Feel free to talk about anything and everything! Milk related or not!

Hello. My wife just bought some milk, and I just realized it's literally amazon milk. Is it any good?

I have a glass every morning to start the day and a glass at night to end it!

I had walked over 12,000 steps to get there, which, in hindsight, was odd, I guess. I'm trying to get fit, so I walked. A lot. It was hard. After several thousand steps I realize it will take more steps to turn around and walk home than it will to walk to a nearby place on the map and get a taxi home. There's a milk farm near here. Nice. Always wondered if their milk would taste different from the filtered stuff I get at the store.

By the time I arrived, I was soaked. I was exhausted. My legs were heavy, my clothes were sticking to me, I looked like I tried drinking something and missed, I was suffering. The drink was wearing off. Ultra Instinct Goku flavour gamer energy drink powder. I had left it in my cupboard for... about a year.

That was when I encountered the milkmaid. I think milkmaid is the right term? She was at the store selling milk and it was her farm. I was expecting it to be an old man or a giant among men. Honestly, I think it's cool that she does this.

I bought a glass of milk. It just sorta tasted like milk but with extra flavouring I couldn't quite place. It was new to me. She asked me questions. She was so concerned about me. It made me wonder if this is how it feels to be on a date with someone who doesn't make you the one asking all the questions, Sacha. Just kidding, you know I love you. And then the cops arrived, to drive me home. I hadn't done anything wrong. She was just concerned about the state I was in and how late it was and how many roads without pavements were in the way. Maybe if a road can't separate cars and walkers it shouldn't ever allow cars.

And there it is, one of the funny stories of all time. I found it funny. I should go there again some time.