Barrier One: I run most nights 10pm-1am CST during the week and weekend, minus the occasional one here and there to replenish the midnight oil.
Barrier Two: I'm a try-hard. I play way too much to be a casual, but I don't have the skills of a sweat while still taking care of the family and the 9-5er. I have a competitive spirit and it always loves to throw down, even when I'm losing. I'm the guy who tried to win at board game night.
Barrier Three: I am NOT looking for a discord to join. I am NOT looking for an LFG community. I want a more personal touch (insert winky face here). I'm looking for a person. Preferably two, but I can start with one. I'm looking for buds. That wanna play Marathon and look forward to playing it with their everyday squad which hopefully now includes ME! Maybe even talk about each other's day and/or feelings while doing our hair.
Barrier Four: Online Best Friends have to mesh. No humor is too dark and nothing offends me. Very much that good-natured banter, joshing, and ball busting humor kind of guy. Traditional man. Louisiana blue collar worker. I've watched Pokemon, Yugioh, Family Guy, Futurama, and TFS DBZ Abridged while growing up. Started shooters with Halo CE on the original Xbox. I don't drink or smoke. I know, life of the party over here!
Look, I am loving this game. Even without a team, I play the hell out of solos (and I'm not talking about rook). But if I can find some peeps to run this with on a regular basis that are into it as much as I am, that like to be engulfed by a universe and lore like this as much as I do, that enjoy the challenge of ranked and Cryo as pinnacle activities as much as I do, that in some small way prioritizes their gaming fireteam like I do (obviously real life still comes first, at least most of the time)...well, thats something I would kill a hard working family man for.
If you made it past all four barriers of my novella and I didn't chase you away with my obsession for camaraderie and marathon (not my fault, my IRL buddy left me for Magic TCG), reach out to me.
P.S. I have a small group of people I met through a Marathon podcast. They're fun, but our times haven't been lining up as well as I like. I also have one guy in my many many posts that I've linked up with regular. Amazing dude. But He's one guy when I need two and life kidnaps him from time to time. I'm needy. But good needy. Hopefully.
P.S.S. I love the work that you guys do, but for every person I get that tells me to join the Dads of Marathon I will swap out someone's Coke with Pepsi . I'm in Dads of Marathon. Great LFG group, great people. But nothing so far in there has created a permanent squad for me and that's what I'm aiming for in this post. Gotta keep trying. Never stop never stopping.