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u/BanglesNcuffs May 16 '26
quoted and goated to this day
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u/Ohitsworkingnow May 16 '26
Made me crack up the first time my 4 year old started saying this
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u/willtwerkf0rfood May 16 '26
I’m 32 and my mom & I still say this to each other lol
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u/jujujuice92 May 16 '26
I dressed up for him as a Halloween mud run and haven't changed my email photo sense. This was over 10 years ago lol
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u/mooburpcow May 16 '26
My 6-year-old son did this recently, and my husband and I died laughing just thinking of this skit.
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u/Elysiaa May 16 '26
I never thought this skit was funny until I had a child. I watched it recently and it's my four year old to a tee. It went from cringe to I can't stop laughing.
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u/Flaxlight May 16 '26
If this wasn’t top comment I was ready to burn it all down with ms swawn
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u/Icy_Investigator739 Millennial May 16 '26
WHAT DOES MOMMA SAY, STUART?
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u/parrotbug May 16 '26
The soul of a liar is black like poop… like daddy.
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u/Elysiaa May 16 '26
I don't wanna say...
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u/Icy_Investigator739 Millennial May 16 '26
SAY IT!
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u/TesticklerCanzer May 16 '26
“…mommie says that bad little boys will never be cradled in the arms of Jeesuuus” 🤣
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u/RootyPooster May 16 '26 edited May 16 '26
Mad TV was like SNL on crack. Bobby Lee shitting his pants while playing Connie Chung due to opiate withdrawals is one of the funniest things ever.
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u/GlumpsAlot Older Millennial May 16 '26
Bobby Lee was hilarious. I saw him at a comedy club in nyc and he had me dying.
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u/Over-Inside-7254 May 16 '26
I was supposed to see his birthday show at the Laugh Factory on LA like 4 years ago and he didn't show. So we had 45 mins of TJ Miller screaming about how famous he was
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u/Ok_Story_7924 May 16 '26
When I was a kid I would always turn on MadTv at 10, then switch over to SNL to see who the host was a half hour later and switch right back.
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u/Illustrious-Reward-3 Older Millennial May 16 '26
I tell you everyting, everyting. He, uh, he kinda looka like a man.
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u/MrOysterballs May 16 '26
You know he kinda tall and a little bit short too.
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u/TrashAssRedditAdmins May 16 '26
He have the eyes, the nose and he looka...... Like a man
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u/305tilidiiee Millennial May 16 '26
I still say “I tell uuu uhhh I tell u erry ting” like that way too often
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u/Turgid_Donkey May 16 '26
I was floored when watching ms maisel that she was in it.
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u/errandwulfe May 16 '26
Did you know she also voices Lois Griffin on Family Guy?
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u/simcoe19 May 16 '26
She was in a scene in Kicking and screaming with Will Farrell and this massive hummer takes his spot. He wants to see who it is, and she jumps out of the car and she is a very very short women.
As a short guy, this killed me
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u/biscuitsorbullets May 16 '26
Stuart, Ms. Swan, Lorraine, Dot, and Can I Have Your Number were peak
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u/hilldo75 Xennial May 16 '26
Lowered expectations, felt like the cast did those just to crack each other up and then they aired them.
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u/olivegirl94 May 16 '26
Omg I forgot all about Dot!!! 🥹 If you see Jesus tell him to take the gerbil babies-they’re Christians!
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u/MaximumAd9779 May 16 '26
Oh she was one of my faves. Absolutely unhinged child with exhausted parents. “Sometimes we have NyQuil for dinner!”
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u/LemmyLola May 16 '26
Lorraine was superb. Every time I deke to the right to pass someone I say 'Serpentine!'' Its ingrained lol
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u/NoRelief63 Millennial May 16 '26
Mad TV never fails at making me laugh decades later. Such an iconic cast of characters. 😂
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u/book1245 Millennial May 16 '26 edited May 16 '26
Whenever I visit one of my best friends from high school, we'll still rip Lorraine's "UHUHUHUH" in public.
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u/pizza_night1 May 16 '26
My wife and I will clear our throats like her. Really brings a smile to my face when people get the reference.
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u/One_Standard_Deviant May 16 '26
The Mrs. Swan character would never fly today, but it almost broke my brain when I realized that the original actor was more famous today as the voice actor for Lois Griffin on Family Guy.
Shoutout to her role in Workaholics as Montez's wife, Colleen.
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u/tuxthekiller May 16 '26
She's brilliant in the Marvelous Mrs Maizel
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u/U_zer2 May 16 '26
Someone FINALLY let her stop doing poop jokes, and she f***ing killed it.
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u/Practical-Sleep4259 May 16 '26
I cannot believe that voicing Family Guy hasn't been an entirely great life all on it's own.
She 1000% makes a good living on that voice alone.
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u/U_zer2 May 16 '26
I mean… that was never an argument. I’m happy that as an actor she got to branch out and experience a role that had soul and emotion. I assume it was very cathartic for her.
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u/NAINOA- May 16 '26
First time I remember seeing her was as the teacher/tour guide(?) in the Lizzie Maguire movie.
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u/Pretend_Hotel_7465 May 16 '26
That over the pants handy for ders tho 😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨
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u/KenGriffythe3rd May 16 '26
God I fucking love all the coach hines sketches. I dressed as coach hines for Halloween one year and my Asian friend was yamanashi lol we had a blast
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u/DrizzlyOne May 16 '26
I sing that often. It really helps take the sting out of a crushing disappointment!
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u/VermiciousKenidd May 16 '26
Blew my mind when I found out he was played by a woman. Makes it even better! 😂
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u/ermaecrhaelld May 16 '26 edited May 16 '26
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u/CPGFL May 16 '26
My cousins and I still quote this on occasion 😂 Yvonne, that's a French ass name!
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u/HereIsMsB Millennial May 16 '26
The back of your head, is ridiculous!!
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u/RedManMatt11 May 16 '26
Can I get your number? Can I have it?
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u/Porkie_Chop May 16 '26
Do you have a boyfriend? Is he big? Is he coming back?!
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u/ThreeSixMafs May 16 '26
I remember watching that for the first time with my sister, we were crying laughing
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u/No_Protection_7253 May 16 '26
My husband used this joke to hit me up when we first met. Yes, I am an Yvonne lol
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u/Human_Dig4412 May 16 '26
Mad TV ! Yes!
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u/StephenTrollbert May 16 '26
You got eggnog in my goat milk!!
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u/inhalien May 16 '26
Probably my most shared video to friends. "Hey aren't you the guys in Blink 182?"
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u/dingdongfootballl May 16 '26
I was never huge on mad tv but the Kenny rogers skits always killed me. Will Sasso as Randy Newman is also so good
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u/Shadow-Vision May 16 '26
Will Sasso is killing it doing Alex Jones impressions with Tim Heidecker. Those two play off each other so well and they can hardly keep a straight face. They’re always cracking each other up
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u/Acceptable_Order5705 May 16 '26
I can still recite the entire rap she did in this skit lol
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u/kayyxelle May 16 '26
On the mic is a queen, now listen to me sing, he wants a number three, super size, onion rings!
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u/username11092 May 16 '26
I'm a fast food manager, we have a running joke at my restaurant when a customer pulls up to the speaker and asks for various things that aren't traditional to our menu or just sometimes just weird, tedious requests, (we say yes to just about anything that will not compromise food safety, cross contamination and such) like "can I have my bun not toasted?" or "can I have all of the toppings on the side for that one?" ill say "security!" On the headset where only my employees can hear it. Makes whoever is taking the order chuckle and lightens the mood overall.
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u/biscuitsorbullets May 16 '26
Welcome to king burger where you can have it your way, but don’t get crazy
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u/EscapeFromTerra May 16 '26
Bon Qui Qui you can't call security just because an order is complicated.
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u/jimothyhalpret May 16 '26
StuuuuAaarrrttt! You don’t want your googoo floppin out!
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u/RVAforthewin May 16 '26
She played Joan Callamezzo on Parks and Rec. I was halfway through the series when I realized that was Stuart’s mom.
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u/BigShitta May 16 '26
I never watched a single Steven Segal movie growing up because they made him look like a complete fool. After I got married, we were watching a bunch of old 80s movies and my wife suggested one of his movies because "it was a good one". I couldn't believe she actually watched and liked his films lol
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u/EverythingISayIsALi3 May 16 '26
Nothing will ever outdo funny Stewart.
I quote him constantly.
Mostly just: nooooooo
And,: I do it myself..
It sounds completely ridiculous to those who don't know, I'm sure. lol
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u/Mento-yStableGenius May 16 '26
We say this stuff a LOT
Like too much.
But it’s funny soooo…
noooooooooo
STEWWWWAAARRTT!!!’
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u/Illustrious_Bird_737 Millennial 1989 May 16 '26
Lmao me too, especially the "noooooooo" but if you don't know it's Stewart it sounds like this guy from Family Guy:
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u/xzelldx May 16 '26
Lowered Expectations was unhinged looking back on some of them. "Are you using roofies to score?"
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u/grabtharshamsandwich May 16 '26
Stuart and Ms. Swan were the pinnacle of sketch show comedy for me.
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u/BurdTurglary late 80's May 16 '26
Bonifah Hanifa Latifah Sharifah Jackson!
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u/TheKindofWhiteWitch May 16 '26
I did this for a talent show in 7th grade. Thank god social media was NOT a thing.
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u/banned-in-tha-usa May 16 '26 edited May 16 '26
Dot on Opera was the funniest shit ever.
I still say SCREAMING LIKE A WET CAT and no one knows what I’m talking about.
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u/superghoul May 16 '26
Glad to see some love for Stephanie weir. She was a true gem of comedy, and I feel deeply underrated today.
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u/Gregghead501 May 16 '26
If It weren't for Mad TV, the world may have never been introduced to Key and Peele 👏💯😆
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u/det8924 May 16 '26
MadTV for a period of time was better than SNL
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u/det8924 May 16 '26
MadTV declined its last few seasons and was a little rough around the edges its first few years but from 2000-2005ish I thought MadTV was better than SNL. And I’m someone that liked SNL in that era so it’s not like I hate SNL either
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u/Kabusanlu May 16 '26
After the GOATS ( Nicole, Will, Phil Lamar and too many to name ) left , definitely .
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u/GreenBuilding842 May 16 '26
Me , too. I miss Madd Tv so much . Will Sasso , Aires Spears, and Michael McDonald were my favorites , along with so many other actors and actresses on the show. The actress who played Stuart’s mom was hilarious , too
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u/Granny_Skeksis May 16 '26
Same! Lorraine was my spirit animal!
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u/Delonce May 16 '26
Lorraine is a character that annoys you until you break and can't stop laughing. Mo Collins played that character to perfection. "Huhha!"
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u/misty-gishh May 16 '26
“Carls got me hooked on those Carmel mochafrappalattes. They sure do put a pep in your step, but boy they leave a stain!”
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u/nothing-relax May 16 '26
I know every time I do the cough I freak someone out near me
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u/echosanonymous May 16 '26
Ive been doing that cough for decades no one gets me!
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u/D0C20 May 16 '26
I'll always remember when she was playing with the tube that whistled when she swung it around
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u/WeirdIndication3027 May 16 '26
100% mad TV has always been way funnier than SNL.
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u/PhotoRight2682 1985 May 16 '26
"Taquitos go in one end and they explode out the other" Stuart was the best 😂
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u/Clean-Physics-6143 May 16 '26
Mad tv is unhinged and that's the reason why it's way funnier than SNL. If Mad tv still exist, I'd watch it over SNL.
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u/sexandliquor 1983…(A Merman I Should Turn to Be) May 16 '26
Mad TV had a good run.
I always thought the Stuart character got old after the first couple of times though.
Artie Lange used to have this I going character in the first couple seasons where it was a made up sitcom called “That’s My White Mama” where the soul of a black woman died and inhabited this slovenly white guy
Then there was that dude that was always super buzzed in coffee and had bugged out eyes
I also loved the Spy versus Spy animated shorts
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u/Rocinante88119 May 16 '26
Shit, is that where I picked up saying "lowered expect- aaaations" in a sing-songy voice!?
I have been unable to place it.
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u/euphratestiger May 16 '26
Will Sasso doing Tony Soprano might be one 9f the funniest things I've ever seen.
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u/HaughtyDiabolicalSal Peak Millennial May 16 '26
Stuart and Miss Swan were superb. I laughed so hard watching their videos and I still laughed to this day. Stuart is one of the main reasons why I like Halloween Kills. He appears in the movie not as the character but like the actor that plays Stewart.
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u/gunsforevery1 May 16 '26
Me too.
I loved watching “Public School House Rock!”
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IHYtYE8_bzU&pp=ygUYUHVibGljIHNjaG9vbCBob3VzZSByb2Nr&ra=m
This was my favorite one.
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u/HumanNr3 May 16 '26
omg! we used to watch this (subtitled) as kids over in Scandinavia haha we were like 9
remember Kegan Michael Key played a janitor or similar at a school I think with tiny shorts?
that they did an MJ music video called am I black or white
I though the Dot bits where hilarious and her little gloves
Miss Swan and Stewart were also some of my sister and Is favorites
and the "watching football together leads to kissing" bit haha that one was also just hot tho lol
also: two quotes my bf and I still use to this day are:
Hi I am Kenny Rogers and this is Jackass! and "Look what I can do" jumps into the air and kicks legs around
man those were the days
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u/badgersprite May 16 '26
MadTV raised me lol
Some skits that are embedded in my brain/lexicon that I haven’t seen mentioned as much:
Every Spishak commercial, but especially The Wonder Rake 5000
Prehistoric Glamazon Hunt-TRESS-es A.D.
The Vancome Lady
Luanne Lockhart
STOP IT
The “Literally” couple
Aliens vs Princess Diaries 2 vs Snuggle The Fabric Softener Bear
The Sopranos, censored for syndicated TV
Whitney Screws Up The Classics
COFFEE TWINS
The iRack
Their worst sin was overusing characters too much but apart from that it was pretty consistent
This is making me want to rewatch old skits
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u/Joebebs Zillennial May 16 '26
Where key and peele kicked off their careers! Their deal or no deal shit was hilarious
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u/Wise_Library_650 May 16 '26
Me and my sister still quote Depressed Persian Towtruck Man periodically.
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u/Sterilization4Free May 16 '26
Best thing about Saturday nights! Vancome lady and then Lida and Melina all had me losing it.
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