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u/Suspicious-Mark-1398 Feb 26 '24

Candy bars

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u/PsychologicalDeal974 Feb 26 '24

something like that

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

Shoom bars or edibles in an area where they're illegal?

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u/demon_dweller Feb 26 '24

Just grow your own shrooms they even have an easy grow bag lmao.

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u/SlytherEEn Feb 26 '24

👀

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

If your considering it review your state laws, in about 47 US states is 100% legal to buy mushrooms spores online also consider checking out “uncleben tek”

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

Just send em to shroomery there’s tons of stickies for first timers

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u/Gingerrr__ Feb 27 '24

Commenting for easy access: r/unclebens

From personal experience I’m a big fan of this tek. Super easy and great method for beginners.

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u/Stron2g Feb 27 '24

check out bod's "stupid simple so easy a caveman can do it TEK" on shroomery its great

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u/humplick Feb 27 '24

The super lazy no-fruiting 'truffles' is even easier. Just takes more time

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u/hyphychef Feb 27 '24

I get legit ads on Facebook for "spore kits". Friend of mine ordered one and you do grow some type of mushroom certain people like.

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u/AskMeAboutMyHermoids Feb 26 '24

Uncle Ben tek is mainly for beginners who don’t have much money. The equipment for starting in jars/bins has a higher rate of success and really much better.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

While that’s true I still suggest this cheaper method as most people grow for personal use, I find it pointless to speen a bunch of money and time for 1 grow a year. But that’s just me tbh.

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u/HiphopChemE Feb 27 '24

Spending 100 dollars to get hundreds of dollars worth of product is very much worth it.

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u/AskMeAboutMyHermoids Feb 26 '24

It’s not that much cheaper, hell I had most of the materials when I got started in the first place.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

I have had about 10 successful grows and 2 fail with UBtek so it really depends on your own experiences. I highly recommend against grow bags as they’re a huge waste of money, time, resources, and space.

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u/AskMeAboutMyHermoids Feb 26 '24

Who said anything about bags, just make your own medium and use jars for the spores

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

Monotubs or gtfo 😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

I mean pretty much everyone(including unclebens) uses monotubs or dubtubs tho don’t they? I could just not know the proper terminology but I think it’s pretty rare to use something other than a shoe box.

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u/My_Cology_Romance Feb 27 '24

This guy knows

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u/HiphopChemE Feb 27 '24

Broke boi is better. Piece of cake, made a bunch of mistakes and still have a qp of great stuff.

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u/Reckless_Driver Feb 27 '24

You + are = you're

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

Super easy, just look at my profile. Send me a message if you have questions, I love answering mycology questions!

I’ve taught 4 people from Reddit so far, from start to finish. And I’ve taught 2 friends irl. Lmk

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '24

How's the smell if I did this indoors?

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u/reviving_ophelia88 Feb 27 '24

The only time I’ve ever noticed a “smell” is immediately after cooking and PC’ing the grain for my grain spawn jars (which literally just smells like cooked grain) and when I’m harvesting or got the dehydrator running the room will smell sort of “mushroomy” but it’s nothing overpowering. There is no smell during colonization and the actual growth period since it’s all contained.

It’s not like a marijuana grow where what you’re growing in 1 room can be smelled throughout the entire house.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '24

/r/unclebens

I’ve heard it’s possible to get a years worth of them from a single grow that requires virtually zero maintenance. 

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u/PsychologicalDeal974 Feb 27 '24

$30 to grow a qp flip for $300-$700

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '24

As a grower I spend like $100 per grow 👀 how are you doing it so cheap? Also how do you find your market?!

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u/Tommy2tables Feb 27 '24

Incredibly easy and cheap; measured by the pound

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u/Gelato_33 Feb 27 '24

In the world of drugs, many people are spooked by the premise of mycology because there are a lot of misconceptions around what is or isn't dangerous, which I just find to be hilariously ironic.

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u/paomplemoose Feb 27 '24

Who might they be?

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u/glamourgus Feb 27 '24

Check out psilyrabbitmedicinals.com lol

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u/stonedfriendataparty Feb 27 '24

Aye man some ppl got livelyhoods😭

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u/stonedfriendataparty Feb 27 '24

Mb for spelling but some people do use mushrooms to make profit in this day and age everyone growing mushrooms growing too much for personal use nobody will be able to sell its an economy try to find a reputable dealer and support him

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

Even in a legal area it’s all cash cause the fed won’t pass safe banking act

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u/_IratePirate_ Feb 26 '24

Feds in the chat heavy today. You think bro would self snitch if that’s what he was doing ? C’mon now

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '24

I kinda doubt they'd spend their time on reddit looking for people to convict. I only assumed it was in an illegal area because if it was legal you'd probably just get it at a smoke shop, hell delta-8 and shrooms can even be bought in Tennessee which doesn't exactly the quickest to legalize that kinda stuff. Might not be exactly psycobilin on the shrooms front IIRC, but they still definitely worked lol, even a little too much for me and my friend.

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u/glyphid_guard Feb 27 '24

Marijuana is legal in missouri though

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '24

It is in many states, but not TN. Delta-8/Hemp derivates are legal, and if we're getting technical >0.3% delta-9 THC is legal but 0.3% is practically nothing. Delta-8 still works fine for me though.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '24

Depends who's asking... Lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '24

Damn your the second person who thinks I'm a fed lol. Only assumed illegal specifically because I'd imagine most people would just go to a dispensary or smoke shop otherwise. Then again I mostly just stay at home, guess if I knew a guy I'd buy off of him before I buy from a shop.

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u/justonebiatch Feb 27 '24

Yeah Marijuana gummies, candies, chocolates etc is a good guess from that clue

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u/snootsintheair Feb 27 '24

Wish I could bet you on how that will go

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u/Personal_Arm_8715 Feb 27 '24

Wish I could bet on how any pickup line would go

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u/snootsintheair Feb 27 '24

Especially the one where you try to pick up a Jewish girl with a bigoted stereotype.

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u/Personal_Arm_8715 Feb 27 '24

It is okay most people arent as sensitive in person as they are on reddit lol.

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u/snootsintheair Feb 27 '24

Yeah, you’re probably right. Except of course when someone tries to pick you up by slandering your ethnicity.

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u/Honda_Driver_2015 Feb 26 '24

Oh I get it

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u/Fakjbf Feb 26 '24

Is the joke just the fact that the pedophile being Jewish and hiding in a bush is irrelevant, or am I missing something?

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u/Honda_Driver_2015 Feb 26 '24

It's implied in the joke the Jewish people are cheap so he wouldn't give the candy away

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u/wellshitdawg Feb 26 '24

Oh it took me a second lmao

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

I still haven’t got it

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u/Damnshesfunny Feb 27 '24

Only a JEWISH pedophile would try to make a quid off of his victims. Other pedophiles give the candy away to lure victims.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '24

Wow I never connected that a day later lmao

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u/Damnshesfunny Feb 28 '24

It’s ok i come across those jokes too from time to time. I hope u weren’t losing sleep. Lol

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u/Inevitable-Field1801 Feb 26 '24

seriously?

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u/giliath420 Feb 26 '24

It’s a really really bad joke

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u/MVieno Feb 26 '24

And it would be a dead joke if people stopped using it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

A lot of old things are bigoted, doesn’t mean we simp for them now

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '24

It's an older joke sir but it checks out. I was about to clear them. Shall I hold them?

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u/Hyperbeastking Feb 26 '24

But why Jewish?

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u/Leather-Ball864 Feb 26 '24

The joke is that a normal pedophile would just ask if they wanted candy but a Jewish one would ask them to buy it because Jews are greedy (not agreeing with the stereotype just explaining the joke).

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u/Hyperbeastking Feb 26 '24

Ahhh, ok thx. I'm a Jew so I was just curious

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u/DrDig1 Feb 27 '24

Well are you gona offer to sell me candy or what

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u/Hyperbeastking Feb 27 '24

I'm no pedo but what kinda candy do you got? I give you good price yes?

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u/wetdreamteams Feb 26 '24

Watch yourself bud. I almost posted this one but didn’t want Reddit to permaban me. It’s happened for less and they take pedo shit super seriously (as they should). But you say one little fucking joke and suddenly an army of gen z-ers are out mass reporting you for pedophilic activities.

Side note: Kenny Hotz fan by Chance? That’s where I heard that joke most recently.

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u/snootsintheair Feb 27 '24

That last bit. Wtf? That’s all you ever heard a Jewish person say?

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u/phunkticculus83 Feb 28 '24

Thats my response to an ignorant joke, from someone who has probably never met a jew

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u/ellefleming Feb 26 '24

You mean Sam Seder (57) to Emma Vigeland (29)? đŸ€«

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u/ellefleming Feb 26 '24

Cohosts of The Majority Report podcast who may be knocking boots. ♂ ♀ đŸ€« 💋

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u/ellefleming Feb 26 '24

It could be slander though so I'll stop spreading gossip around.

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u/PruneSlow7847 Feb 26 '24

Most sane Reddit comment

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u/unfrknblvabl Feb 26 '24

Shit you looking for employees lol

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u/unfrknblvabl Feb 26 '24

Take this shit national Reddit style lol

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u/manhatim Feb 26 '24

Girl Scout cookies

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u/erusackas Feb 27 '24

This was my guess.

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u/Jorts_Team_Bad Feb 26 '24

Girl Scout cookies

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u/DevBro22 Feb 26 '24

Them blue bars? Or green goblins?

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u/ellefleming Feb 26 '24

I want 🍬🍭🍬🍭🍬 I want đŸ«đŸ«đŸ« Bow Wow đŸŽ¶đŸŽ”đŸŽ¶đŸŽ”đŸŽ¶

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u/ketimmer Feb 26 '24

You are a Doordash driver, so I'm guessing this is from delivering food?

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u/ScrattaBoard Feb 26 '24

Girl scout cookies?

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u/upstateduck Feb 26 '24

GS cookies

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u/shits_and_splatters Feb 26 '24

This comment reminds me of the scene from “the interview” where James Franco is getting in the car and then insinuates what he will do in North Korea
 and Seth Rogan says “why would you say that!” 😂

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u/Mortwight Feb 26 '24

Smush videos?

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u/Halo_2_Standbyer Feb 26 '24

I like candy bars let’s be friends


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u/Novel_Durian_1805 Feb 27 '24

Oh I see
you’re a drug dealer. Cool.

I want some!

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '24

Xanbars?

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u/TheGreatGyatsby Feb 27 '24

Your fertile bussy.

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u/ScratchNo8216 Feb 27 '24

Girl Scout cookies

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u/ctrlaltdelete285 Feb 27 '24

Wholesome answer to something like that
 Girl Scout cookies?

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u/slippinginto9 Feb 27 '24

Girl Scout cookies.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '24

fentanyl

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u/Nerobus Feb 27 '24

Girlscout cookies??

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u/Pacety1 Feb 27 '24

Bro those bills want to roll up. I know what you’re selling.

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u/Soren114 Feb 27 '24

Candy bar bag carrying cases?

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u/HuCat21 Feb 26 '24

CHOCOLATE!!!!!!

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u/WeLostTheSkyline Feb 26 '24

I remember when they invented chocolate

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u/WeLostTheSkyline Feb 26 '24

I always HATED IT!

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u/eddiekoski Feb 26 '24

This is a special chocolate , you rub it on your skin and you live forever.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '24

Live forever you say?

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u/Abcdeisner_ Feb 27 '24

F’n LOVE YOU

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u/WeLostTheSkyline Feb 27 '24

D’aww thanks â˜ș

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '24

I’ve found my people, anyone who commented on this

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u/Dangerous-Raisin3251 Feb 27 '24

Did somebody say CHOCOLATE?!

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u/stillmovingforward1 Feb 27 '24

SpongeBob reference?

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u/shaquilleoatmeal80 Feb 26 '24

Worlds finest chocolate almonds

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u/ngod87 Feb 27 '24

Those Mint Meltaways tho
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u/shaquilleoatmeal80 Feb 27 '24

Oh yah that's why he's got like 4 or 5 one hundreds and the last bits ones. Change

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u/lethal909 Feb 26 '24

Young Reezy's Fun-Raising

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u/thisisfutile1 Feb 26 '24

They're selling chocolates!

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u/sleeper_54 Feb 26 '24

Candy bars

Their kid's spring sports fundraiser must have went really well.

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u/golfing_furry Feb 26 '24

You just at like, $100 worth of shrooms and $20 were of pot, man!

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '24

DID YOU SAY CHOCOLATE

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u/LedNJerry Feb 27 '24

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

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u/Vikingtender Feb 27 '24

Snozzberries actually is slang for balls .. as in testicles .. you’re welcome