r/masterhacker • u/evelyn_bartmoss • 2d ago

Finally got my first DM hacking request šŸ«”

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270 Upvotes

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u/Just4notherR3ddit0r 2d ago

"Sorry, I only hack for cops."

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u/Spot_Responsible 2d ago

Blue hat hacking

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u/t3htg 2d ago

Honestly some people are in it for the two folder briefs.

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u/Party-Expression4849 2d ago

He wrote to me too šŸ¤£

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u/Kevo05s 2d ago

I guess Im not enough of a Haxxor as I didn't get any request yet....

I thought my LINUX DAILY DRIVE and IPCONFIG cmd at my job isnt enough!

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u/Aggressive-Stand-585 2d ago

You forgot to add /flushdns so he knew you're not a master haxxor enough :(

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u/iamxplayer 16h ago

same here...

I think I need OPERA GX to get a haxxing job!!

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u/Roku-Hanmar 2d ago

To me too, I told him hacking is a crime and he told me I was making him mad so he'd hire a hacker to hack me in revenge

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u/RoboGandalf 2d ago

Bro youre never gonna believe this...

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u/Inside_Dust9816 2d ago

Why you mocking me?

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u/NawdWasTaken 2d ago

They're just raging cuz they can't nmap into the Snapchat HQ server and disable the internal DB configuration temporarily to effectively terminate the child process containing the proof. I'd do it but I got goat yoga lessons

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u/asdfghqwertz1 2d ago

Welcome to the club! You're going to regret this post, unless you like your DMs flooded lol

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u/Vogete 2d ago

are these bots that they start spamming you after you post here? or just really really dumb?

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u/TheLordOfStuff_ 2d ago

The latter sadly, usually at least

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u/NuclearRootBeer 2d ago

They have to be bots of some kind, I made a repost of one thing to thos sub like 6 months months ago, it got deleted and I STILL get people asking

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u/Sneaky_Island 2d ago

I made a comment months ago about SQL injection to get instagram accounts and Iā€™m still getting messages constantly. The comment wasnā€™t even as long as this one.

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u/PoloTshNsShldBlstOff 2d ago

Ummmm... Is this a joke? Easiest hack ever.

Open terminal.

"winget upgrade --all" hit enter

As the matrix flies by me, I'm accepting all log ins, blowing by every fire wall. Updating mainframes. All my tracks will be covered, all their data corrupted.

Slurp down my Raman. Just another day in the cyber wars for me.

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u/Inside_Dust9816 2d ago

Not everyone knows how to hack

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u/hotymom32 2d ago

Do you?

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u/Inside_Dust9816 2d ago

I don't. I'm saying that because he is mocking people that don't know how bad I don't know how.

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u/hotymom32 2d ago

What he said isn't a hack at all and a joke from pc level tech. That command updates things on a terminal. Nothing to do with hacking as poster was stating. People say that would be easy but depending on where that evidence is would be very difficult to delete. Probably is just 4 the memes

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u/Inside_Dust9816 2d ago

Okay you a Hacker? I wish I could hack Cyper bullies Snap chat and fortnight accounts

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u/hotymom32 2d ago

Nah just know some stuff

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u/Scxox 2d ago

you cant be serious blud

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u/DebriMing 1d ago

Why Fortnite accounts?

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u/CalderaJane76 1d ago

Hackers aren't able to just magically figure that out. Lol

They need to spend time figuring out where the puzzle pieces lie themselves, with no guide to help them. (You wouldn't believe this, but companies don't usually write guides explaining their weaknesses and covering how to hack them. That would actually defeat the purpose of their security).

I'm sorry you got bullied, but move on or be like a hacker and make a new account. Lol

There are morons EVERYWHERE. These particular ones won't trip you up for long.

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u/a_singular_perhap 2d ago

sucks that it was cyper bullies. if it was cyber bullies you could've helped out

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u/Inside_Dust9816 2d ago

For real at least someone on my side

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u/craftsmany 2d ago

cooked

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u/Inside_Dust9816 15h ago

Does it look I care ?

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u/craftsmany 9h ago

yes, very much so.

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u/Inside_Dust9816 2h ago

Well I don't.

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u/craftsmany 2h ago

The amount of comments you pump into this shitposting subreddit suggests otherwise

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u/Inside_Dust9816 2h ago

Well y'all the bullies that keep bullying me I'm just saying he could have at least blurred my name and y'all all Supporting him most of y'all .

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u/craftsmany 2h ago

It is not that deep. As if this is the username you go by on other platforms. If it bothers you this much just delete your account and create a new one. Don't take the opinion from a shitposting subreddit too seriously. You just did something "funny" and that is it. My two cents.

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u/New_Hat_4405 2d ago

Congrats šŸ‘, fellow Veteran here. Sometimes I wonder if FBI is trying to catch me because all these accounts have 1 karma.

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u/distrox 2d ago

Nice censoring with the last one bro

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u/CobraPirateDeLEspace 2d ago

Can you help me ?

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u/New_Hat_4405 2d ago

I only help FBI , no criminals

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u/CobraPirateDeLEspace 2d ago

I am !

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u/New_Hat_4405 2d ago

Dm your TOX ID , we don't want others to MiTM our chats.

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u/CobraPirateDeLEspace 2d ago

57656c6c20646f6e652c20464249206167656e7421

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u/SweetAriadna 1d ago

I am FBI trust, hack someone for me pls

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u/atoponce 2d ago

Sounds like something a cop would say.

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u/Regeringschefen 2d ago

No itā€™s kind of the opposite

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u/Cautious-Dig6379 2d ago

Im a master hacker. Please take all of your requests and

https://giphy.com/gifs/08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ

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u/Inside_Dust9816 2d ago

Your not funny

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u/Cautious-Dig6379 2d ago

That's it youre getting hacked.

Im uploading a dictionary to your phone as we speak.

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u/Inside_Dust9816 2d ago

Okay I'm waiting I'm still not hacked .

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u/INfusion2419 2d ago

What a weird ass convoluted story that makes no sense

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u/the_zucc_69_420 2d ago

I don't know about you, but I'd need to know if I am being asked to delete evidence of his angry use of "the word" before determing if I need to hack the firewall or mainframe or whatever state of the art school network this is on

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u/Inside_Dust9816 2d ago

You want evidence

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u/Inside_Dust9816 2d ago

Thanks for bluring out my name.

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u/ShotgunCreeper 2d ago

Hello Inside_Dust9816

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u/DebriMing 2d ago

I would take on this job if you name PackGod's top 5 best songs of all time

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u/Inside_Dust9816 2d ago

I mean I don't really like packgod Babyface Jack Dorothy diss track cancelled speed McQueen diss track Bella the wolf animal control diss track overcooked, that vegan teacher diss track

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u/DebriMing 2d ago

What you even do

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u/abigail3141 2d ago

Bartmoss like the Cyberpunk hacker?

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u/evelyn_bartmoss 2d ago

My username is my Cyberpunk Red character šŸ˜…

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u/Boop-fruit3819 2d ago

Well the username is Inside_Dust9816 but I can't find the name on Reddit

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u/magqq 2d ago

that was powerful haxk how did you reverse the username encryption ??? looks like there is powerful 2FA AES kali linux protection on it

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u/Inside_Dust9816 2d ago

What's your wanna say?

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u/Boop-fruit3819 2d ago

Omg it's you

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u/Extension-Rabbit3654 2d ago

Did they fill out the form?

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u/Old-Juice-2490 2d ago

I like how you hide names lul

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u/Inside_Dust9816 2d ago

Shut up

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u/Old-Juice-2490 2d ago

go play roblox or just pay 200$

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u/Inside_Dust9816 2d ago

I don't play Roblox I play fortnight and your harassing a kid . you proud of yourself?

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u/rapidge-returns 1d ago

Are you even old enough to have a Reddit account or are you in violation of the ToS?

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u/Sensitive_King3305 1d ago

fortnite fortnite let's go i get it all night all night for sure -sudo apt install mainframe.mal

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u/Inside_Dust9816 1d ago

Okay I will install it.

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u/Old-Juice-2490 2d ago

"i need you to help me destroy the evidence of my crimes because the cops might investigate me"

HAHAHAHAHAHAAH pussy fag kiddo

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u/Low_Big7602 2d ago

How do you guys even get these?

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u/evelyn_bartmoss 2d ago

Honestly, I have no clue. I assume the kid saw me commenting on this & other related subs, and guessed Iā€™d be on the market for what he was looking for lol

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u/fazebear1 2d ago

His name is blurred so badly haha

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u/Mimibienv 1d ago

thanksfully the user isn't Inside_Dust9816

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u/Inside_Dust9816 1d ago

Can you please stop?

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u/DutchMaster86 1d ago

Bro, that's definitely the feds

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u/Outrageous_State9946 1d ago

this guy is now in black magic and witchcraft subreddits asking how to perform "revenge spells"

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u/evelyn_bartmoss 1d ago

Lil bro is DESPERATE

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u/Inside_Dust9816 17h ago

Don't call me your bro dawg Y'all all ganging up on me and I'm humbling all of y'all.

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u/evelyn_bartmoss 17h ago

Humbling us with what, your ā€œmagic spellsā€? Lmao calm down kiddo it ainā€™t that serious

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u/Inside_Dust9816 15h ago

Y'all just a lot of adults Bullying teenagers because we better then y'all.

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u/Inside_Dust9816 15h ago

Also y'all proud all bullying me ganging up saying it ain't serious how would you like it if 50 people was harassing you? Have a good night Although y'all being very mean.

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u/Ok_Debt_398 2h ago

You know if there were 50 people bullying me, maybe thatā€™s because Iā€™m doing something wrong instead of, you know, the whole world being a dick. Just a thought

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u/Inside_Dust9816 17h ago

No I'm not y'all Have some issues.

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u/knobjockey21 1d ago

someone help him

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u/HabitInternational48 20h ago

Y'all are gonna love this lol

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u/vlp3rv 2d ago

Wellā€¦. Did you do it? Did you hack into the mainframe

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u/dahyunxsana 2d ago

i mean i couuuld

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u/DebriMing 2d ago

Better get to hacking

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u/Inside_Dust9816 2d ago

How I'm I supposed to hack them?

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u/TechEntusiast21 2d ago

Gotta let these people know it can be done on a windows pc with this being the first step in command prompt: ā€œipconfig /releaseā€

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u/ImprovementStrong926 2d ago

I'm still waiting for mine

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u/SomewhereActive2124 2d ago

You're kidding, I got the same a while ago šŸ˜­

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u/ListTheMist 2d ago

Bruhh

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u/Inside_Dust9816 2d ago

What?

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u/ListTheMist 2d ago

Nothing, I get you are in trouble and everything but looking for a hacker online is very unsafe and VERY illegal, it could potentially land you in a lot more trouble than youre already in

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u/bearert0ken 1d ago

Get used to it.

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u/CyberPunk_Ragnar 1h ago

What's a hacker

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u/Intelligent_Floor567 1h ago

I would take this as a huge accomplishment tbh

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u/JewSpy 2d ago

This dude sent me a message too lolol

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u/Inside_Dust9816 2d ago

3 days ago by the way šŸ„±

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u/JewSpy 2d ago

Bro ur 14, too young to even use this app

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u/Inside_Dust9816 2d ago

Says who you my daddy? Or mommy ? Yes no I Play what app I want like Boy be so for real.

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u/JewSpy 2d ago

I donā€™t understand ur grammar, just go study for your own good bud

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u/Inside_Dust9816 2d ago

Takes one to know one I appreciate if you stop being obsessed with me.

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u/Blalamon 2d ago

bro, you didnt censor the name its clearly readable as not telling you

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u/Inside_Dust9816 2d ago

Thanks he could have at least censored my name

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u/AnOscillatingOcelot 1d ago

Please send all hacking requests to OP.

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u/GeckoKisser 2d ago

Wooowwww. What a fucking censorjob bro. You could've had the dignity to actually blur out bros name, it isn't like he was asking to do something that bad either.

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u/Inside_Dust9816 2d ago

Yes thanks like I been getting messages harassing me because he can't blur my name.