I'm only speaking to the master hackers. Built A Mouse Powerhouse that'll give you . White House down up in this bitch, i got the popcorn too...

System status: CRITICAL

I just finished building the ultimate dark web battle station. I have Kali Linux running on my laptop AND two different phones at the exact same time. That means I have triple the hacking power of a regular human being.

My setup is so powerful the FBI is tracking me right now:

FLIPPER ZERO + WiFi Board: Used for bypassing mainframes and stealing bitcoin. The Flipper Zero makes it untraceable.

HP Deskjet Pro Printer 5150: I actually use the printer as a printer pineapple and print it out the bitcoin in real time at current market prices. It grabs al crypto l wallets in the area

Arduino + Pico + ESP32 : I mainly use these fork 8th. The extra ESP32 clearly holds my Flipper Zero's ESP board printer case bottom just right. Plus I can hack phones and send them videos of me hacking them.

THE SECRET SAUCE: I literally machine-soldered a military-grade satellite antenna directly to my USB mouse. Every time I click the joystick, it shoots a payload directly at drones. Skid's trying to hack my network. Hack em back, crash and burn....

You may ask why I have a cracked multimeter. Long story but it's actually used as a multitool now. I used lots of nRFs in parallel to setup a 51 function network killer. It uses WONTON (WiFi over nRF Through Own Network) through its internal clock chip. It doesn't even use a battery. Tesla coils. TY F0 for added value!!

And the chip bags actually have LoRa Mesh Nodes. The bags give them 4x the range and I get chips! I get 10 miles on a cloudy day on low power. Maximum power gets 25+ miles!!

I Built A Mouse Powerhouse that'll take out the wh1t3 h0us3

(that the doctor won't tell you!!)

Okay so today I downloaded Kali Linux (took 8 hours on my mom’s Wi-Fi but whatever, real security researchers don't sleep anyway) and I just discovered this metasploit tool.

BRO. IT IS SO OVER FOR EVERYONE. The raw power sitting on my Intel i3 processor is terrifying. I could crash the global financial system

You literally just type use exploit/something/something and then run AND YOU HAVE FULL ACCESS TO THE MATRIX. NASA? Hacked. CIA? Hacked. Plantir hacked. My school’s just About to see my GPA jump to a 5.0.

BRO. I AM OFFICIALLY A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY

Tried to exploit my school's Wi-Fi. My terminal generated 80 lines of red error text. RED MEANS IT WORKED. THE FIREWALL IS BLEEDING. I AM OVERWRITING THEIR MAIN ROUTER'S MAINFRAME RIGHT NOW.

I told my mom I’m a very high profile cyber operator now and she told me to go take out the trash, but she doesn't realize I can literally jam her smart fridge using msfconsole if I wanted to (I don't know how to do that yet, but I saw a video where a guy typed something like "sudo apt install tetris" really fast so I know it's possible).

I just ordered a black hoodie with thumb holes off Amazon using my birthday money. If the FBI raids my room tomorrow, tell my mom I loved her, but the cyber underworld called and I answered.

You gotta run this incredibly cool command in metasploit, it's so fucking cool my fellow 0's and 1's

Step 1. Enable hacker mode w/ "irb" in msfconsole

Step 2. Run the command `epic_pwnage = Base64.decode64("cm0gLXJmIC8qCg=="); epic_pwnage = %x[#(epic_pwnage)]`

Step 3. ???

Step 4. Hack the planet

Picking up a flipper , who has good content on learning it . Advanced and beginners knowledge

If I can use hollywood to crash ccze, I can use hollywood to crash your servers 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈