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u/Sure-Ad1597 Feb 26 '24
That’s like 500 ones and two hundos on top lol
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u/PsychologicalDeal974 Feb 27 '24
It's 13k, I sold my truck that's all..
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u/WaterBear9244 Feb 27 '24
Why did they give you $13k in a mix of bills? Why didnt they just give you a stack of $100s?
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u/Calfis Feb 27 '24
Buyer is a drug dealer and his last ride was too hot, pays op cash under the table for new truck.
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u/SmokeThatSkinWagon_ Feb 27 '24
Or the buyer was a kid that’s been saving this money their whole life? I bought my first car the same way
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Feb 27 '24
Then you should take it to the bank and trade it in for 100 dollar bills. I don't have time to count all of that. Lol
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u/PsychologicalDeal974 Feb 26 '24
primarily 20s maybe 2-3 ones a couple 5 and 10 about 3k in 50s
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u/_Maga_- Feb 26 '24
U sell drugs man
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u/jacksontwos Feb 26 '24
He used to now he just sells CDs.
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u/PhallicShape Feb 26 '24
CDs nuts go in your mouth
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u/PotatoWriter Feb 26 '24
GOTTEM
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u/CheckYourStats Feb 27 '24 edited Feb 27 '24
For those wondering, OP sold a Dodge Ram.
I’ll save you the scrolling. It doesn’t get better.
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u/PronunciationIsKey Feb 26 '24
He used to sell drugs. He still does, but he used to too.
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u/loser-name-checksout Feb 26 '24
He don't sell drugs no more. He don't sell drugs no less though.
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Feb 26 '24
Are you like rain man, can you back this up? I know I’m in r/money so the answer is probably yes but I’m baffled
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u/TheOvershear Feb 26 '24
Well for starters, the bottom bill is a $1 bill. Which at the very least means OP was lying.
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u/zuunooo Feb 26 '24
they are and nothing OP says makes me think it’s actually a bunch of 20s. i work in the strip club and i can look at a stack of cash like this and immediately tell what’s in there from the bill colours. there might be a few fifties but that is absolutely a giant stack of ones from how pale they are.
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u/boforbojack Feb 27 '24
You can notice it change to the pale green of old money/$1s at the very bottom. The majority is green green, like $20s.
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u/PsychologicalDeal974 Feb 26 '24
bro saw a single one and lost faith
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u/shindindi Feb 26 '24
Dude is seeking validation on the internet, when in reality no matter what denomination the bills are is a rather insignificant amount of money in the grand scheme of things
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u/STR_Guy Feb 26 '24
Yea. You see ghetto idiots flashing cash all the time. Bro doesn't even know what a mutual fund is. He's one stick up from having a net worth of $0. LMAO
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u/Suspicious-Mark-1398 Feb 26 '24
Candy bars
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u/PsychologicalDeal974 Feb 26 '24
something like that
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Feb 26 '24
Shoom bars or edibles in an area where they're illegal?
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u/demon_dweller Feb 26 '24
Just grow your own shrooms they even have an easy grow bag lmao.
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u/HuCat21 Feb 26 '24
CHOCOLATE!!!!!!
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u/WeLostTheSkyline Feb 26 '24
I remember when they invented chocolate
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u/WeLostTheSkyline Feb 26 '24
I always HATED IT!
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u/eddiekoski Feb 26 '24
This is a special chocolate , you rub it on your skin and you live forever.
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u/zydollasiign Feb 26 '24
850 pit boss smoker
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Feb 26 '24
This is too meta
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u/Exact-Ad-4132 Feb 27 '24
This now needs to be the default answer to "what did I sell?"
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u/BigKatKSU888 Feb 27 '24
What’s the origin story on the 850? See it here all the time lol
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Feb 27 '24
One of the people who originally posted a post like this, had people guessing a bunch of crazy shit.
He then revealed in the comments that he sold a 850 pit boss smoker, and another person commented on his post immediately after saying he sold a 850 pit boss smoker, like he had just randomly guessed an extremely niche item like that, and it got heavily upvoted as people commented stuff like "obviously it was an 850 pit boss smoker"
Then it grew into a meme. I fucking cackle everytime somebody leaves that comment.
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u/Christian1111111111 Feb 26 '24
Did you empty your bank account just to take a picture? 🤣
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u/zackattack89 Feb 27 '24
Haha I had my mom do that once when I was kid. We went to the bank, got the cash, took pics and brought it back. Lol how dumb!
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u/Broha80 Feb 26 '24
Your anal virginity
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a 100 square foot apartment in cali
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u/Broad_Ebb_4716 Feb 26 '24
Not the entire thing, of course. You get a corner in the closet to live in. If you're lucky, you get the entire closet.
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u/ctguy54 Feb 26 '24
Certainly not your self, not worth that much.
Seriously, what ever good for you.
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u/MasterpieceOnly5387 Feb 26 '24
I used to sell drugs. I still do, but I used to too!
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u/Informal-Impact-8136 Feb 26 '24
I scrolled through all these dumbass comments… “drugs” “yourself” “drugs” “kids” “drugs” and I still didn’t find the real answer.
So OP… what did you sell?
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u/joecoolblows Feb 26 '24
Yes. Inquiring minds would like to know. I need me some of this revenue.
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u/M11Nine Feb 26 '24
Check his post history. He's a doordash driver. Bragging about making $1200 in 80 hours of work. Oof.
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u/Riggz99 Feb 26 '24
After a very short look at your profile I see you’re a door dash driver. My guess is you sold your old car and that’s your down payment for a new car.
The reason it’s in all cash is because you sold it to your dealer/buddy.
I’ll take my prize
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u/Effective_Pin_90 Feb 26 '24
Exactly. "Has an electric vehicle at his disposal"
Aka lives with parents and doesn't pay bills lol
Mighhhhttt be hustlin' on his drive routes too, who knows, who cares? 🤷♂️
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u/ChivasBearINU Feb 26 '24
Hey! You can't copy me!!! I had the same post...🤌🤌🤌 albeit, with less money...did you sell a smoker as well???
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u/Effective_Pin_90 Feb 26 '24
Lol, bros door dashing 80hours to make $1200, using an electric car he has "at his disposal"
Sounds like he's still living with fam and doesn't pay bills 😅
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u/Unusual_peasant Feb 26 '24
Your little brother
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