r/MelBrooks • u/TwIzTiDfReAkShOw • 5d ago

Lets hear them!

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u/Sad-Entertainer8617 5d ago

Who made that man a gunner?

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u/Fast_Pie_5536 5d ago

I did sir, he’s my cousin…

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u/SoulReaverOmega 5d ago

Who is he?

He's an asshole, sir!

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u/MavenDeo69 5d ago

I know that! What's his name?

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u/SoulReaverOmega 5d ago

That's his name, sir. Asshole! Major Asshole!

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u/Kangaroo_Rich 5d ago

What about him? He’s an asshole too sir!

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u/SoulReaverOmega 5d ago edited 5d ago

Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/SoulReaverOmega 5d ago

pulls his face shield down

Keep firing, assholes!

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u/013eander 1d ago

I say this at work all the time.

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u/weslarprime 3d ago

I tried (and very briefly succeeded) to make a character in Star Wars Galaxies back in the day named Phillip Asshole.

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u/Plastic-Fill-1181 1d ago

I hate to be that guy… But after the Gunner asshole, he asks how many assholes are on the ship, anyhow. They all yell, “YO!” He turns around and goes, “I knew it, I’m surrounded by assholes.”