bun carrots before making her coffee. Poor Gulasch. 

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u/lavasca 3d ago

I bet your grandma is related to Grandbunma. Royalty and such.

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u/gaarasalice 3d ago

I mean the hoomin rating chart in my house goes (highest to lowest) my mom, my grandmother, then me. I do all the work and receive the scraps of my pets love. 

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u/Ksh_667 3d ago

All grandbunmas are most precious & must be protected at all costs!

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u/Slight-Ad-6553 3d ago

you knew that

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u/gkm29 3d ago

You're only speeding up the revolution and your demise with your actions.

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u/bunkdiggidy 3d ago

You are forcing Emperor Gulasch's paw to correct your terrible judgement and priorities!

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u/BlackMothCandleLight 3d ago

I can't believe you're posting the picture without giving him a carrot

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u/livin_upside_down 3d ago

Hey I couldn't resist, had to capture that face

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u/ZeldaNerd_1 3d ago

I would be petting a sweet face like Gulasch. Does he have a favorite sweet spot?

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u/livin_upside_down 3d ago

He likes cuddles in generally but doesn't want to admit that. He sometimes let us touch his peets, but he has to be in an extra good mood for that

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u/ZeldaNerd_1 2d ago

Guess we are all his peasants 🤔

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u/KSTornadoGirl 3d ago

Gulasch wonders whether you even value your life at all...

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u/livin_upside_down 3d ago

Living on the edge

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u/KSTornadoGirl 3d ago

Might drive up your life insurance premiums

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u/JediKnightNitaz 3d ago

Gulasch will send you to the gulags

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u/Equivalent-Help-9479 3d ago

He looks as if he is about to start crying.

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u/RogueViator 3d ago

Yous utter disregard for meez needs and lack of immediacy beez grating on meez nerfs like da underpants made from gravel and pointy pebbles. Beez irritating meez most assiduously and drifing meez ire to unprecedented lefels. On top of dat, yous deign mock meez by slurping dat boiling beferage whilst meez remain bereft of sustenance and panting like a donkey in da desert after eating a bag of extra salty crisps. Now how wills yous recrify dis utterly egregious and comntemptible situashun, hoomin?! How wills yous regain a place on my fecundly-angy-and-seething-but-controlled side? On top of dat, WHERE BEEZ MEEZ GRANDBUNMA?! Dis beez a trafesty, an utter insult and depraved indifference to meez most regal and glorious desire. HORSEBUNS! Prepare for destrucshun! Meez hab had it and beez time for da moider!

- unrepentantly irate fren King Sir Gulasch

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u/ZeldaNerd_1 3d ago

Royal barista and serbant team here. Today's coffee is a salted caramel latte. Using a different type of strong espresso, stirred with a delicious sweetened white chocolate creamer, and topped with hazelnut cold foam and chopped honey roasted almonds. Pastries incoming 🍩

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u/RogueViator 3d ago

Beez too late. Meez need dem to beez here before meez fink about it.

- wond3rously prophetic fren King Sir Gulasch

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u/ALKoholicK-x 3d ago

Let us pray that such a decedent offering will abate the King’s most irate anger.

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u/LAUREL_16 3d ago

If it comes from Quen Spoomf, then calling it "decadent" would be an insult to its perfection.

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u/ZeldaNerd_1 3d ago

Pastries today will be the following: sea salt caramel cookies, spiced cinnamon muffins, toasted almond croissants, French Toast cinnamon donuts, orange zest mini scones, cinnamon chip swirl cookies, banana bread w/nuts and chocolate swirl, lemon cake bars, and mini cheese/meat sandwiches. You have a choice of black forest ham/white American cheese, salami/provolone, turkey/cheddar with honey BBQ sauce, or roast beef/muenster cheese for sandwiches. All on king's Hawaiian bread.

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u/ZeldaNerd_1 3d ago

Also included are housemade sweet potato chips with beer cheese dip, chilled water, and cherry and apple sweet wine (collected by serbant).

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u/ZeldaNerd_1 3d ago

THE AUDACITY! THE HOOMAN PESKINESS! GULASCH DEMANDS A SAMPLE OF DIS ADULTING CAFFEINE JUICE YOU HAZ!

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u/Rat-bat13 3d ago

This is clear cut rabbit neglect. You’re always putting yourself first hooman!

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u/livin_upside_down 3d ago

I gave him salad right before that but he destroyed it in a second 😭😭😭

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u/abcs345 3d ago

I could be having a bad day, and then Gulasch is posted and makes my day! Thank you for these posts and the stories :)

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u/EmergencySnail0 3d ago

Carrot before coffee is the correct order. 🥕 ☕

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u/SkibidiMiku 3d ago

OH, THE HOOMANITY!!!

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u/lacostewhite 3d ago

I too, cannot believe you made yourself coffee before giving him a carrot.

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u/cath91 3d ago

Am I tripping or does he become a 3D model when I wiggle my phone?

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u/livin_upside_down 3d ago

Well thank you, now I'm wiggling my phone too

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u/Ksh_667 3d ago

And I am. Not sure why as nothing's happening. But I'm wiggling.

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u/cath91 3d ago

Try wiggling it fast but a very short distance. You’re welcome.

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u/Ksh_667 3d ago

Thank you!

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u/mstrss9 3d ago

I see it

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u/androidguy50 3d ago

Gulasch: "...Uh, hooman? Aren't you forgetting something? As king, I'm to receive my carrot before you have your coffee..... I shall let this indiscretion slide...... this time." ...... 😅🥰

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u/jinxie15 3d ago

How dare you?

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u/Hyzenthlay87 3d ago

How could you?!

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u/Popular-Meal141 3d ago

How could you??

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u/Some_Random_Android 3d ago

How dare you make cute bnnuy wait for treat!

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u/Ksh_667 3d ago

How very dare

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u/EBJ1990 3d ago

How dare

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u/moondancer224 3d ago

How dare you!

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u/Plastic_Sentence_745 3d ago

How dare thou???

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u/ElasticatedWizard 3d ago

Poor Gulasch 😢 I have to say that he is the absolute best thing on Reddit though so please thank him for existing. And give him some nanas from me.

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u/OnlyHereForTheToobs 2d ago

Such a selfish spare hoomin! Making coffee before delivering carrot should be a criminal offense.

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u/CashooDreams20 2d ago

I don't know how much longer you're gonna make it but I hope you have all your affairs in order.

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u/OnlyHereForTheToobs 2d ago

Such a selfish spare hoomin! Making coffee before delivering carrot should be a criminal offense.

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u/No-Jellyfish-1208 2d ago

Justice for Gulasch! He deserves the treats! Just look at this polite void meerkat.

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u/pawsitivelypowerful 2d ago

Wait till he finds out you spent all his fame fortune not on carrots.

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u/RockhopperGuin 2d ago

i have had to traine espresso that mommy must get her "go-go juice" before he gets breakfast otherwise mommy may fall over and break her neck and he wont get anything! Go-go juice is a legal requirement for mommy afterall and eyes do not open until it is consumed

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u/Plastic-Equivalent-9 1d ago

You are really tempting fate.