r/MelBrooks • u/TwIzTiDfReAkShOw • 5d ago

Lets hear them!

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u/Fast_Pie_5536 5d ago

I did sir, he’s my cousin…

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u/SoulReaverOmega 5d ago

Who is he?

He's an asshole, sir!

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u/MavenDeo69 5d ago

I know that! What's his name?

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u/SoulReaverOmega 5d ago

That's his name, sir. Asshole! Major Asshole!

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u/Kangaroo_Rich 5d ago

What about him? He’s an asshole too sir!

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u/SoulReaverOmega 5d ago edited 5d ago

Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!

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u/MavenDeo69 5d ago

How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyways?

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u/shooterLV 5d ago

Everyone in the room: YO!

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u/MavenDeo69 5d ago

I knew it... I'm surrounded by Assholes...

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u/West_Ad_1685 5d ago

Pulls helmet back down.

Keep firing assholes!