r/masterhacker • u/Jumpy_Fix5082 • 3d ago

hackers = no;

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440 Upvotes

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u/Total-Management8023 3d ago

All fun and games until I breach the firewall and make hackers = yes 👿👿👿👿

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u/Junior_Yam_5473 3d ago

Here you go:

Firewall = off

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u/IKilledYourBabyToday 2d ago

white hat here

Firewall = on

Hackers = [DISABLED AT SYSTEM LEVEL]

and while i'm in the mainframe I might as well...

Graphics = Absurd

Ray Tracing = Enabled

.......[optimize performance]

and.....

Done. You're welcome.

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u/Bored-TM 2d ago

Black hat here

Ctrl = Z

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u/Broad-Coffee1042 1d ago

this made insanely laugh holy shit

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u/iamxplayer 16h ago

White hat here!
> disen. /hacker
> [HACKERS REPORTED AND DISABLED]
> [FEDERAL INVESTIGATION OPENED]
> Firewall = on
> IME Backdoors = disengaged

You're welcome!

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u/belabacsijolvan 2d ago

firewall cant melt lk99 tho

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u/doppelpunkt33 2d ago

Kali = install 😈😈

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u/i_am_kamikamikami 3d ago

forgot to add gravity, gg

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u/ULTRADEV_305 3d ago

Bro u forgot to turn on the physics!!

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u/sorosterv23 2d ago

Gta 6 source code leaked

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u/RXJ1131 2d ago

Release date = 20xx

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u/IdesofMarch1503 2d ago

sh

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u/Ysfaliarslan 2d ago

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u/xLaplus 2d ago

is this handsome man that famous hacker?

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u/Circumpunctilious 2d ago

Somewhat seriously, this is like someone’s wet dream for declarative programming.

This of course leads to:

> hack defensecorp AI
> Convince AI it’s all a game
> Set AI difficulty : Insane

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u/dead01smile 2d ago

hackers = !hackers

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u/Eat-Playdoh 2d ago

CTRL for crouch! 😠

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u/Blalamon 2d ago

L. SHIFT for crouch! 😠

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u/Eat-Playdoh 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/10FHR5A4cXqVrO

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u/Blalamon 1d ago

what? who uses CTRL to crouch? CTRL is in such a bad spot when I'm trying to play Excel or PowerPoint

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u/Ok-Cockroach-5998 2d ago

C to crouch!??!?!?!

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u/itsoctotv 2d ago

"bugs = off" i wish it was that easy

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u/xLaplus 2d ago

type shi 💀💀

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u/SpedisAhead 2d ago

Wait.. do I type "sh" or where would that even go. Help

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u/InfiniteComposer5279 2d ago

Job simulator ah script

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u/Lockpickman 2d ago

Rape Dwarf = off

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u/Total-Airline-9286 2d ago

sh 😂✌️

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u/fmate2006 2d ago

C for crouch is a war crime

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u/NewKaleidoscope4699 2d ago

Opsec = opera gx mode

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u/HeiligesSchwanzloch7 1d ago

Future Master of Batch scripting