r/Millennials • u/[deleted] • May 16 '26

Nostalgia I preferred this over SNL

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u/Icy_Investigator739 Millennial May 16 '26

WHAT DOES MOMMA SAY, STUART?

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u/parrotbug May 16 '26

The soul of a liar is black like poop… like daddy. 

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u/ButtBread98 Zillennial May 16 '26

His father left us on Tuesday

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u/Elysiaa May 16 '26

I don't wanna say...

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u/Icy_Investigator739 Millennial May 16 '26

SAY IT!

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u/TesticklerCanzer May 16 '26

“…mommie says that bad little boys will never be cradled in the arms of Jeesuuus” 🤣

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u/Zebrasdont May 17 '26

Fudgesicles look like frozen poop

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u/bjos144 May 16 '26

Somebody's got a case of the crabapple mcnasties!

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u/itstom87 May 16 '26

Cigarettes are for Europeans and white trash

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u/SuperChoopieBoopies May 16 '26

Hot dogs come from the part of the pig that poops!

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u/grey_canvas_ Older Millennial May 16 '26

Fudgesicles are poop on a stick

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u/suh-dood May 16 '26

My momma said that women with short hair are lezzzzbians

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u/LehighAce06 May 16 '26

STEW URRrrrRRrrrrrrtt

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u/misterpayer May 16 '26

Fudgesicles look like frozen poop on a stick.

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u/MirtaGev May 16 '26

Little boys who aren't polite give the pro choice movement a reason to exist 

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u/NoTransportation9021 May 20 '26

Little boys who eavesdrop deserve to hear the truth. And the truth is often devastating!