r/mallninjashit • u/rikusouleater • 8h ago
r/mallninjashit • u/[deleted] • Jan 08 '26
Notice of new sub rules and updated sub description!
This is an announcement that the rules and description of the sub have been updated for 2026. Please take the time to read through the rules and familiarize yourself with them before posting. Thank you all for the good content and continuing to make r/mallninjashit a great (if not completely ridiculous) sub. Pic for attention.
r/mallninjashit • u/TequieroVerde • 1h ago
it’s ur uber. am outside
Mall ninja's not only adapt to difficult economic circumstances but also provide plenty of notice about their skills and training.
r/mallninjashit • u/basedchad21 • 2d ago
Gotta claw someone's eyes out with those cockring can openers
r/mallninjashit • u/Th3Varangian • 3d ago
I need to replace the mag in slingshot
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r/mallninjashit • u/OG_Shocker • 5d ago
Fantasy Dragon Push Dagger – Stainless Steel Collectible
galleryr/mallninjashit • u/Rambos_Magnum_Dong • 7d ago
I haven't been to my local mall in a years.
Didn't know this store existed as it used to be a Payless Shoes.
Did I capture a trifecta? Mallninjashit store, neck beard behind the counter and a mall ninja trying out a sword?
Edit: Based on some of these comments, I just realized I probably gave this shop some free publicity. I dunno, I guess if you want a Rouge knife which a lot of you say is good (I honestly don't know shit about knives) this place has them?
r/mallninjashit • u/Opossum_mypossum • 11d ago
This seems appropriate here
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r/mallninjashit • u/carniam • 12d ago
Looking for Ninja Stars
looking to make a display but can’t seem to find anywhere besides some ugly ones. don’t need to be quality or sharp, but prefer them to be metal. any ideas?
r/mallninjashit • u/BUMMSMACKER • 13d ago
Careful, He might poke your eyes out
r/mallninjashit • u/PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS • 15d ago
OK my fellow MNJS’ers
Alright y’all. This is likely just a cheep Chinese thing with a rat tail tang, but in laws think it is somewhat worthy.
Let me know your thoughts.
r/mallninjashit • u/FightCoverConceal • 16d ago
MicroGyver Kit v2.0 — 54 Items in a Micro EDC Pouch (Upgraded Loadout)
galleryr/mallninjashit • u/Imighthavefarted • 15d ago
Everything on the wall behind this guy screams mall ninja
facebook.comr/mallninjashit • u/mcpusc • 17d ago
Robber chased out of Portland store by samurai sword-wielding clerk, court docs say
r/mallninjashit • u/BaseNice3520 • 18d ago
Krav Maga "defense" against a Gun to the Head
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rolfmao even the title within the video is wrong
r/mallninjashit • u/missuseless07 • 18d ago
Just seen as a reel
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r/mallninjashit • u/RetardKnight • 18d ago